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18th December 2014, 10:48
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Location: York
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Car(s): Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)
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One of fastest VTS' in the UK....apparently!
Have a read of this Bumtree advert, what we thinking?
http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/200...800/1093032002
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18th December 2014, 10:52
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Location: North East
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yeah am sure its the fastest VTS....
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18th December 2014, 10:53
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Car(s): Phase 2 VTS , E61 M5
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He's no chav, he also seems to be blind?
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18th December 2014, 10:59
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2012
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He got seriously ripped off! £800 to have the alloys polished?! £1200 for a full service and cam belt kit?! £1k on cams?!
What a mug.
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18th December 2014, 11:02
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 31,278
Car(s): Citroen Saxo VTS, S60 D5
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I can't believe how much he's paid for stuff for it
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lol because you are a brand fag
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18th December 2014, 11:03
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Location: Little Mill, South Wales
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Saxo VTS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jizanthapus
He got seriously ripped off! £800 to have the alloys polished?! £1200 for a full service and cam belt kit?! £1k on cams?!
What a mug.
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Wrong, he had them PLOLISHED.
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I'm happy being a north easternly smoggie bender.
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18th December 2014, 11:05
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Location: Newcastle
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It does look clean...
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18th December 2014, 11:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brettles1986
Wrong, he had them PLOLISHED.
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He puts the LOL in PLOLISHED.
Tempted to send him the link to this thread tbh, see what he has to say
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18th December 2014, 11:13
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'lamber sencer'
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18th December 2014, 11:22
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Car(s): Phase 2 VTS , E61 M5
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It's chavvy as tits
he's obviously a penis
Who in their 30's has a saxo?!!?!?
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18th December 2014, 11:23
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Didn't realise VTS throttle bodies were an aftermarket performance upgrade. And Citroen were kind enough to fit them go every one they sold!
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18th December 2014, 11:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
It's chavvy as tits
he's obviously a penis
Who in their 30's has a saxo?!!?!?
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My personal fave is the polished grill. Literally wtf
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18th December 2014, 11:28
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I would buy it if it had an actual "PIENIOR" sunstrip!
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18th December 2014, 11:32
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Location: York
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Car(s): Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)
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"timing is perfect total in sink with the high left cams"
Not only has he paid 1k for his cams, but hes left them in the kitchen sink and they're high left cams, not high right, or low left, theyre high left!
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18th December 2014, 11:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
I would buy it if it had an actual "PIENIOR" sunstrip!
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Bwahahahaha
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18th December 2014, 11:33
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Car(s): Phase 2 VTS , E61 M5
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I might text him and ask him what he's wearing
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18th December 2014, 11:36
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Location: North Yorkshire
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IF YOUR A NEW DRIVER AND NO NOTHING ABOUT CARS THEN DONT BOTHER.......
know rust know dents
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18th December 2014, 11:43
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Saxperience Forum Bum
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Location: Derby
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That advert is piss pore.
EDIT: Image 7 looks to me like the bonnet is out of line. The gap between the bonnet and the left headlight is a lot smaller than the gap between the bonnet and right headlight.
Last edited by Stissy; 18th December 2014 at 11:50.
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18th December 2014, 11:59
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Little Mill, South Wales
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Car(s): Mondeo ST TDCI
Saxo VTS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stissy
That advert is piss pore.
EDIT: Image 7 looks to me like the bonnet is out of line. The gap between the bonnet and the left headlight is a lot smaller than the gap between the bonnet and right headlight.
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I reckon you could get a good finance deal on that.
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Originally Posted by Giraffe
I'm happy being a north easternly smoggie bender.
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18th December 2014, 12:04
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Location: Edinburgh
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One huge fucking paragraph was enough for me.
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