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13th June 2008, 15:59
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Blonde...
Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
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13th June 2008, 17:25
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lmao!!
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13th June 2008, 17:37
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lmao nice
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13th June 2008, 18:29
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quality! lmao
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13th June 2008, 18:32
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so true...
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14th June 2008, 00:54
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lmao! i like that!
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14th June 2008, 12:24
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this joke isnt 20 years old or nuffffffink.
but i lol'd
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14th June 2008, 12:36
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like it
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15th June 2008, 22:20
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did'nt laugh but it owns tbh 
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17th June 2008, 18:47
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hahaha nice!
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26th June 2008, 00:36
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Glad Im brunette then.
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27th June 2008, 17:59
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haha..
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Tru dat.
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30th June 2008, 08:07
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haha that was mint
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30th June 2008, 11:11
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lol i like
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30th June 2008, 12:00
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still proud to be blonde!
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1st July 2008, 00:01
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lol ha
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1st July 2008, 17:53
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ahahah, funny stuff there!
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2nd July 2008, 04:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Funsize
Glad Im brunette then.
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glad im a man.
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6th July 2008, 18:10
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lol thats quality
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7th July 2008, 16:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djrem
glad im a man.
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lmao ditto
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