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17th August 2010, 22:03
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17th August 2010, 22:03
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Originally Posted by Tom_Crx
Mate, im taking one for the team, and im going to agree with you, it fans out for me and then kinda towards the end dribbles a lil bit. But this only happens sometimes, Its all about the sit down wee
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hahahaha good one, i just pinchit and hope it comes out better when i let go. I wonder scientifically what causes it? Maybe the peehole goes all chinese and scared.
Or if you got bright lights in the bathroom, the cod eye squints and hence the spillage and sprayage
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It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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What is it with the Male Penis?
as opposed to what, the female penis?...
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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Can't believe I wrote that.
I must have been distracted thinking about this thread.
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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Dammit you were to quick, i just edited it 
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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Well, thank you for my additional sig.
I seem to be able to pee fine, for the record.
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haha i done the same thing lol
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Sorry for being so blunt but fuck me thats a tidy flatarch
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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dude only rarely
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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Pissing after sex is always hard, takes a while to get going
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17th August 2010, 22:04
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Dude im touched !! Glad this has risen a tpical and serious debate. Woman free too. Cant moan
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 22:05
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The simple answer to this is to sit down?
Can't beat a sit down piss.
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17th August 2010, 22:05
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Originally Posted by VTomR
What is it with the Male Penis?
as opposed to what, the female penis?...
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You've never met my mother then
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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17th August 2010, 22:06
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Pissing with a boner's always hard. LOL.
...Is though.
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17th August 2010, 22:06
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Sounds like you need a hand
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At FCS everyone was pretty similar...Moxy bigging up 16v...then you coming fucking belting round the corner back end out. Quality! max respect.
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17th August 2010, 22:06
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It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
Nothing can be done about it im afraid
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17th August 2010, 22:06
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Originally Posted by MunkyBoy
The simple answer to this is to sit down?
Can't beat a sit down piss.
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but then you piss through the gap of toilet seat 
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17th August 2010, 22:07
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That is fucking awesome
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17th August 2010, 22:09
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Originally Posted by Princey_vts
Dude im touched !! Glad this has risen a tpical and serious debate. Woman free too. Cant moan |
Not entirely
I'm laughing at you if it helps?
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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17th August 2010, 22:09
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morning glorys a bastard IMO
spesh when your sleeping over the girlfriends house and the girlfriends mother is downstair, walking past without getting noticed is sometimes a challenge
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17th August 2010, 22:09
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Cheers fella.
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Originally Posted by MunkyBoy
The simple answer to this is to sit down?
Can't beat a sit down piss.
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I hate it.. When you think you need a shit, go to sit down (obviously pulled down the trousers and undergarments - Standard procedure), then do the pre shit piss, so you're relieved.. Then you think "fuck.. I don't need a shit anymore".. But you sit there for another few minutes just in case you change your mind again.. Then give up and wash your hands (optional).
Ever happen to anyone else? - Happened to me once  .
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17th August 2010, 22:09
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Yeeahhh agreed aafter sex etc but i ent had it in... pfffffffft 2 days. Its just total randomness. Well at least im not alone. Panic over
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
It's worse when you've been tooping your bird and then go to sleep.. Then in the morning you get up for a piss and it forks in half, and both streams of piss go either side of the toilet and you panic, and all you can do is tilt it so one of the streams of piss is going in the toilet, but you're left helplessly watching the other stream of piss as it sprays all over the wall
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