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Old 28th March 2008, 17:12   #1
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If it doesn't Scuff Its not Low enuff.
Lower Than Your Grannys Nipples.
Lower Than Shagging Your Own Sister.
If its not Jap its Scrap


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One taking the piss out of jap mobiles would be good as most of my mates have Ek4's / EK9's
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:17   #2
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:17   #3
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the pug 106 gti
driving its even better than gettin high
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:33   #4
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:44   #5
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:49   #6
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Old 28th March 2008, 17:54   #8
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Old 28th March 2008, 18:15   #9
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You Av Just Been Nova Taken

and i found this today

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lmao, is it in the hope that if you get caught speeding they will let you off?

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wrestling style

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my saxo just past YO <<<< 50cent style lol
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if it dont rub it aint dub

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Old 28th March 2008, 20:56   #18
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1 LITRE PORSCHE EATER

PANTY WETTER

GET BACK ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT NO INSURANCE

I AM BEING CAREFUL

THE VOICES MADE ME DO IT

NO WIFE - ACE LIFE

THE CANINE GENITALIA

SAVE A MOUSE - EAT A PUSSY

MOVE OVER, ITS PLAYTIME

1 LITRE, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE

FASTER THAN A SMACKHEADS GIRO

TAXED, TESTED AND INSURED, GO AND CATCH SOME REAL CRIMINALS

DONT COME A KNOCKIN IF THE CARS A ROCKIN

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Insured by the mafia...You hit me, we hit you
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