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Old 14th September 2011, 12:32   #1
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Anyone seen this advert? Same as we buy any car, but for houses
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Old 14th September 2011, 12:33   #2
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I hate how all these things have appeared. Fucking boils my piss.


EDIT But no, I don't think I've seen this one.
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Old 14th September 2011, 12:33   #3
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Do they do an instant online valuation? I fancy a laugh!

Jay, stop moaning you flagless twat.
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Old 14th September 2011, 12:34   #4
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Old 14th September 2011, 12:34   #5
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1. I don't watch tv
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These type of companies really get me mad.

They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.

There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
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Very shit advert. Nearly as bad as the Head and Shoulders and Haribo one.
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Very shit advert. Nearly as bad as the Head and Shoulders and Haribo one.
that haribo one fucks me right off to.
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These type of companies really get me mad.

They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.

There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
As bad as they are its very good business for them..

If i was in the position to id do the same.
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that haribo one fucks me right off to.
I HATE that god forsaken advert!!!
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Old 14th September 2011, 16:34   #12
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When my mum was flogging my nans house recently, we had LOADS of shit through the letter box wanting to buy it straight away for fuck all.

It was slightly annoying, similar company's as these retarded adverts.
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Old 14th September 2011, 17:01   #13
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No, I have never seen the advert you are speaking about...+1 post count
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These type of companies really get me mad.

They basically rely on peoply with debt that need a quick fix and from what I've heard offer about 70% market value.

There are athe ones that buy your house then rent it back to you for a set period but when that's up they can quite easily turf you out so they can sell the house on
This. Picking on societies most vulnerable.
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Just waiting for we buy any wife . They do everything else
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Lol sound good to
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wifes/girlfriends/fiancee's/anything with a cunt/munters


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I think there should be a shop where you can trade in your girlfriend on a rating bases. They get a form much like this:

Attactiveness /10
Loyalty /10
Honestly /10
No of children /10
Skills in bed /10
Boob size /10
Friendliness /10
Dress size /20

Now, an independant judge would rate your GF, tag them, and then you will get points, which you could exchange for another lass or collect them to win some DVD's, CD's etc.

Obviously, amount of children would be lowest is best.
Dress size would be actual dress size.

This enables people not simply walking up to a fat bird in the street and getting traded in for a hot lass, with 5 kids (adds negative points) and extremely disloyal.


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