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12th January 2011, 21:33
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Intimate injuries....
After an intriguing conversation with a friend who managed to get a nasty friction burn (involving loss of skin) from wanking, I am intrigued to know whether self gratification often results in injuries? 
Is this a common occurance?
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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12th January 2011, 21:35
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12th January 2011, 21:37
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Is Tom wanking to pictures of hairy men again? Fucking hell. He's a maniac.
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I think he was hoping to keep the charade of our relationship up for a little while longer in the hope of ridding him of his homosexuality, but yet again you have seen through the façade.
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For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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12th January 2011, 21:38
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wanking to much i expect lol hahaha must be really frustrated why dont you help him out 
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12th January 2011, 21:39
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12th January 2011, 21:40
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No. But. I know of someone who asked his mum why his dick was bleedin...it was because he had 6 wanks in a row. My mate asked him and he confirmed  and his brother did something, cant remember what now though. God knows why they tell poeple.
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12th January 2011, 21:40
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
After an intriguing conversation with a friend who managed to get a nasty friction burn ( involving loss of skin) from wanking, I am intrigued to know whether self gratification often results in injuries?
Is this a common occurance? |
fucking hell what were they using sand paper
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12th January 2011, 21:41
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It was you tbh. You told him you had signed pictures of The Hoff in your loft. This is solely your doing.
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It was actually the promise of Louis Spence in my wardrobe that proved to be his undoing...
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For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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12th January 2011, 21:42
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snapped banjo ftl, no me personally but ouch
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12th January 2011, 21:42
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12th January 2011, 21:43
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Originally Posted by dave_1
fucking hell what were they using sand paper
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hmmm.... that was my first thought! 
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For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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12th January 2011, 21:43
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snapped banjo ftl, no me personally but ouch
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Agree, hope it never happens, it's NASTY 
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12th January 2011, 21:44
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Your "friend" needs to learn how to wank.
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12th January 2011, 21:45
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Agree, hope it never happens, it's NASTY |
its just one of those injuries that all men , even if it hasnt happened to them, will know exactly how it will feel if it did. It dont even bare thinking about
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12th January 2011, 21:45
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Originally Posted by kitney
Your "friend" needs to learn how to wank.
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your implication that this may not be a friend is worrying. However I did not clearly state that the friction burn was on a cock.
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For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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12th January 2011, 21:50
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Louie Spence is scrumptious. I don't blame him.
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No matter how many times i check the wardrobe, he is never in it 
Maybe one day YOU will be in it? 
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Together Forever, on a saxo forum, without saxos <3
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Ok Viper, you are 100% correct concerning everything, sorry to have interrupted your discussion, please continue.
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Beastiallity... They're always blowing seals. Ba-dum-tssh!
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12th January 2011, 21:51
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Snapped banjo's only happen when you're that shite that the girl eventually dries up like the sahara desert and your little jimmy cricket gains traction on the clunge when you're at full throttle
Havent snapped mine yet but imagine i'll be singing an intense tune if i ever do
Makes me cringe thinking about it
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12th January 2011, 21:52
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
Snapped banjo's only happen when you're that shite that the girl eventually dries up like the sahara desert and your little jimmy cricket gains traction on the clunge when you're at full throttle
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f**king lol well said
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12th January 2011, 21:52
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
your implication that this may not be a friend is worrying. However I did not clearly state that the friction burn was on a cock.
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So basicilly you are saying that you have a female "friend" that has frigged the skin off her clit?
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12th January 2011, 21:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter_D
Snapped banjo's only happen when you're that shite that the girl eventually dries up like the sahara desert and your little jimmy cricket gains traction on the clunge when you're at full throttle
Havent snapped mine yet but imagine i'll be singing an intense tune if i ever do
Makes me cringe thinking about it
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LMFAO! Hi Peter.
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