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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

For you sad gentlemen who likely don't even own a motor carriage just relax!

I've built a Saxo Turbo before, for a chap on this very forum called Josh Jones. He then sold it to another fellow called Carl Griffis who also uses this very forum. It made 190bhp!

My twin-engined Saxo is a lot quicker than that, and has double the torque figure!! So before you bad eggs sat behind your desks, or perhaps working in McDonald's want to berate my car, ask yourselves if you could build a twin-engined car. I sincerely doubt it! It's far more probable you're 28 year old still driving Saxo's! I also have an expensive Audi that I use as a daily driver, £20,000 it's worth!

I merely carried out this exercise to see if I could achieve it and obviously I have. If you doubt me, why not bring your own cammed up cars down to Telford and I'll show you what 280bhp is actually like. Mine doesn't stall at every junction.

As for the total chump who asked why it wasn't listed in cars, well my friend, if you can actually read you will see it says "listed by eBay app" and any soul, even one with learning difficulties knows you cannot list cars on the app!

Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who have nothing better to do go buy a ripped (Ripspeed? Sp?) gearknob!!!

I've rewritten that in English and added some punctuation for the benefit of other forum users, no charge, don't worry.