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6th April 2010, 19:37
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Saxperience Forum Bum
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How to drive a tank
don't drive off a cliff,
don't drive in to a bog,
don't park it on its side or even upside down for that matter,
and finally don't forget your tracks, you will need them,
You are now ready to go drive your tank,
Enjoy
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6th April 2010, 19:45
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Duly Noted 
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6th April 2010, 19:48
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ooh so thats where I was going wrong. Cheers for the heads up =]
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6th April 2010, 19:50
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haha i got bogged in like the 4th in canada a few years ago lol
jay
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6th April 2010, 20:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jay
haha i got bogged in like the 4th in canada a few years ago lol
jay
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Bet that was fun to get out 
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6th April 2010, 20:07
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Regular Poster
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can these be applied to the saxo as well?? 
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6th April 2010, 20:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AXracing
Bet that was fun to get out |
lol was an absolute nightmare, think i was close to tears
jay
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6th April 2010, 20:15
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Such a random post but sure did make me giggle.
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6th April 2010, 20:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jay
lol was an absolute nightmare, think i was close to tears
jay
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watchd it once as an exercise down at bovington.
Not the museum but at the base work shops at the back, the commander was screaming the orders and it seemed the squaddies took notice but it still looked a ball ache of a job to get the track back on.
Was down there watching them try and destroy/deploy a br90
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6th April 2010, 23:07
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im a warrior driver, drivin it is easy, into gear 1-4 handbrake off and GO!! haha, steerin is like a pilots steerin column
not a tank its an armoured vehicle, but still its got a track an its 35 tonnes, and its fuckin awesome!! changin the tracks in 50 degree heat isnt tho!! lol
check this pic out from iraq haha... stupid tankie cunts, we werent spose to be out on the ground that long until this happened 
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7th April 2010, 00:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AXracing
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how do you get out when the door is on the top
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7th April 2010, 05:41
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Just gonna write a few of these down
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7th April 2010, 11:02
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oh right dont drive off a cliff to splat the taliban use the gun
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7th April 2010, 11:05
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will make sure i dont do any of them on my test
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30th July 2018, 00:05
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It's also a good idea to not park in it in a house
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30th July 2018, 05:00
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L-plater
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That's what I call persistence.
Technically it's not a tank tho, its an IFV (m2 bradley?). Kind of a saxo in the tank world.
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