Car Slogans

[ScottyD-VTS]

Just thought id stick up a thread listing Car Slogans Such as:-

If it doesn't Scuff Its not Low enuff.
Lower Than Your Grannys Nipples.
Lower Than Shagging Your Own Sister.
If its not Jap its Scrap


Etc



Post Up your one's Preferably Saxo Related as i need a slogan to go on the bottom of my Private Plate, Something quite witty :y:

One taking the piss out of jap mobiles would be good as most of my mates have Ek4's / EK9's

[L20VTS]

It's small its fast and its just gone past :)

[YAYOVTR]

the pug 106 gti
driving its even better than gettin high
hahaha

[darkslag72]

engine size aint everything

[Tupps]

www.saxperience.co.uk

[Jackman]

Sniff My Diff.
N/A All The Way.
Bye Bye GTi.

[JimoVTR]

i cant believe its a saxo

[darkslag72]

if calsberg made cars, this is what the outcome would be lol

[Spanky]

You Av Just Been Nova Taken

and i found this today :)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Speed-Camera-Sticker-Saxo-ford-fiesta-clio-corsa-bmw-VW_W0QQitemZ160220117170QQihZ006QQcategoryZ36677QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Mugello]

You Av Just Been Nova Taken

and i found this today :)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Speed-Camera-Sticker-Saxo-ford-fiesta-clio-corsa-bmw-VW_W0QQitemZ160220117170QQihZ006QQcategoryZ36677QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

lmao, is it in the hope that if you get caught speeding they will let you off?

:panic:

[Jackm]

lower than snake shit...

[yerdusk]

Faster than a skag heads giro

[kylie]

if ya cant find it, grind it!!!

[djmartin]

wrestling style

VTRated superstar lol.

my saxo just past YO <<<< 50cent style lol

[matt_vtr_15]

my other ride is your mum:P

[STU_412T]

the car in front...............................is me ha ha ha

[djawesome123]

if it dont rub it aint dub

that sticker is awesome!!! I would have one

[goldenfurio]

Get low... Get laid

[STU_412T]

1 LITRE PORSCHE EATER

PANTY WETTER

GET BACK ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT NO INSURANCE

I AM BEING CAREFUL

THE VOICES MADE ME DO IT

NO WIFE - ACE LIFE

THE CANINE GENITALIA

SAVE A MOUSE - EAT A PUSSY

MOVE OVER, ITS PLAYTIME

1 LITRE, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE

FASTER THAN A SMACKHEADS GIRO

TAXED, TESTED AND INSURED, GO AND CATCH SOME REAL CRIMINALS

DONT COME A KNOCKIN IF THE CARS A ROCKIN

Just a few lol.

[Andybon]

Insured by the mafia...You hit me, we hit you
Lower than a staots todger
(written upside down) If you can read this, please turn me over
The car in front......Is now behind
Drive it like you stole it

[welsh_rich]

You Av Just Been Nova Taken


YouNovasIt.

You've been doneNova

Novawhelming.

I'm not a Nova fan btw

[sim69er]

the worlds a racetrack, if in doubt...flat out

[rogerreno]

I used to have 'Sorry, did I just overtake you??' on the plate of my 1st R21 Turbo!!

I've got 'Go on, I dare you!!' on my bike

And a customer with a Celica GT4 had 'The car in front of the Cosworth is ALWAYS a Toyota' on his plate...

[sim69er]

lower than the mutzz nutts

[ScottyD-VTS]

0 to Shit urself in 7 seconds :y:

[djawesome123]

Lol this is a class thread may have to use some of these:y:

[Mikey]

the worlds a racetrack, if in doubt...flat out

that i like lol :p

[gojka]

my other toy has tits is he only 1 i can think of but i have got my other ride is your mum on my plates

[Wilkys-sexy-saxo]

'its not just cool, its air cooled'

saw it on mum bf's camper :)

[Wilkys-sexy-saxo]

'its not just cool, its air cooled'

saw it on mum bf's camper :)

[Karl]

Loads of sayings for Novas tbh.

8v? Id rather walk..

[stiffler69]

Go on! Pass me small cock!

[E1999G]

if it dont rub it aint dub

that sticker is awesome!!! I would have one


Aint it

" If it aint rubbing it aint Dubbing

[V21ARL]

a lad by me used to have

www.cheshirepolice.co.uk/arseholes

it didnt stay on the bottom of his plate for long haha

[stevenet15]

i once saw a nova parked in mcdonalds and on the back window in big letters he had "You've just been N'ova taken"

Turd busters has quality slogans
http://www.soweirdproductions.com/wp-images/blog-images/2007/08/tbusters.JPG

[pink-lady]

I used to have 'Sorry, did I just overtake you??' on the plate of my 1st R21 Turbo!!

I've got 'Go on, I dare you!!' on my bike

And a customer with a Celica GT4 had 'The car in front of the Cosworth is ALWAYS a Toyota' on his plate...

where's spirit of bob?!!!!! LMAO:boxing:

[Paul]

Mint thread :y:

[ako89]

Kiss my Ass-phalt

quality ones on here lol.

[Jackm]

keep em coming....

[ScottyD-VTS]

Mint thread :y:

No harm in a Bit of Reppage? :p:y:



Just made up my Private plates at work at the bottom ive put " Mot'd Tax'ed and Insure'd Now Go Catch Some Real Criminals :O

[ScottyD-VTS]

Why have Vtec when theres VTS-tec:n:

[danzman1991]

Why have Vtec when theres VTS-tec:n:

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[Mark51]

1 LITRE PORSCHE EATER

GET BACK ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT NO INSURANCE

TAXED, TESTED AND INSURED, GO AND CATCH SOME REAL CRIMINALS



Just a few lol.

funny as mate

[The_Notorious_C_A_T]

insured by smith and western, only one I can think of like.

[b0t13]

are you vtR'd enuff?

[stirlinlee]

i have PRAISE THE LOWERED at the bottom o my plate its lowered 120mm all round

[nazz1]

if you aint rubbin you aint dubbin

[Japman]

once you've gone jap,you'll never go back

[Tupps]

Subaru, Because you have a small penis

[Japman]

scoobys are driven by lots of riod heads near me

[hancocmc01_saxo]

Found these... not exactly car slogans more like sayings for the bottom of the reg plate or stickers

Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED

CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit

CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

This is not an abandoned car.

I may be slow but I'm in front of you.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

http://humor.dmfitzgerald.com/macrohard.php
Loads on there

[djawesome123]

Good link that ^^ loads on there