[Penn]

Coming back from Birmingham yesterday on the A45 where the limit is 60, had a complete fucking cock in a 206 up my arse.

He was literally 5 foot away from my car for a good 3 miles, inside lane was chock full of traffic doing about 55mph so there was no where for me to go. So I'm coming up to 2 transits in the inside lane and with about 30 metre gap between me and the vans he decides to try and cut me up on the inside and undertake me.

To save him even bothering and me slamming my brakes on and the possibility of one of the vans moving into the outside lane totalling his car and mine, i squirted the throttle the split second he moved along side me to undertake me to let him know it wasn't gonna happen. He pulls back into the outside lane and proceeds to sit on my arse about 5 foot away again. Bear in mind this is a 60 limit with plenty of gatso speed cameras on, and im sitting at 60.

So when it's clear i move into the inside lane, and Mr fucking knob jockey 206 overtakes me, pulls in front of me on the inside lane and slams his brakes on. Absolute fucking COCK. I let him have his little fucking hissy fit and dropped back a good distance away from him, i was having to do 30mph on a 60mph road just to keep a safe distance from the cunt. Then he sped off as if nothing happened.

Pure..fucking..cock.