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Old 9th February 2012, 22:05   #1
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Went upstairs to have a shower, minding my own business I looked outside my window and saw a fucking albino ferret running towards my house!
Ran downstairs got my shoes on and went to hunt it down, thankfully the snow helped me stalk my prey.. I followed its tracks up and down my road, probably looking like a crazy person following tracks that go back and forth on themselves..
Anyway, i finally caught the bastard! I've put it in a 4ft rabbit cage now, what do i feed him etc.?
and it stinks! Hope I find the owner soon...

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Good effort marines!!!!!!!!
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ferret pellets from pet shop were good for mine, meat and fish is good, they are dustbins
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Theres the bastard..
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How did u spot a albino ferret in the snow
Must have damn good eyes
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WHOORAAAAH!!!!kill it!!!
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Theres the bastard..
Thats not an albino, it's covered in snow.
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How did u spot a albino ferret in the snow
Must have damn good eyes
Good at stalking! It had foot prints the size of cat! I thought I was going mad and chasing a cat.. Or a rat covered in snow..
What can I give it to occupy itself? It's currently eating dog food as that's all I can find..
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Asif you ran out your house for that thing, I don't think I'd even run out my house in the cold if I saw a fiver flying up my path.

What did you do when you got close just jumped on him and grabbed it?
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All ferret's smell haha but they're awesome pets IMO

Dont fooking kill it whatever you do.
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i love ferrets! though, they can be nasty bastards right?

OP i notice you have an R6...are you on R6ers.co.uk?
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Snap it's kneck....that's the humaine way...and take pics
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Asif you ran out your house for that thing, I don't think I'd even run out my house in the cold if I saw a fiver flying up my path.

What did you do when you got close just jumped on him and grabbed it?
No.. I shone a light at it.. and then it just walked up to me and hugged my leg!
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They've got flexible necks!

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OP i notice you have an R6...are you on R6ers.co.uk?
I don't have an R6 now since i went to marines, but im still on there! Gonna get another r6 soon or a ktm 450
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R6's are for gays that can't ride R1's....u might aswell have a peugeot speedfighter or whatever they are....

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They've got flexible necks!
Lmfao......knife to the throat it is then.


You gotta kill a chicke n a rabbit in training you no...

My chicken was called Dorothy
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You gotta kill a chicke n a rabbit in training you no...

My chicken was called Dorothy
I think you've had too many wets for one night tanner!
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