Blondes or Brunettes... Bums or Boobs? - Page 8 - Saxperience

matt_vtr_15a · 20th May 2013, 14:29

Boxers pshhh

I'm 6 foot 2, 16 stone of testostorone fueled rage...

I'd swing you round by your wammers!!

This is already more effort than It should be.

I'm out.

craig180^p · 20th May 2013, 14:33

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I hear nottinghams nice....

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I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.

Cheers for the new sig woofters.

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 14:36

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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a

Boxers pshhh

I'm 6 foot 2, 16 stone of testostorone fueled rage...

I'd swing you round by your wammers!!

This is already more effort than It should be.

I'm out.

I'm 5"6 (and a half), 12 and a half stone of sheer scottishness. I'd teach you a lesson or two!

Matt how low are your standards if that is too much effort?!?!

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Cheers for the new sig woofters.

My pleasure.

Jennifer Caw- dominating SaxP sigs since 2009.

matt_vtr_15a · 20th May 2013, 14:48

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I'm 5"6 (and a half), 12 and a half stone of sheer scottishness. I'd teach you a lesson or two!

Matt how low are your standards if that is too much effort?!?!

My pleasure.

Jennifer Caw- dominating SaxP sigs since 2009.

TBH....

I did kind of help set that up, I knew there would be some sarcastic scottish reply to that...

Haha standards suprisingly are not low...

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 14:52

You have to take credit for everything!!

Let me take credit for an insult

Viper · 20th May 2013, 14:58

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I want to come to York to see the sights.

Now that I am a free spirit once again.

I didn't realise you had been released from captivity. York is dull but you're more than welcome!

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I'm just making my way thru all the blondes of sax-p, don't make this harder than it needs to be...

I will drug you if necessary.

That's the first time I've seen someone use inevitability as their plan to pull. I like it!

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 15:25

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I didn't realise you had been released from captivity. York is dull but you're more than welcome!

Its been a very private and kept of facebook release from captivity! And it was a surprise one too.

Wanker that he is.

craig180^p · 20th May 2013, 20:03

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Its been a very private and kept of facebook release from captivity! And it was a surprise one too.

Wanker that he is.

Thought you and martin had it all?!

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 21:02

Supposedly not. For a long time we did I suppose. Posh and becks of the Honda world I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy, but even when I sorted that we were just arguing. I felt it was coming but was totally knocked back with how / when it happened.

Lets face it, I think I was kidding myself on that I could settle down and have it all so young. I'm a loose cannon a bit and I think at first he found that fun but then he's very laid back and I'm the opposite.

Aw well. Onwards and upwards.

Jazz · 20th May 2013, 21:27

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I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy

This is why it is very important that all girls be anorexic.

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 22:14

So being superfit isn't an option? Or is that seen as intimidating?

Viper · 20th May 2013, 22:15

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So being superfit isn't an option? Or is that seen as intimidating?

Jazz wouldn't know what to do with a proper woman. He wouldn't even know where to start his review.

Jazz · 20th May 2013, 22:19

Intimidating for sure. A bloke doesn't want to risk you knocking him on his back if you have a disagreement.

Skinny girls on the other hand can be carefully placed in a locked celler with minimal fuss until they come round to your reasoning...

...And as Vipes points out, they're much easier to review.

Viper · 20th May 2013, 22:24

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Skinny girls on the other hand can be carefully placed in a locked celler with minimal fuss until they come round to your reasoning...

Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.

Jazz · 20th May 2013, 22:25

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Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.

All girls like being tied up. Some of them just don't know it yet.

jw1325 · 20th May 2013, 22:27

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Jen loves being tied up so that's not a problem.

And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??

Jazz · 20th May 2013, 22:35

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And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??

That's because up in Scotland you all like a bit of rope now and then. Keeping it authentic and all.

Viper · 20th May 2013, 22:39

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And how do you come to that reasoning when they only girl on saxp you MAY have tied up is deffo not me??

It was more wishful thinking really.

jw1325 · 21st May 2013, 07:38

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That's because up in Scotland you all like a bit of rope now and then. Keeping it authentic and all.

That's a bit too far Jazz tbh.

craig180^p · 21st May 2013, 09:33

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Originally Posted by jw1325

Supposedly not. For a long time we did I suppose. Posh and becks of the Honda world I suppose but I felt him go off me when I got really heavy, but even when I sorted that we were just arguing. I felt it was coming but was totally knocked back with how / when it happened.

Lets face it, I think I was kidding myself on that I could settle down and have it all so young. I'm a loose cannon a bit and I think at first he found that fun but then he's very laid back and I'm the opposite.

Aw well. Onwards and upwards.

Sorry to hear.

Ah, well, at least you have the sax-p e-perves if all else fails.