How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Dutch!



Dutch language swear words and phrases and their English translations.



Dutch Swearing

Lul

Kut

Kak

Stront

Kontneuker

Hoer

Achterlijke

Eikel

Idioot

Kutding

Kutwijf

Kutzooi

Kut

Kloten (singular kloot)

Reet

Lulkoek, lullekoek

Lullepraat

Boerenlul

Oetlul

Paardenlul

Klerelij(d)er

Pokkenlijder

Teringlijder

Moederneuker

Neuk niet met me

Je kunt de pot op

Hoerenjong

Klootzak

Trut

Randdebiel

Me rug op

Loop naar de hel

Dwaas

Slet

Spast

Flikker

Aarsridder

Dikzak

Smeerlap

Rukker

Vingerwijf

Godverdomme

Sluitspiermusketier

Hufter

Matennaaier

Poepstamper

Sukkel

Geile

Gatlelijk

Ga je vader pijpen

Vluggertje

Gatlikker

Slijmbal

Beffen

Kankerlijer

Teringlijer

Tyfuslijer

Kanker op

Kankerhond

Krijg de kanker

Tering

Pleuris

Mongool

Zoon van een hoerige kameel

Vette ruigpoot

Homo

Dzju toch

Chocoprins ridder

Wil je neuken?

Geile slet

Ga je moeder neuken

Kippeneuker

Geiteneuker

Darmtoerist

Rot op

Kankert op!

Tering mongool!

Joh, sterf lekker!

Afgelikte boterham

Kanker hoer

Uitgewoond

Bloedpoepende maaghond

Mierenneuker

Coot fora dom

Oen

Kalf

Bruinkluiver

Hoerezoon

Nicht

Opneuken, stomme kutmongool

Idioot

Mafkees

Sufkut

Ga rukken

Lik mijn reet

Pijpslet

Daar heb ik schijt aan

Watje

Mietje

Flikker op

Je moet mij niet dissen

Ik sloop je

Ik neuk je moeder

God verkanker Jesus

English Translation

Penis, dick, cock

Cunt

Shit

Shit

Up-the-ass-fucker

Hooker

Retard

Dickhead

Idiot

Fucking thing

Bitch

Bloody mess

Cunt

Testicles, balls

Arse

Bullshit, crap (Lit: prick-biscuit)

Bullshit (Lit: cock talk)

Asshole (Lit: farmer's prick)

Bloody idiot

Asshole (Lit: horse's cock)

Motherfucker

Motherfucker

Motherfucker

Motherfucker

Don't fuck around with me

Go fuck yourself

Son of a whore

Nutsack (nut as in balls)

Bitch

Complete idiot

Up yours

Go to hell

Fool

Slut

Retard

Homosexual

Ass-knight

Fat ass

Son of a bitch

Masturbator

Masturbating bitch

Goddamn

Homosexual

Asshole

Backstabber (Lit: Buddy fucker)

Homosexual (Lit: Shit-thumper)

Loser

Horny

Butt-ugly

Go suck your father's dick

A quick fuck

Butt-licker

Butt-licker

To eat pussy

Sufferer of cancer

Sufferer of cancer

Sufferer of typhus

Fuck off (Lit: cancer off!)

Asshole (Lit: cancerdog)

Get cancer (diseases are Dutch swears)

Get cancer

Get cancer

Mongoloid

Son of a horny camel

Dirty leather boy (gay)

Gay

When every thing goes wrong

Gay, faggot

Do you what to fuck me?

Horny slut

Go fuck your mother

Chicken Fucker

Goat Fucker

Homosexual (lit. Bowel Tourist)

Fuck off

Get cancer!

Tuberculosis Mongoloid

Man, just die

Fucking slut (Lit: Bread licked to pulp)

Cancer whore

Wasted, burned-out, all used-up

Blood chitting stomach dog

Ant fucker

God damn you to hell

Idiot

Idiot

Homosexual

Son of a whore

Gay, homosexual

Fuck off, you stupid retard

Idiot

Weirdo, geek

Dumbass (lit. slow cunt)

Go fuck yourself

Kiss my ass (lit. Lick my ass)

Sucking slut

I don't give a fuck about that

Pussy, wimp

Pussy, wimp or homosexual

Fuck off<b

:shocked: Umm that's delightful Areke ...

euhm areke i think it is a lot nicer if we DONT teach them things whit cancer i am protesting because my mom had cancer so guys please dont say it if it isnt needed

sorry if i am acting like a succer but i think its too hard too say it

this is how i am thinking about it!

stef i copied...



i know a lot of people with cancer too...



fred's mum had it 3 years ago....



my collegues wife is still dying... she has 7 tumors in her head and she has skin cancer....

ouch...i didn't think that was called for!!!

well ok but as i said i dont wanted to react like a succer but you know how some people are...

:clapping:

Erm...

you bumped a 9 year old thread just to clap !!

Nice bump you Tuberculosis Mongoloid

deserves a

"S4XYM"

LOL. I still have the pics.

Proof needed :y:

Jesus christ!

Are they okay?

trolol. sorry. I assume this user will never be online to see it so I don't feel as bad.