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20th May 2013, 14:29
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#141
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Boxers pshhh
I'm 6 foot 2, 16 stone of testostorone fueled rage...
I'd swing you round by your wammers!!
This is already more effort than It should be.
I'm out.
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20th May 2013, 14:33
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#142
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Yorkshire
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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Cheers for the new sig woofters.
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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20th May 2013, 14:36
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#143
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
Boxers pshhh
I'm 6 foot 2, 16 stone of testostorone fueled rage...
I'd swing you round by your wammers!!
This is already more effort than It should be.
I'm out.
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I'm 5"6 (and a half), 12 and a half stone of sheer scottishness. I'd teach you a lesson or two!
Matt how low are your standards if that is too much effort?!?!
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Originally Posted by craig180
Cheers for the new sig woofters.
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My pleasure.
Jennifer Caw- dominating SaxP sigs since 2009.
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jw1325 owns my vagina.
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LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 14:48
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#144
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I'm 5"6 (and a half), 12 and a half stone of sheer scottishness. I'd teach you a lesson or two!
Matt how low are your standards if that is too much effort?!?!
My pleasure.
Jennifer Caw- dominating SaxP sigs since 2009.
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TBH....
I did kind of help set that up, I knew there would be some sarcastic scottish reply to that...
Haha standards suprisingly are not low...
Last edited by matt_vtr_15a; 20th May 2013 at 14:51.
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20th May 2013, 14:52
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#145
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You have to take credit for everything!!
Let me take credit for an insult
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 14:58
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#146
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere nicer than you
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I want to come to York to see the sights.
Now that I am a free spirit once again.
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I didn't realise you had been released from captivity. York is dull but you're more than welcome!
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I'm just making my way thru all the blondes of sax-p, don't make this harder than it needs to be...
I will drug you if necessary.
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That's the first time I've seen someone use inevitability as their plan to pull. I like it!
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Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Originally Posted by Rod1
Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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20th May 2013, 15:25
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#147
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Originally Posted by Viper
I didn't realise you had been released from captivity. York is dull but you're more than welcome!
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Its been a very private and kept of facebook release from captivity! And it was a surprise one too.
Wanker that he is.
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 20:03
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#148
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Yorkshire
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Originally Posted by jw1325
Its been a very private and kept of facebook release from captivity! And it was a surprise one too.
Wanker that he is.
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Thought you and martin had it all?!
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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20th May 2013, 21:02
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#149
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Supposedly not. For a long time we did I suppose. Posh and becks of the Honda world I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy, but even when I sorted that we were just arguing. I felt it was coming but was totally knocked back with how / when it happened.
Lets face it, I think I was kidding myself on that I could settle down and have it all so young. I'm a loose cannon a bit and I think at first he found that fun but then he's very laid back and I'm the opposite.
Aw well. Onwards and upwards.
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 21:27
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#150
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy
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This is why it is very important that all girls be anorexic.
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20th May 2013, 22:14
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#151
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So being superfit isn't an option? Or is that seen as intimidating?
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 22:15
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#152
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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Originally Posted by jw1325
So being superfit isn't an option? Or is that seen as intimidating?
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Jazz wouldn't know what to do with a proper woman. He wouldn't even know where to start his review.
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Originally Posted by jw1325
Together Forever, on a saxo forum, without saxos <3
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Originally Posted by JamesR
Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Originally Posted by Rod1
Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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20th May 2013, 22:19
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#153
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Intimidating for sure. A bloke doesn't want to risk you knocking him on his back if you have a disagreement.
Skinny girls on the other hand can be carefully placed in a locked celler with minimal fuss until they come round to your reasoning...
...And as Vipes points out, they're much easier to review.
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20th May 2013, 22:24
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#154
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Originally Posted by Jazz
Skinny girls on the other hand can be carefully placed in a locked celler with minimal fuss until they come round to your reasoning...
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Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.
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Originally Posted by jw1325
Together Forever, on a saxo forum, without saxos <3
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Originally Posted by JamesR
Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Originally Posted by Rod1
Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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20th May 2013, 22:25
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#155
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viper
Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.
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All girls like being tied up. Some of them just don't know it yet.
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20th May 2013, 22:27
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#156
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viper
Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.
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And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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20th May 2013, 22:35
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#157
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Originally Posted by jw1325
And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??
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That's because up in Scotland you all like a bit of rope now and then. Keeping it authentic and all.
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20th May 2013, 22:39
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#158
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Originally Posted by jw1325
And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??
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It was more wishful thinking really.
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Originally Posted by jw1325
Together Forever, on a saxo forum, without saxos <3
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Originally Posted by JamesR
Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Originally Posted by Rod1
Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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21st May 2013, 07:38
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#159
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Originally Posted by Jazz
That's because up in Scotland you all like a bit of rope now and then. Keeping it authentic and all.
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That's a bit too far Jazz tbh.
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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21st May 2013, 09:33
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#160
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Yorkshire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 31,079
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
Supposedly not. For a long time we did I suppose. Posh and becks of the Honda world I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy, but even when I sorted that we were just arguing. I felt it was coming but was totally knocked back with how / when it happened.
Lets face it, I think I was kidding myself on that I could settle down and have it all so young. I'm a loose cannon a bit and I think at first he found that fun but then he's very laid back and I'm the opposite.
Aw well. Onwards and upwards.
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Sorry to hear.
Ah, well, at least you have the sax-p e-perves if all else fails.
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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