Unnecessary Comments.. - Saxperience

D8N_LL · 4th March 2010, 13:05

i was walking through town today, minding my own buisness whilst i got held up by two slow chavvy girls with a pram...
as i was walking behind them the one girl just blurts out to her firend "ive got a right sweaty minge"

i just thought, lovely

any of you ever been around people and just heard random little comments that make you laugh/cringe/cry?

Morgan_VTR · 4th March 2010, 13:07

Hahaha, that's foul. Nope, but I'll keep an ear out for gems like that!

saxo-Richie · 4th March 2010, 13:07

Ha yeah,

Walking through town with a mate a few weeks back and this charv says to his lass

"gona bang ya hard th neet lyk"

Her reply was

"piss off i'm going to your brothers!"

LOL!

Prickle^p · 4th March 2010, 13:11

I'd laughed as she walked past..

Sweaty cunt.

Saxomatic · 4th March 2010, 13:13

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Originally Posted by saxo-Richie

Ha yeah,

Walking through town with a mate a few weeks back and this charv says to his lass

"gona bang ya hard th neet lyk"

Her reply was

"piss off i'm going to your brothers!"

LOL!

Haha thats disgustingly brilliant.

I was walking through town (it was a market day, so rdiculously crowded) and some man then done a very audible fart, whereupon a young lad then said ''Mummy, that man farted!'' and pointed at him.

Bit off subject I guess, but still always makes me laugh.

saxo-Richie · 4th March 2010, 13:18

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Originally Posted by Saxomatic

Haha thats disgustingly brilliant.

I think she just meant innocently as in going round with this charv for a drink at the brothers house etc but it was soo funny him not having a reply

Saxomatic · 4th March 2010, 13:20

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Originally Posted by saxo-Richie

I think she just meant innocently as in going round with this charv for a drink at the brothers house etc but it was soo funny him not having a reply

That's completely plausible... but on the other hand, you never know

Sickening.

9Freedman9 · 4th March 2010, 13:20

Was the one with the sweaty kebab fit?

Chr15 · 4th March 2010, 13:20

Prefer sitting on a train. bus, bench, etc and just listening to other peoples convos

D8N_LL · 4th March 2010, 13:21

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Originally Posted by 9Freedman9

Was the one with the sweaty kebab fit?

not at all.

Saxomatic · 4th March 2010, 13:23

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Originally Posted by Chr15

Prefer sitting on a train. bus, bench, etc and just listening to other peoples convos

Last year, it was freezing and I was on a bus. Had the good ol' woolly beany on. And some 5 year old boy behind me had gotten hold of the top and was slowly trying to pull it off my head without noticing. Idiot.

I then suddenly just jumped straight up to scare him, and he farted audibly in shock and fell off his seat.

Prickle^p · 4th March 2010, 13:23

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Originally Posted by D8N_LL

not at all.

At least give us a brief description..

9Freedman9 · 4th March 2010, 13:24

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Originally Posted by D8N_LL

not at all.

Shame, she was pre lubed...

johnlambert · 4th March 2010, 13:24

i hate junkies askin for a smoke

*retard dublin accent*

"eh sorry bud have yeh got a schmooke".

Chr15 · 4th March 2010, 13:25

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Originally Posted by Saxomatic

Last year, it was freezing and I was on a bus. Had the good ol' woolly beany on. And some 5 year old boy behind me had gotten hold of the top and was slowly trying to pull it off my head without noticing. Idiot.

I then suddenly just jumped straight up to scare him, and he farted audibly in shock and fell off his seat.

lol nice

saxo-Richie · 4th March 2010, 13:26

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Originally Posted by Saxomatic

Last year, it was freezing and I was on a bus. Had the good ol' woolly beany on. And some 5 year old boy behind me had gotten hold of the top and was slowly trying to pull it off my head without noticing. Idiot.

I then suddenly just jumped straight up to scare him, and he farted audibly in shock and fell off his seat.

HAHAHA! bril! Havent been on a metro/bus/train for ages!

Last one i was on when i dropped the bike off to get the bike chain and sprockets done, £2.90 metro from newcastle to sunderland!!

D8N_LL · 4th March 2010, 13:32

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Originally Posted by 9Freedman9

Shame, she was pre lubed...

LOL!!!

D8N_LL · 4th March 2010, 13:32

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Originally Posted by John_G

At least give us a brief description..

urhmm lets say, vicky pollard, amy winehouse and jodie marsh put in a blender and mixed together..
anyone good on photoshop?

1991Tom · 4th March 2010, 14:07

LMAO

Walking past a chippy last weekend this 70yo chavy bint steps out as i walk past n shouts at her friend behind her "Thats bang out of order!" with her mouth full of chips... i literally lol'd n they gave me a dirty look, so i jumped in the batmobile to escape yet another potential sticky situation

.. was close though

Rotax73 · 4th March 2010, 16:04

Was at a house party and my mate was asleep after Many hours of drinking and just as it all went into one of those awquard moments when everyone goes silent, my mate shouts "Oh your so good Mrs Gilbert, suck it hard"... Mrs Gilbert son was sat next to him.... I almost died in laughter!