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17th December 2011, 20:54
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Midlands
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Suggestion e-penis
Can we all have a virtual e-penis.
We can all get points or "rubs" for self inflated, egotistical, self-importance gestures or e-boasts which makes our e-winkie bigger. We can also e-stroke our friends for increased size and girth which have to be backed up with mutual compliments, superiority gestures and vanity promotions.
Two people can go head to head in a "willie wave off" where money, job cars owned, power and any other material insignificance is compared, the winner getting double rubs and the ability to willie whack the loser and reduce his opponents e-penis prowess
Cock of the week should be featured on the home page with special links to view his morning glory of worthless superiority over his fellow sax-penis's.
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17th December 2011, 21:38
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Nov 2007
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I have my own business and 9k to spend. Comments welcome.
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17th December 2011, 21:56
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Saxperience Forum Bum
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Location: leeds
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16v furiooo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by e8_pqck
Can we all have a virtual e-penis.
We can all get points or "rubs" for self inflated, egotistical, self-importance gestures or e-boasts which makes our e-winkie bigger. We can also e-stroke our friends for increased size and girth which have to be backed up with mutual compliments, superiority gestures and vanity promotions.
Two people can go head to head in a "willie wave off" where money, job cars owned, power and any other material insignificance is compared, the winner getting double rubs and the ability to willie whack the loser and reduce his opponents e-penis prowess
Cock of the week should be featured on the home page with special links to view his morning glory of worthless superiority over his fellow sax-penis's.
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hahah fucking made my day that has !!! 
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17th December 2011, 22:02
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Yorkshire
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Location: West Yorkshire
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I see your [CTRL], c and v keys are working ok.
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I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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17th December 2011, 22:23
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jan 2010
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I wear tweed occasionally. Take from that what you might.
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18th December 2011, 18:29
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Isle of Man
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I'm actually a pimp. Fact.
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19th December 2011, 22:20
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Forum Section Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Liverpool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by e8_pqck
Can we all have a virtual e-penis.
We can all get points or "rubs" for self inflated, egotistical, self-importance gestures or e-boasts which makes our e-winkie bigger. We can also e-stroke our friends for increased size and girth which have to be backed up with mutual compliments, superiority gestures and vanity promotions.
Two people can go head to head in a "willie wave off" where money, job cars owned, power and any other material insignificance is compared, the winner getting double rubs and the ability to willie whack the loser and reduce his opponents e-penis prowess
Cock of the week should be featured on the home page with special links to view his morning glory of worthless superiority over his fellow sax-penis's.
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hahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahaha.
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