[tokyodrifte]

Originally Posted by Ross

I'm sorry it doesn't match the spec of your uber-i'm-a-fucking-gardener-motherfucker ride on, mow down forests v8 400bhp nitrous powered monstermower, but it doesn't.

I want a lawn, not a fucking meadow. I want my dogs to play on it, not trip over in it. I don't want to take hay from it at the end of the season. I don't want the fucking animals of Farthing Wood in my back yard do I.

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