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Old 4th January 2011, 20:26   #61
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Old 4th January 2011, 20:34   #62
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I've spliced my balls before during a trim...


Worst fucking day of my life.
Unlucky.

I think i'd cry.
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Old 4th January 2011, 20:38   #63
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Old 4th January 2011, 20:56   #64
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what pattern? help me visulize x
Just like lines through it, used to put 4 diagonal lines across it and one of my mates named it the "claw" cos she said it looked like a bear had swiped its claw across it

Haven't mastered carving words into it yet but may try the H.I.V one in the near future
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Old 4th January 2011, 22:43   #65
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I usually keep my engine bay bald with immac, I got a bit a lazy a few months ago so decided to give my balls a pre trim with the scissors, slipped an nicked my left nut, Fucking gutted, Balls take ages to heal.
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Old 4th January 2011, 23:09   #66
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I usually keep my engine bay bald with immac
how much is it and does it work properly? never bothered trying it but i cba with shaving as much
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Old 5th January 2011, 00:53   #67
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number 3 on the bush, keep the balls silky smooth with a daily shave. takes barely any effort.
it looks bigger and we all expect girls to shave so i dont see why men shouldnt
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Old 5th January 2011, 01:24   #68
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I did make the mistake once of shaving the pubic area... the next 2 weeks whilst they grew back was unbareable!

However my last mrs said she prefered it non shaven... guess its down them.
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Old 12th March 2012, 00:57   #69
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Im tempted again..
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Old 12th March 2012, 01:37   #70
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awesome bump!

i was the first reply, yet dont remember this thread
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Old 12th March 2012, 02:39   #71
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lynx & a lighter works a treat
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Old 12th March 2012, 03:07   #72
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shaved balls and pubes ftw.

got a beast of a new razor for my face so the old mach 3 turbo (previous nuts razor) is now binned and replacede by my previous face razor fusion.

fyi double edge safety razors give a beautiful shave compared to gillette shite.
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Old 12th March 2012, 08:09   #73
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shaved balls and pubes ftw.

got a beast of a new razor for my face so the old mach 3 turbo (previous nuts razor) is now binned and replacede by my previous face razor fusion.

fyi double edge safety razors give a beautiful shave compared to gillette shite.
Phhh, if you're gunna do it properly get a straight razor hah
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What a bump..

I don't take it right back to the wood, hurhur, but I give it a grade 1 all around now, Stops the itching and still feels nice and smooth
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Old 12th March 2012, 09:23   #75
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ManScaping is the way forward.

You dont like a mouthful of air when you go down so nether does she.
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I shave with a razor. Smooth as a baby, use talcum powder to avoid soreness.

I trim pits as well, easier to clean and more presentable.
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Old 12th March 2012, 17:38   #78
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I'm to scared to try and shave my balls.

I remember sitting on the toilet while having a man dump, I got bored and decided to shave my pubes completly smooth, never again.. Itched like hell when they started coming through again.
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He used to say he'd come to meets and talk but never did.
He was inactive for a while so I felt like saying Hi to him see if he remembered me.
Wasn't he also mymintsaxo for a while at the start till he got ripped for it ?
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if you have balls, yes, its gay.
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