had this the other week pulled into a little side road why i was on the phone (being smart driver

) and as i turned round heard a load bang , looked round and a chap had smacked the back of my car with his hand.
then he decided to come to the window and mouth at me saying it was private property

cleary not as the "private property " sign was on his gate not the road.
i did get out the smack him but he soon fucked off then came back with a spade or summat, so i just did one didnt really need the hassle of man slaughter when the old geeser drops dead.