Bretts dirty derv

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Cheers, tomorrow won't be fun, as I am doing all the moving with the Mrs and she is built like a pipe cleaner (there's an innuendo there waiting to happen).

Just as well, with your tiny penis!


That's literally the best I can come up with off hand, I haven't finished my morning cuppa yet

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

Just as well, with your tiny penis!


That's literally the best I can come up with off hand, I haven't finished my morning cuppa yet

I will put this LOL here out of courtesy.

[D4MJT]

Regarding moving, see if you can her palm her off somewhere. I managed to time my last house move with Sarah being at work for 3 days, best decision ever.

You have no idea how stress free moving can be when it's just you, your brother, a van and a fridge full of beer.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

You have no idea how stress free moving can be when it's just you, your brother, a van and a fridge full of beer.

You've clearly not met my brother.

He's 3 years older than me with an IQ of less than my 7 year old daughter.

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

You've clearly not met my brother.

He's 3 years older than me with an IQ of less than my 7 year old daughter.

We didn't exchange pleasantries, just awkward sex.


Jokes aside, low IQ, van, beer, hauling stuff, how can this not turn out fun / expensive?

[MuZiZZle]

Pics of brother?

I'll have a van tomorrow

Sort of

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by MuZiZZle

Pics of brother?

I'll have a van tomorrow

Sort of

Pretty close tbh

[Brettles1986]

So plans for the derv are:

Replace Boot Carpet (It's stinking and a jet wash has not made me satisfied enough with it)
Replace Armrest (Broken clip on it)
LED Interior Lights
Folding Mirrors Mod (Easy to do with some wire and a relay)
Rear Bumper Replacement (Broken clip on the one side)
Refurb one of the alloys that I stupidly curbed (Because I'm a retard)

Performance Mods

Uprated Intercooler
Bluefin Remap
Decat
Uprated Air Filter
EGR Delete.

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Refurb one of the alloys that I stupidly curbed (Because I'm a retard)

Fuck off.


Like the missus let you drive it.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

Fuck off.


Like the missus let you drive it.

I snuck out of the house in it when she was sleeping. Actually you know that's not true because the rattle noise of the engine alone would have woken both her and the rest of the estate up.

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

I snuck out of the house in it when she was sleeping.

Why do you keep it in the house?!

How big is your front door?!?

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

Why do you keep it in the house?!

How big is your front door?!?

Huge! I also on the odd occasion like to have a go on some of Giraffe's sexual partners. It's kind of like a barn door but bigger.

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Huge! I also on the odd occasion like to have a go on some of Giraffe's sexual partners. It's kind of like a barn door but bigger.

I lolled

Are you coming to FCS, you welsh bender?

It's not far from you is it? Well, it's nearer than I am.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

I lolled

Are you coming to FCS, you welsh bender?

It's not far from you is it? Well, it's nearer than I am.

It's about a 45 minute drive from me so not far at all tbh.

I haven't even thought about it tbh.

How much are tickets for said event?

[D4MJT]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

It's about a 45 minute drive from me so not far at all tbh.

I haven't even thought about it tbh.

How much are tickets for said event?

Errrr, I dunno I'll check, we trade in pound sterling in England, I don't know what the equivalent to £20 for a Saturday day ticket is in sheep?

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by D4MJT

Errrr, I dunno I'll check, we trade in pound sterling in England, I don't know what the equivalent to £20 for a Saturday day ticket is in sheep?

Lol you bastard.

About 2.5 iirc.

[Jamie]

Looks nice Brett. Got a lot of love for Mondeos!

As for the cloth part of your seat, maybe try some material shampoo or even like what you'd wash your clothes in with a wet vac?

Little bit of a scrub (fine brush or sponge so you don't ruin the seats) give it a whirl and use the wet vac to suck it off lol!

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Jamie

Looks nice Brett. Got a lot of love for Mondeos!

As for the cloth part of your seat, maybe try some material shampoo or even like what you'd wash your clothes in with a wet vac?

Little bit of a scrub (fine brush or sponge so you don't ruin the seats) give it a whirl and use the wet vac to suck it off lol!

Nice one mate, the only person to actually respond to my request for seat cleaner.

Love the car tbh, it's not what you would call quick but it does pull pretty well.

[MuZiZZle]

For the seats I'd get a valet place to do them with a wet vac

[Jamie]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Nice one mate, the only person to actually respond to my request for seat cleaner.

Love the car tbh, it's not what you would call quick but it does pull pretty well.

No worries dude, just don't go ott with the chemicals you'll find a wet vac will pull out fuck loads of dirt you wouldn't even know they were there. That's what I used on my vts so it works, didn't do anything to the seats. No doubt there will be detailing products which would do the same and may be considered more safe but a lot of detailing is down to scare mongering. All you need is a bit of common sense with the products you use really.

Things like fabric softeners aren't bad. If the seats are made with cottons ect use a clothing cotton specific etc. I think I may have used some bold on mine lol!!! still it worked and I didn't get staining or funny deterioration.

Failing that if you're unsure / or in doubt take it to a valeter and get them to sort it, shouldn't cost much .

They're lovely cars especially if you do motorway miles or have kids! If you map it you'll notice a big difference.