Would you hold it against me if I said you have a nice body?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
You've got eyes like spanners, They just made my nuts tighten!
Whilst very drunk once a girl I'd been chatting up earlier that evening was giving me some grief from for talking to her breasts. When she finished asking the ear bashing and told me to look her in the eye all I could say was 'I've made my choice' It didn't end well for us!
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