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3rd October 2010, 22:09
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That ain't a knife... THIS is a knife!
Right, just went outside for a smoke (about 15 minutes after getting something from the car) and I spotted something on my garden wall that wasn't there 15 minutes ago... A large kitchen knife 
What the fuck?! Next door are asleep and there is no-one about.
I've bought (lol) it into my house and if no-one claims it tomorrow, it's going to the Police Station. Only because there has been 2 incidents involving knives around my area lately, so could be evidence or something.
Has anyone else ever found something weird or random like this?
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3rd October 2010, 22:11
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I'm not downplaying the importance of knife crime, but if you had to sum up this thread of laceys boobs in 10,000 words or less, you would say...?
Leave no detail out.
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3rd October 2010, 22:12
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Originally Posted by Bound
I'm not downplaying the importance of knife crime, but if you had to sum up this thread of laceys boobs, you would say...?
Leave no detail out.
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Off topic.
You has an infracshunnn.
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3rd October 2010, 22:14
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Have you put your prints all over the knife now?
You're going down for murder.
Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.
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3rd October 2010, 22:14
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Originally Posted by MikeKinetik
Off topic.
You has an infracshunnn.
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Ha.
No. Most people that live around here and a bit more 'on the quiet' with weapons.
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Originally Posted by Tringaling
Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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3rd October 2010, 22:14
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Pic of said 'blade'. Any blood on it  usually a good give away. Did you pick it up barehanded or were you wearing the correct PPE?
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3rd October 2010, 22:15
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Originally Posted by Viper
Have you put your prints all over the knife now?
You're going down for murder.
Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.
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Have you ever touched a real boobie?
iJest
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Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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3rd October 2010, 22:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viper
Have you put your prints all over the knife now?
You're going down for murder.
Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.
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That's two things confirmed that I suspected.
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3rd October 2010, 22:16
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Have you ever touched a real boobie?
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Only his own
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I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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3rd October 2010, 22:17
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Originally Posted by Viper
Have you put your prints all over the knife now?
You're going down for murder.
Bound, they're shit. Like deflated balloons.
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Originally Posted by Toms112
Pic of said 'blade'. Any blood on it usually a good give away. Did you pick it up barehanded or were you wearing the correct PPE? |
I picked it up with my jacket sleeve and it's currently wrapped in kitchen roll. I didn't touch the knife once.
Tbh, it's probably nothing, but another reason I brought it in was because my Dad is still out at the pub and I don't want a little chav getting hold of it.
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3rd October 2010, 22:27
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its mine. i need it back. i left it their to tie my laces, but a dog chased me off. post it me please? i only stabbed a couple of puppys with it
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3rd October 2010, 22:31
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Originally Posted by MAXSTARR
its mine. i need it back. i left it their to tie my laces, but a dog chased me off. post it me please? i only stabbed a couple of puppys with it
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LOL!
No pictures by the way, my phone won't connect up to my laptop and it's only a knife lol, nowt special. I just thought I'd move it out of harms way.
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3rd October 2010, 22:36
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Atleast you brought it in and put NO fingerprints on it.
You could of just saved someone life Mike!
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3rd October 2010, 22:39
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Originally Posted by Dolly
Atleast you brought it in and put NO fingerprints on it.
You could of just saved someone life Mike!
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Yarr, I know 
I mostly did it as anyone can get hold of it and my Dad is still out at the pub, so that sends bad images through my mind 
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3rd October 2010, 22:47
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Use to make ya sandwichs in the morning 
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Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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3rd October 2010, 22:49
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Originally Posted by Rudpud
Have you ever touched a real boobie?
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I haven't. But I did have sex once.
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3rd October 2010, 22:50
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I found a steering lock(bar type) leant up against my back bumper the other morning, They would have had to open my gate to put it there.
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3rd October 2010, 22:51
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I haven't. But I did have sex once.
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More than Viper my friend.
Im not even sure he knows what a girl is tbh.
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Originally Posted by Tringaling
Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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3rd October 2010, 22:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudpud
More than Viper my friend.
Im not even sure he knows what a girl is tbh.
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Huh? When did girls come in to it?
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3rd October 2010, 22:56
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Huh? When did girls come in to it?
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You had sex with a man? Or animal?
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Lol Pud looks like he could drop a mu'fucker
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