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21st May 2013, 09:41
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#161
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Mayfield/Edinburgh
Posts: 5,106
Car(s): NHB Civic TypeR
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Oh Goody.
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Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish.  |
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina.  |
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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21st May 2013, 11:41
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#162
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 8,390
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Originally Posted by craig180
Ah, well, at least you have the sax-p e-perves if all else fails.
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If? Shes got them regardless. If saxp had a scratch and sniff option it would burn your nostrils with the stench of sperm and desperation.
With undertones of clique.
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21st May 2013, 14:35
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#163
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 7,566
Car(s): CLS63 AMG
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Originally Posted by jw1325
That's a bit too far Jazz tbh.
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Once again I was trying to get you to bite...
..and again I failed.
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21st May 2013, 15:28
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#164
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Mayfield/Edinburgh
Posts: 5,106
Car(s): NHB Civic TypeR
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I won't ever bite lol. you know that 
Random fact of the day. You have the same username as my horse's name.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish. |
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina. |
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Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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21st May 2013, 15:30
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#165
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Yorkshire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 31,079
Car(s): 1989 Golf GTi Clipper
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I won't ever bite lol. you know that
Random fact of the day. You have the same username as my horse's name. |
I like to say his name in a south african accent.
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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21st May 2013, 16:17
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#166
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Mayfield/Edinburgh
Posts: 5,106
Car(s): NHB Civic TypeR
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I like to say it in an angry scottish accent as I'm chasing the bitch up and down the field.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish. |
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina. |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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22nd May 2013, 02:34
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#167
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: West Sussex
Posts: 7,566
Car(s): CLS63 AMG
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
. You have the same username as my horse's name.
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Well I have been called the Stallion before, come to think of it.
Craig- always has to be done in the South African accent!
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22nd May 2013, 08:15
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#168
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Mayfield/Edinburgh
Posts: 5,106
Car(s): NHB Civic TypeR
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She's a girl. A big girly girl.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J222JRA
You are defo my favourite Scottish member.....take Drews award from him if you wish. |
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
jw1325 owns my vagina. |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Malky
LOL, you are fucking amazing. I so wish you were my friend.
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22nd May 2013, 08:31
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#169
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Stourbridge
Posts: 7,338
Car(s): Nissan 200sx S14a
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Saw a woman fall over in a pub in Plymouth this morning. Now I have nothing against the larger lady, but this woman had two bellies, one on her front and an equally large one on her back.
People thought someone had dropped a table when they heard the colossal thud when she landed.
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22nd May 2013, 09:28
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#170
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Yorkshire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 31,079
Car(s): 1989 Golf GTi Clipper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by holdawayt
Saw a woman fall over in a pub in Plymouth this morning. Now I have nothing against the larger lady, but this woman had two bellies, one on her front and an equally large one on her back.
People thought someone had dropped a table when they heard the colossal thud when she landed.
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Slightly random, but entertaining none the less 
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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22nd May 2013, 09:51
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#171
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 7,508
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Quote:
Originally Posted by holdawayt
Saw a woman fall over in a pub in Plymouth this morning. Now I have nothing against the larger lady, but this woman had two bellies, one on her front and an equally large one on her back.
People thought someone had dropped a table when they heard the colossal thud when she landed.
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Give her my number.
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22nd May 2013, 10:09
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#172
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Yorkshire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 31,079
Car(s): 1989 Golf GTi Clipper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TomHannah
Give her my number.
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To late, Dave beat you to it.
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
I hear nottinghams nice....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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