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19th April 2014, 07:09
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MuZiZZles E61 M5 Tourer
Right, so the other day I bought this :
It's a flappy paddle LCI 5.0 V10 with an options list as long as Prickles VTS is high!
Key optional extras from the list are :
Adaptive Xenons - Turn when you do
Factory detachable tow bar
Panoramic roof
Heads up display - Projects Rev counter, speed and gear onto the windscreen
Power tailgate
It's got iPod integration, TV, heated electric seats with added back things, and all kinds of other crap I'll eventually find.
For something weighing almost 2 tons it's ungodly, it's got 384ft-lb of torque peak, and over 70% is available from 1200rpm.
The box automagically rev matches on the down change and when you put your foot down, literally everyone turn their head, bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 15mpg bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
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19th April 2014, 07:44
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Morpeth
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Car(s): BMW 116d Regional Toner Sales Edition
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mmmmmmmmm.
German auto barge estate wanker
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19th April 2014, 08:08
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Saxperience Addict
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Car(s): ITB'd Saxo VTS & Mazda 6 MPS
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The willow tree?
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19th April 2014, 08:43
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chr15
The willow tree?
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Botanist 
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19th April 2014, 09:02
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Bet it's shit and boring compared to the VTS.
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Originally Posted by Stissy
TTs aren't that bad...
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19th April 2014, 09:28
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Giraffe
Bet it's shit and boring compared to the VTS.
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What isn't!??!?!
I may be able to do 103 in 3rd in the M5, but the saxo does 65 in 2nd!
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19th April 2014, 09:45
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I've always been surprised how many good people buy stupidly over priced bmws, then turn into bmw wankers.
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19th April 2014, 09:50
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chompy
I've always been surprised how many good people buy stupidly over priced bmws, then turn into bmw wankers.
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You have a BM too?
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19th April 2014, 09:58
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Established Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
You have a BM too?
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I'm impressed.
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19th April 2014, 10:00
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2011
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Originally Posted by chompy
I'm impressed.
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I'm confused, but horny
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19th April 2014, 10:07
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We should have done a few drive by vids dude, FOL.
It's fast like.
And sexy.
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19th April 2014, 10:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
It's fast like.
And sexy.
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Like me!
oh, that says fa st
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19th April 2014, 10:16
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Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
Like me!
oh, that says fa st
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My derv no longer has the required torkz to haul my fatass around, best get an M5
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19th April 2014, 10:17
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Saxperience Post Whore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
My derv no longer has the required torkz to haul my fatass around, best get an M5
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Basically!
No wonder all the Vtec lot are tiny!
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19th April 2014, 10:21
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: Mar 2008
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It's no Mondeo estate
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lol because you are a brand fag
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19th April 2014, 13:45
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You must be really fat to need all those ponies to haul your arse around in.
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I hear nottinghams nice....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jw1325
I heard a prick with a quiff stays there.
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19th April 2014, 13:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by craig180
You must be really fat to need all those ponies to haul your arse around in.
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According to my mam, he's 180lb fat, 180lb penis.
But I think that's just her way of saying he's a massive dick.
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19th April 2014, 13:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by craig180
You must be really fat to need all those ponies to haul your arse around in.
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It's all about the torque! 
And the burgers, mainly the burgers
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19th April 2014, 14:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
Botanist |
Sorry, Salix babylonica 
*dendrologist
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19th April 2014, 15:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chr15
Sorry, Salix babylonica
*dendrologist |
Such Googlings!
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