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Old 16th October 2012, 19:23   #81
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Somebody asked about stripes? Need a mower with a roller. Electric Flymo will do fuck all (except burn out if you're only mowing every six weeks!).
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Old 16th October 2012, 19:23   #82
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I just noticed a thread on grass didn't bother reading it so thought here is as good of a place as anywhere to ask when I should cut my grass for the last time before winter.

Also how do I get the lines in it?
crabzy usually gets hungry being a binman so just get him to eat it when it gets to long be weary he may fertilise your land for you to
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Old 16th October 2012, 19:32   #83
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Old 16th October 2012, 19:36   #84
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Old 16th October 2012, 20:18   #85
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Lol at FlymoThrush.
Can't cut to an inch? Wimbledon groundskeepers are you listening you spastics?? Stop cutting to 15mm - I know it's in the rules but FlymoThrush will bawl

And as for those spastics over at the BBC what do they know - cut to 1 inch, and possibly up to twice a week? What skulduggery is this??
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Old 16th October 2012, 20:39   #86
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Lol at FlymoThrush.
Can't cut to an inch? Wimbledon groundskeepers are you listening you spastics?? Stop cutting to 15mm - I know it's in the rules but FlymoThrush will bawl

And as for those spastics over at the BBC what do they know - cut to 1 inch, and possibly up to twice a week? What skulduggery is this??
What about golf courses?

Their greens seem to manage quite well and there's fuck all grass there.
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All noobs (golf courses, bowling greens etc). Need ankle length grass fot the lawn snakes. That'll spice up an otherwise dull lawn bowls game. Especially when you can't see the fucking balls in the first place, courtesy of said meadow.
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All noobs (golf courses, bowling greens etc). Need ankle length grass fot the lawn snakes. That'll spice up an otherwise dull lawn bowls game. Especially when you can't see the fucking balls in the first place, courtesy of said meadow.
I was just going to say this, thousands of courses cut their greens/fairways twice a week... to keep it short..

they leave the deep rough shin deep... to ruin your wrists and score if you should find your ball in it...

They definately don't follow the 6-8 cuts rule..

Infact I'd guess they cut at least that amount of times per month!!
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I would of had natural grass, but I struggle to putt through 6 inch long grass with the common 6-8 cuts per season rule

Who'd of known??
I'm still chuckling at this post. Fucking epic tbh.
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This is THE best thread I have ever seen. Shame it fizzled out.
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I was just going to say this, thousands of courses cut their greens/fairways twice a week... to keep it short..

they leave the deep rough shin deep... to ruin your wrists and score if you should find your ball in it...

They definately don't follow the 6-8 cuts rule..

Infact I'd guess they cut at least that amount of times per month!!
That bit got me, so fucking true!
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This forum needs a gardening section
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Wheres Peter_D and his gardening..

sure he made a thread on it.
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sure he made a thread on it.
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