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Old 9th August 2011, 14:41   #81
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Do you know what a keyboard gangsta is darlin'?

A lesbian you say? So is my sister. Maybe you should get it on.
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Just as I was thinking how well you had done making all those posts without a sexual reference!!
iz it cause I iz gay bruv?

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She defines a keyboard gangsta as someone who doesn't hang off her every word.

Fuck, he disagrees.

I know, chuck in some ASW shite to bring him back to worship me.

Fuck, that's not working. I'll scream keyboard gangsta, and hope all my followers back me up.
Just because you are jealous because I am God, does not mean I am an ASW.

if you had been nice I maybe would have made you Jesus.

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Old 9th August 2011, 14:44   #82
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iz it cause I iz gay bruv?
Yeah it is you filthy little gaylord.

No benders allowed on here, sorry love.
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Old 9th August 2011, 14:47   #83
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Yeah it is you filthy little gaylord.

No benders allowed on here, sorry love.
PFFT,

what are you and Jamsey still doing on here then?
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Old 9th August 2011, 14:47   #84
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Just because you are jealous because I am God, does not mean I am an ASW.

if you had been nice I maybe would have made you Jesus.

But you and Lee wanted to be little crappy Judas's. That was your choice.

end of the day, Jesus dad is better than your dad so GTFO
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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Old 9th August 2011, 14:50   #85
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LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
naturally.

I am going to quote your passage - so everyone can see that Judad wants to be God's pal
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PFFT,

what are you and Jamsey still doing on here then?
Well Jim has Melissa as a cover up and Simo lets me stay as he gets special favours at shows
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naturally.

I am going to quote your passage - so everyone can see that Judad wants to be God's pal
I feel honoured.

Please can you send me some of your dirty pants so I can suck the gusset.

P.S, who the fuck is Judad?
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Well Jim has Melissa as a cover up and Simo lets me stay as he gets special favours at shows
I've got a cover up too... big strapping Honda mechanic.

Can I stay?
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I feel honoured.

Please can you send me some of your dirty pants so I can suck the gusset.

P.S, who the fuck is Judad?
PFFT. I'm god - my pants don't get dirty!
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PFFT. I'm god - my pants don't get dirty!
A better ASW comment would have been. 'I don't wear pants'.

FFS girl, don't spoil your image.
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I've got a cover up too... big strapping Honda mechanic.

Can I stay?
It depends... Can I borrow him for a night?
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A better ASW comment would have been. 'I don't wear pants'.

FFS girl, don't spoil your image.
no - I wear pants, to keep my overused flaps from slapping about my knees
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It depends... Can I borrow him for a night?
only if you like his ginger beard and loadsa manly cuddles <3

dinnae, Im actually swooning at the thought of him here. he is the best!
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Old 9th August 2011, 15:00   #94
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only if you like his ginger beard and loadsa manly cuddles <3

dinnae, Im actually swooning at the thought of him here. he is the best!
I don't like the ginger part... I think I'll just keep following you instead and keep hoping for a touch of your left boob.
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I don't like the ginger part... I think I'll just keep following you instead and keep hoping for a touch of your left boob.
he only gets a little bit stubble. He is lush though.

You have to pay for such priveledges
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he only gets a little bit stubble. He is lush though.

You have to pay for such priveledges
Sod paying for it. They're clearly not worth that. I bet they're round your ankles! Can I look at them for nowt?
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Sod paying for it. They're clearly not worth that. I bet they're round your ankles! Can I look at them for nowt?
pound and a mars bar to look pal
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Omfg I really want a battered Mars bar!!

Here's a new offer for you. You can touch my willy if I can touch your boob. Deal?

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Me being as much of an ASW as Jen...
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