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Old 7th May 2013, 16:29   #61
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the 2 on the right clearly have schlongs!
Yeah major fail on my part!

Look at the search terms on that image..

Thai+transsexuals+beauty+pageant

HAHA

I just feel sorry for that 1 inevitable member that already started fapping
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Old 7th May 2013, 16:30   #62
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Well I've definitely had some laughs reading through this
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Old 7th May 2013, 16:55   #63
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Da Fuq?!

When did Saxp become a dating agency?

Let's some it up real quick.

Matt doesn't even have to look at a girl, he just gets laid.
Brettles hasn't had sex since the last Mayan calendar change.
Smiith having kept with anyone is doubtful due to his silly accent.

P.s - Brunette and boobs!
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:01   #64
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Da Fuq?!

When did Saxp become a dating agency?

Let's some it up real quick.

Matt doesn't even have to look at a girl, he just gets laid.
Brettles hasn't had sex since the last Mayan calendar change.
Smiith having kept with anyone is doubtful due to his silly accent.

P.s - Brunette and boobs!
You jelly?
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:03   #65
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You jelly?
You're from Selston/Alfreton. No lol
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:04   #66
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You're from Selston/Alfreton. No lol
Hahaha i'm actually from a small village inbetween the two, it's the epicentre of inbred activity...
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:06   #67
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Brunette, can't decide over tits or ass but a great rack counts for nothing if they have a flabby body.
Can't beat a girl who keeps in shape..
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:10   #68
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Brunette with a nice figure and nice eyes and nice personality to be honest, which sums up my missus so suits me fine
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:15   #69
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Brunette, can't decide over tits or ass but a great rack counts for nothing if they have a flabby body.
Can't beat a girl who keeps in shape..
ahmennnn..


'I'm curvy with D cup boobs'

No you're not, you have rolls and fat tits which don't count
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Old 7th May 2013, 17:29   #70
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'I'm curvy with D cup boobs'

No you're not, you have rolls and fat tits which don't count


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Old 7th May 2013, 18:35   #71
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OP = ASW alert.

brunnette bums

yet another thread that needs a poll.
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Old 7th May 2013, 18:47   #72
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Depends on the girl.

Currently banging a blonde with a nice bum, my ex was a brunette with nice tits. Variety ftw.
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Old 7th May 2013, 18:48   #73
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Depends on the girl.

Currently banging a blonde with a nice bum, my ex was a brunette with nice tits. Variety ftw.
they were men, yes?
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Old 7th May 2013, 19:02   #74
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they were men, yes?
Well of course.

Funny thing is, the blonde I'm with is 5 years older than me, and as fine as she may be, she cannot for the life of me hold a proper intellectual conversation about say, politics or world affairs. Don't actually think I've dated an intelligent blonde, and I've had quite a few.

I hate to be stereotypical but it's just the case I've found.
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As long as they do squats in the gym then its all good. Need to have a decent ass, that's all that matters.

If they have a good body and an average face the 'brown bag' method is acceptable.
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Just interested in which you lot prefer. Like what's your lots type of girl?! Do you look at eye colour/what she wears/personality etc?!

Mimi xx
When initially deciding if a girl is fit, I'd make that judgement based on her eyes, hair and legs.

Then if she opens her mouth and she's a right bint, i'd fuck it off no matter how gorgeous she was.

It's initially about looks but if a girl is stupid then forget it.

I like smart girls..... I.e., girls who go out clubbing but know that 99% of guys are out there for the shag.
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Da Fuq?!

When did Saxp become a dating agency?

Let's some it up real quick.

Matt doesn't even have to look at a girl, he just gets laid.
Brettles hasn't had sex since the last Mayan calendar change.
Smiith having kept with anyone is doubtful due to his silly accent.

P.s - Brunette and boobs!
I can't deny this, slight alteration however, my daughter is approaching 7 therefore it has been around 7 years now

P.s. Lauren hasn't had a proper shag for years she said
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OP just wants to post pics.

DO IT
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OP just wants to post pics.

DO IT
Can a chick not ask a question without men thinking she's a whore?! I ain't posting pics of my mint arse online.
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