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2nd September 2012, 11:45
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 5,801
Car(s): 1.1 106 XN Time, MK2 VTR 01.
Ford Focus ST3 CP320
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Way to sell a car !
We can all learn a lesson from this very descriptive advert ! http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classifi...38re?logcode=p
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Originally Posted by saxostevtr
had my car lowered 40mm front and back and now the whole car seems to vibrate.
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Originally Posted by nappert
bet your bird likes it tho
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2nd September 2012, 12:02
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Regular Poster
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Car(s): 1998 1.3 ford escort
1999 1.5d citroen saxo
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Isn't as bad as some others, but still pretty shit. Don't understand how people expect to sell cars like that
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2nd September 2012, 12:06
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bloody Bradford init..
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Car(s): VW CADDY/VX MOKKA
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Tbf that's not bad compared with some you see!
With just
Call 07987654321 etc
For more info....
I have an advert a we buy any car thing and some of the responses are I get to that are fucking stupid!
Like "hi I saw your advert would you be interested in my blue car....."
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Wanted cheap vtr/s as a future resto project
Mk1 any colour/condition conciderd
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2nd September 2012, 12:39
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Location: Birmingham
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Car(s): 1.1 106 XN Time, MK2 VTR 01.
Ford Focus ST3 CP320
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Originally Posted by rob_s
Tbf that's not bad compared with some you see!
With just
Call 07987654321 etc
For more info....
I have an advert a we buy any car thing and some of the responses are I get to that are fucking stupid!
Like "hi I saw your advert would you be interested in my blue car....."
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loL. Its crazy isnt it. I genuinely think some people either can't spell or can not be arsed to write the proper ad.
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Originally Posted by saxostevtr
had my car lowered 40mm front and back and now the whole car seems to vibrate.
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Originally Posted by nappert
bet your bird likes it tho
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2nd September 2012, 12:48
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Not as bad as what I found on gumtree!! The only pic of this Clio was taken from inside their living room through the window so you saw more of their untasteful fake flower arrangements than the bloody car!
I made a thread but the ad got removed, and I didnt save the pic 
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2nd September 2012, 15:01
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Norwich
Posts: 453
Car(s): Saxo Mk2 Vtr (sold)
106 gti
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My mate listed his car as 'good runner' and a picture of his car and that was it
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2nd September 2012, 16:47
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Somewhere better than you!
Posts: 1,359
Car(s): '98 Mauritius VTR
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Why would you want that anyway, It's foul colour!!
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Very helpful  however you own a mauritius saxo so you are excused |
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you wish sweet cheeks, you wish, I'd leave your arsehole like a biscuit tin, not in diameter, just full of crumbs
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Mk1 Mauritius O/S Wing needed.. PM me please 
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2nd September 2012, 17:48
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Last edited by 23carragold; 2nd September 2016 at 15:54.
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2nd September 2012, 19:01
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Guantanamo Bay
Posts: 28,700
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Originally Posted by 23carragold
That is similar to the majority of the ad's on Autotrader tbh. I hate the people who literally list obvious stuff just to pad it out, like "indicator stalks, steering column" etc...I mean how thick can people be.
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Its quite funny as saxp is quite bad for this. Ive seen some things in some peoples listings of such insignificant things:
Sticker in rear quarter
Teddy bear hanging from toe hook
Nice tax disc holder
T Cutted badges
White light bulbs
Just things to make their spec list look a whole load better.
Also I would have thought people would make the effort with their advert considering how much auto trader charge for an advert.
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2nd September 2012, 18:18
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2012
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I think we need a thread purely for shoddy car ads....
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2nd September 2012, 18:56
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 5,801
Car(s): 1.1 106 XN Time, MK2 VTR 01.
Ford Focus ST3 CP320
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Originally Posted by Muel
I think we need a thread purely for shoddy car ads....
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yep good idea.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by saxostevtr
had my car lowered 40mm front and back and now the whole car seems to vibrate.
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Originally Posted by nappert
bet your bird likes it tho
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2nd September 2012, 19:55
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Wolverhampton
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I see so many shit adverts on autotrader. It automatically puts the spec of your car like electric windows and power steering and stuff then you can edit it to what you want to put.
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2nd September 2012, 19:56
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North-east - Washington
Posts: 7,311
Car(s): Clio 182,
Fireblade
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its nowhere near as bad as that clio ad the other day haha
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4th September 2012, 12:46
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Maidstone
Posts: 8,210
Car(s): Golf TDI
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The best line in any advert is:
'Email me for pictures'
How about, add them to the advert you lazy bastard.
As a buyer I shouldn't have to ask.
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4th September 2012, 14:12
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Little Mill, South Wales
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Saxo VTS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by devilsadvocate
The best line in any advert is:
'Email me for pictures'
How about, add them to the advert you lazy bastard.
As a buyer I shouldn't have to ask.
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Clearly means bare with me while I google some similar cars.
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Originally Posted by Giraffe
I'm happy being a north easternly smoggie bender.
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4th September 2012, 15:19
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Established Member
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Kent
Posts: 1,305
Car(s): Daily: 2015 Juke 1.5dci
Toy: 2002 106 Quiksilver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muel
I think we need a thread purely for shoddy car ads....
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Yes. Make this happen sir! 
Quote:
Originally Posted by L33h
its nowhere near as bad as that clio ad the other day haha
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That Clio advert was truly hideous. Literally like the seller had taken the picture from his front room. What a moron...
Quote:
Originally Posted by devilsadvocate
The best line in any advert is:
'Email me for pictures'
How about, add them to the advert you lazy bastard.
As a buyer I shouldn't have to ask.
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Completely agree. People like this should be sterilised IMO.
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