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2nd September 2012, 15:33
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Funny Website...
i dont know if anyones into reading properly random stories but ive found this website that writes em! they are weird but proper funny! its called www.partyfarm.co.uk (sounds like porn but its not lol)
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2nd September 2012, 15:41
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You would need lots of drugs to write that shit.
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2nd September 2012, 15:53
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1 word - SHIT
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2nd September 2012, 17:48
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Last edited by 23carragold; 2nd September 2016 at 15:54.
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2nd September 2012, 17:54
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2-3 minutes of my life that cannot be regained, wasted. . .
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2nd September 2012, 22:29
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Well that wasn't funny.
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2nd September 2012, 22:49
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wtf is all that about
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2nd September 2012, 22:58
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Wrong section.
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3rd September 2012, 07:21
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We have a section for shit?
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And yet you still decided to try modelling? Think I would've got the hint and became a clown or some shit. ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM DADDY :'(
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3rd September 2012, 10:53
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Internet called, they want their 0.2 version back. One generous person who wished to remain anonymous, has stepped forward and is ready to offer the "Y" and "O" so the writer has a chance to get his spelling right in the joke section.
:edit: then I went back and looked at it http://www.partyfarm.co.uk/2.html Holy mother
Last edited by Ross; 4th September 2012 at 12:33.
Reason: stupid huge image filling the screen!
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3rd September 2012, 21:15
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well i enjoyed it anyway haha!
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3rd September 2012, 21:19
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Those jokes remind me of the Paralympics :/
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3rd September 2012, 21:25
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what, u laugh when u know u shudnt?
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3rd September 2012, 21:29
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Well tbh, I've got Channel 4 on in the background and then reading the jokes
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What do u call two people with no arms or legs on your window ledge?
Kurt and Rod!
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What do u call a man with no arms or legs who cant swim?
Bob!
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What do u call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep?
Matt
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No disrespect like, but I did have a little giggle even though I know you shouldn't.
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3rd September 2012, 21:33
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hahahahaha
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3rd September 2012, 22:32
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I'm pretty sure there's websites around that will write stories like that automatically.
They just generate random shit, and you can get them to insert words of your choosing randomly throughout the story.
It's all shit. Even the jokes section was lame.
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4th September 2012, 09:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by happydudeuk
what, u laugh when u know u shudnt?
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Let me guess, you're the one who has no Ys and Os. Hope you got some GCSEs.
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4th September 2012, 12:25
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its not my website if thats what your gettin at...i just type 'u' koz its easier.
Anyway I know i can smell!
*spell
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4th September 2012, 12:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by happydudeuk
its not my website if thats what your gettin at...i just type 'u' koz its easier.
Anyway I know i can smell!
*spell
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Is it easier to write koz instead of cos or even because?
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4th September 2012, 15:05
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Shit jokes and stories that looked like they were written by someone who has no grasp of the English language - namely paragraphs.
I got bored after about a minute to be honest... 
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