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3rd October 2009, 11:58
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Established Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Leeds
Posts: 1,361
Car(s): Zetec S TDCI
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Originally Posted by Liamm
that is the maker or breaker of the night  |
It's abit of Yorkshire charm the ladies love it!
That's a lie!
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TDCI Zetec S
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3rd October 2009, 12:07
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#22
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 7,657
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Originally Posted by Chris261287
Get your coat, you've pulled...
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lol, classic
All I say is "Nice Shoes"
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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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3rd October 2009, 12:18
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#23
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 7,566
Car(s): CLS63 AMG
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You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.
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3rd October 2009, 12:19
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#24
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Charming man
Posts: 15,880
Car(s): Charming car
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Originally Posted by Jazz
You're foaming at the lips, the ones between your hips.
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Bloody rabies...
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3rd October 2009, 12:29
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#25
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Swindon
Posts: 2,982
Car(s): Black VTS
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If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area 
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3rd October 2009, 12:29
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#26
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Kent
Posts: 447
Car(s): Peugeot 306 1.8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liam08
If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area |
Brilliant lol
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3rd October 2009, 12:30
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#27
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Swindon
Posts: 2,982
Car(s): Black VTS
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Repost. Fail.
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3rd October 2009, 13:26
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#28
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Middlesbrough
Posts: 615
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Quote:
Originally Posted by liam08
If I can guess the first 5 digits of your phone number, can I have the rest?
Then you just say your local area code and hope they're from your area |
lol thats a good en.
Is you hot or am I coming down with something?
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3rd October 2009, 13:38
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#29
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L-plater
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: North Devon
Posts: 41
Car(s): 99 VTR
90 VFR
96 Relay
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Would you hold it against me if I said you have a nice body?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
You've got eyes like spanners, They just made my nuts tighten!
Whilst very drunk once a girl I'd been chatting up earlier that evening was giving me some grief from for talking to her breasts. When she finished asking the ear bashing and told me to look her in the eye all I could say was 'I've made my choice' It didn't end well for us!
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3rd October 2009, 13:46
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#30
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 4,393
Car(s): ZS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
Bloody rabies...
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 ha ha!
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3rd October 2009, 14:21
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#31
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chelmsford
Posts: 8,662
Car(s): 8 Valve 'R.
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Hi, I know markdavid.
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3rd October 2009, 14:22
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#32
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: N.Ireland
Posts: 3,523
Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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Wanna go outside?
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3rd October 2009, 14:32
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#33
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Established Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: just aroon the corner
Posts: 1,509
Car(s): Audi S5, Corsa, Defender 90 CSW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardBound
Hi, I know markdavid.
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that would work on me lol
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I've seen pics of him and he's like Ayres Rock with tattoos.
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3rd October 2009, 14:35
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#34
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: derbyshire
Posts: 327
Car(s): 206 hdi d turbo
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my place or yours ?
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3rd October 2009, 14:40
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#35
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...
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3rd October 2009, 14:41
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#36
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Tyldesley, Manchester
Posts: 5,276
Car(s): 1.Saxo VTR 2.Saxo180
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Surprise Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cosh*
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Iv Been tangoed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimoVTR
the smell of rape was lingering a bit to long then?
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3rd October 2009, 14:42
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#37
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: N.Ireland
Posts: 3,523
Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid
Outside the Club at the end of no pull,You are the best girl on the floor...
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Your posts were kinda funny at the start. Now they're not.
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3rd October 2009, 14:49
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#38
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Tha Durrty Saaf
Posts: 2,095
Car(s): BMX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jazz
OhHaiMyNameIsMarkDavidAndILikeYourFish.
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haha fucking LEG-END
if i had room in my sig thisa would go straight in there
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3rd October 2009, 14:54
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#39
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...
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3rd October 2009, 14:55
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#40
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,204
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markdavid
Get out that COMA,its been longer than 2-days-LEO the Lion,seen you love larger,You love fat girls.Have you got a sat-navey to find work.That is a chat up line.One mate under a bet got loads of cards made with his no. on it and handed it to every women in the pub,and sat on every table saying why you with him,pub fell apart and a fast run to the car...
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Thanks mate might have to use that 
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