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Old 6th August 2010, 15:04   #1
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Okay, i know how much you guys like laughing at other peoples misfortune so i thought i'd make you smile..

Last thursday i had a BBQ/Houseparty. I got very intoxicated and passed out naked on my bed, only for my friends to come upstairs and discover me:


Anyway, they then spotted my lighter and aerosol can on my shelf:


Unfortunately for me, they misjudged it a little bit and ive been left with this:


Second degree burns across the whole of my backside! as you can imagine it is very very painful aha. Luckily for them, i can see the funny side, as we are a typical bunch of lads and are always trying to get one up on each other! Enjoy
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:06   #2
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hahahaha sorry pal that made me fuckin LOL
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:08   #3
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I don't believe this.

Take a picture with sax-p in the back ground
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:10   #4
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Epic.

Good show for posting this though!
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WTF, is that you?
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:10   #6
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Harsh one you'd think they'd be sensible and stick something in it rather than that hope it gets better soon fella
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:14   #7
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That isn't him
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seen his bum before have we
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Old 6th August 2010, 15:16   #10
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Personally if my mates done that to me I'd throw petrol over them and see how they like playing with fire

Bet you need one of them rubber doughnuts to sit down.. Looks painful to say the least.
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sorry mate i feel for you but i can't stop laughing
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LOL it looks like you've got grey hair in the pic

Is it sore wiping your arse?
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Bet that woke you up, looks so painful
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sorry mate i feel for you but i can't stop laughing
i can understand mate, i find it hillarious haha
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH

MATE.

You're mates have fucked you in the arse quite literally.

That's fucking amazing...

I was pissed off when my mate called me a wanker when I passed out;



I also have a picture of my arse complete with all it's skin and in all it's not requiring skin graft glory if you want to see what a normal one looks like again .

...Not a good week for you is it lad? .

...Quality mates though. Good banter, cheers for that.
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I fail to see how you found the funny side lol
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i can understand mate, i find it hillarious haha
how do you sit down? or go for a shit?? the latter being an important time for your deepest thoughts
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Mate I can only suggest a little trip to the local chemist and purchasing yourself some E45 cream!
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