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1st June 2013, 22:10
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How sad do you feel...
How sad do you feel after you've spent all day cleaning your pride and joy, and some mother fucking pigeon and it's mate shit all over your car.
Anyone got any tips for bird shite besides killing the bastard out the tree?
Just tidied all my kit away just for me to grab the hose again. It's annoying as i've got a layer of wax curing on it atm.
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1st June 2013, 22:34
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Dec 2007
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If its fresh then just hose off,I know the feeling though.
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2nd June 2013, 08:04
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L-plater
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: West Yorkshire
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Car(s): Icelandic Grey Saxo VTR
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I feel your pain mate not too long ago I spent about 4 hours getting all the tar off the bottom of my doors and side skirts polished and waxed them multiple times and the first time I went out I accidently drove through some blue paint that covered both sides of my car I was devestated to say the least.
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2nd June 2013, 11:44
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Ahh paint, that really gets on my nerves. Kids that do it deliberately though. That when it helps to have layers of wax on, makes it easier for the crud to come off.
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2nd June 2013, 13:24
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It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.
Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-
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2nd June 2013, 13:44
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L-plater
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Risca, S.Wales
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Originally Posted by josh11490
It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.
Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-
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Lmfao Josh! Ive never had that one!
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2nd June 2013, 14:30
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Lmfao Josh! Ive never had that one!
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You don't want it either I was lucky tbh, Some times it can damage the paint because its acidic. But all was good haha.
Annoying thing is, there another 15 cars in the street, why be sick on the nicest and not the merc across the road lol
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5th June 2013, 22:22
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Caught the bastard at it today...
http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6a8ac39e.jpg
Bloody chicks and hatchlings.
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Last edited by 12u55; 5th June 2013 at 22:25.
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6th June 2013, 00:47
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lol is that said bird shit on the window?
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6th June 2013, 09:31
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Tiny bit on the window, which comes off with a wet cloth, but my bonnet often gets crapped on by them, and the roof, well...
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11th June 2013, 22:18
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Derby
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Originally Posted by josh11490
It's worse when you walk out the house, look at the front of your car and realise some wanker has been sick all over it! Ffs.
Lets go get the cleaning kit out -_-
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 Jesus. I'd hate to live where you are! Who the fuck does that? haha.
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12th June 2013, 13:05
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Do t park under trees and telegraph poles etc, minimise the risk then
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12th June 2013, 14:07
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Had it last week. Spend an entire morning detailing and waxing etc. The next morning, and it was covered in bird shit. I had thoughts of birdocide going through my mind.
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12th June 2013, 14:08
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Cover it in layer upon layer of cling film
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