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14th September 2011, 12:32
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Guantanamo Bay
Posts: 28,700
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I wanna buy your house
Anyone seen this advert? Same as we buy any car, but for houses 
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14th September 2011, 12:33
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Isle of Man
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Car(s): 92 Eunos
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I hate how all these things have appeared. Fucking boils my piss.
EDIT But no, I don't think I've seen this one.
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14th September 2011, 12:33
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere nicer than you
Posts: 32,356
Car(s): S2 Exige 240S, CLS63 AMG, Freelander
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Do they do an instant online valuation? I fancy a laugh!
Jay, stop moaning you flagless twat.
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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14th September 2011, 12:34
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Isle of Man
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viper
Do they do an instant online valuation? I fancy a laugh!
Jay, stop moaning you flagless twat.
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Haiiiii Tom
I owned you in the suggestions thread btw... 
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14th September 2011, 12:34
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 11,709
Car(s): A4 SE/A6 Le Mans
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1. I don't watch tv
2. not bothered
3. not selling
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14th September 2011, 12:51
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 6,713
Car(s): VTS & EK9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viper
Do they do an instant online valuation? I fancy a laugh!
Jay, stop moaning you flagless twat.
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rightmove do a valuation 
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14th September 2011, 12:54
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Yorkshire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 31,079
Car(s): 1989 Golf GTi Clipper
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These type of companies really get me mad.
They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.
There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
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I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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14th September 2011, 13:55
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Pontypool
Posts: 914
Car(s): none :(
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Very shit advert. Nearly as bad as the Head and Shoulders and Haribo one.
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14th September 2011, 15:35
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Isle of Man
Posts: 9,844
Car(s): 92 Eunos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatcha
Very shit advert. Nearly as bad as the Head and Shoulders and Haribo one.
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that haribo one fucks me right off to.
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14th September 2011, 15:37
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Bournemouth
Posts: 15,289
Car(s): '04 VW Transporter.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saxo180
These type of companies really get me mad.
They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.
There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
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As bad as they are its very good business for them..
If i was in the position to id do the same.
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14th September 2011, 15:40
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Established Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Preston
Posts: 2,007
Car(s): '09 Cooper S
'20 Transit Custom
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jayyoung
that haribo one fucks me right off to.
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I HATE that god forsaken advert!!! 
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sounds fucking horrendous
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14th September 2011, 16:34
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Swansea / Chippenham
Posts: 10,872
Car(s): 306 diesel shed
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When my mum was flogging my nans house recently, we had LOADS of shit through the letter box wanting to buy it straight away for fuck all.
It was slightly annoying, similar company's as these retarded adverts.
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14th September 2011, 17:01
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somewhere in Bonnyland
Posts: 10,669
Car(s): Super clean mk5 Golf Gti and 306 hdi
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No, I have never seen the advert you are speaking about...+1 post count
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14th September 2011, 17:39
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 7,657
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saxo180
These type of companies really get me mad.
They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.
There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
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This. Picking on societies most vulnerable.
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14th September 2011, 21:47
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,829
Car(s): saxo vts . honda hrv modified to the max
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Just waiting for we buy any wife . They do everything else
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14th September 2011, 21:49
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Coalville, Leicestershire
Posts: 1,000
Car(s): mk6 fiesta
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^^^ hahahha
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14th September 2011, 22:00
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,829
Car(s): saxo vts . honda hrv modified to the max
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Lol sound good to
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15th September 2011, 02:45
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somewhere in Bonnyland
Posts: 10,669
Car(s): Super clean mk5 Golf Gti and 306 hdi
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wassy78
Just waiting for we buy any wife . They do everything else |
wifes/girlfriends/fiancee's/anything with a cunt/munters
BOOM!!
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15th September 2011, 02:53
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Established Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Rochester
Posts: 1,868
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I think there should be a shop where you can trade in your girlfriend on a rating bases. They get a form much like this:
Attactiveness /10
Loyalty /10
Honestly /10
No of children /10
Skills in bed /10
Boob size /10
Friendliness /10
Dress size /20
Now, an independant judge would rate your GF, tag them, and then you will get points, which you could exchange for another lass or collect them to win some DVD's, CD's etc.
Obviously, amount of children would be lowest is best.
Dress size would be actual dress size.
This enables people not simply walking up to a fat bird in the street and getting traded in for a hot lass, with 5 kids (adds negative points) and extremely disloyal.
Foolproof.
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15th September 2011, 02:54
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Somewhere in Bonnyland
Posts: 10,669
Car(s): Super clean mk5 Golf Gti and 306 hdi
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Never cease to amaze me saxologist.... LEGEND!!
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