Well, my bumper has had some tlc and most of the scuff has gone, you can only really see slight damage when you get right in close. Small ding in the bumper is visible now but hey, fuck it..... saves me having to get a new bumper.
Well, i saw the car which i thought hit mine and to be honest its a bit hard to tell if its the right car, seeing as how the front bumper is literally covered in scrapes and dents!
Ladies and gentlemen i think we have found the culprit! Sarcastic note has ben left on the windscreen and i await developments!