Chances are that cunts got a girlfriend, and shes totally smoking hot, but he doesnt have any pictures cos its a new phone, and hed tell you her name but you wouldnt know her anyway because she goes to a different school though its a shame because her family are moving away soon and he cant do anything about it but hes not that gutted because they have did sex already.
In short, hes a fucking lying pie. Next time you have to go there, just melt his head with some unbelievable lies of your own.
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