Hit a deer! Pics page 2

[lukesaxokid]

on the way to cinema earlier and came over a crest in a 40,a deer was lying in the middle of the road crawling around, obviously just been hit. managed to avoid most of it but did catch it, destroyed half the bumper, offside indicator, washer bottle and arch lining plus a dent in the wing. any advice on fixing appreciated..... not happy but veryyyyy lucky as these things are big. i will get pictures in the morning! anyone else hit something like this? dam animals! ps does anyone have a silver bumper?

[MrHouston]

PICS FASTER :P

I've hit a rabbit. Didn't do any damage to the car but resulted in the person behind me crashing to the back of me and writing my car off. :fcuk:

[AlexR]

PICS FASTER :P

I've hit a rabbit. Didn't do any damage to the car but resulted in the person behind me crashing to the back of me and writing my car off. :fcuk:

You slammed on your brakes for a rabbit?

Jesus, did you never read the highway code? :boxing:

Must have run over hundreds of rabbits, had a few near misses with deer, possibly the worst animal to go near roads, they just run out at random :wall:

[MrHouston]

It happned a couple of weeks after my test, and yeah you get told loads of times not to stop for anyhitng but you don;t think at the time, especially at an early stage of driving :P it wasn;t the fact that i'd stopped. The fact that the person behind me was too busy looking at the twitching rabbit and didn't see that I stopped :oops:

[Jacko]

killed a few birds and rabbits....swerved for the first one and nearly hit an oncoming car noww i just mow'em down for fun...

[VTR-Chris-VTR]

Ive hit 2 cats, but it wasnt my fault.......they just run out in road and even wen ur doin 30mph u still cant stop in time

[AXVTR2]

taken a rabbit out and had blood up the front of car not best look when have white car lol

[browne174]

mate of mine hit a bird which got stuck in the space where foglights go.

quite comical lol

[mat_106]

how can a deer be crawling around in the road?

[Steady_Eddy]

lol i hit a cat about a month ago!
no damage to my car :P

[tobomoto]

i hit a badger about october time. it took the wheel liner out, and the wheel arch off which broke the indicator. also cracked the bumper. think i caught the arse end of it with the edge of my bumper. hate to think what would of happened if i hit it full on.

[Fredward]

Venison?

[bullit]

oh deer god

[Heliosphan]

I hit a rabbit once but it didn't die straight away so I went back and finished it off with the wheel brace.

[AlexB]

i got a squirell stuck on my lower brace last week
saw it go under the front of my car and it never came out behind hahaha
and on friday i was abuot to hit a pheasant when it decided to avoid my bumper and take off
so hit my windscreen instead
no damage tho so i think i got off lucky

[djawesome123]

i hit a badger about october time. it took the wheel liner out, and the wheel arch off which broke the indicator. also cracked the bumper. think i caught the arse end of it with the edge of my bumper. hate to think what would of happened if i hit it full on.

Fuck knows why badgers are so much more solid than foxes, theyre made of the same stuff. I mowed down a fox at 60 before and thought I would have fucked the bumper, but not a scratch, which was more than can be said for the fox

[Sparco_Tom]

run over rabbits, cats, rats!!(aim for them) nearly hit deer soo many times, on the way to my best mates house in ibstone the deer just line the road for about a mile so have to creep through there

[tobomoto]

Fuck knows why badgers are so much more solid than foxes, theyre made of the same stuff. I mowed down a fox at 60 before and thought I would have fucked the bumper, but not a scratch, which was more than can be said for the fox

i think it spun and hit its head on the kerb or somthing but there wasnt 1 cut on it.

[lukesaxokid]

the deer had broken legs and couldnt get up after just been hit before. we took at back to my mates house, every rib was broken and it had 2 babies in it:n: in the process of flogging it to some local lad for £30....RESULT

[Mr_suv]

your a nut!LOL Love the fact you sold a deer haha

[lukesaxokid]

Pics of damage! comments welcome.


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[Ibiza_Rik]

the deer had broken legs and couldnt get up after just been hit before. we took at back to my mates house, every rib was broken and it had 2 babies in it:n: in the process of flogging it to some local lad for £30....RESULT

what happened to the car that hit it before? dirty bastards driving off leaving the thing to die like that.

[lukesaxokid]

some dog walkers said it was a lorry! yea pretty bad leaving it in the road still crawling around. Dont spect it would damage a lorry that much. still deers are big it must of damaged something!

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

fuck the pics of your sax! i wanna see some deer guts!

[lukesaxokid]

pics of deer to follow....

[Noddy]

How fast were you going to do that much damage!?!?!

[lukesaxokid]

40. it was just over a crest in the road so no real opportunity to brake.

[MrHouston]

Fuckin hell, looks really bad

[andywiddss1]

venison very nice meet if cooked correctly

[Froger27]

did exactly the same thing 2 weeks ago was doing about 50 and hit a deer on the way to work but it ran off afterwards. smashed my bumper wing light grille bonnet and tore the inner arch off super bad times my cars still a mess cant sort any parts really.

[RK_Audio]

i hit a dear a couple of years ago when i had a 106.. completely wrote off the car, broke my ankle, and dislocated my shoulder.
they're tough animals!

[andywiddss1]

did exactly the same thing 2 weeks ago was doing about 50 and hit a deer on the way to work but it ran off afterwards. smashed my bumper wing light grille bonnet and tore the inner arch off super bad times my cars still a mess cant sort any parts really.


rickyp will have sum of the parts u need mate

[Predator_R32]

if your putting a pic of the deer up please change the title to not safe for work :)

[lukesaxokid]

will do mate, i dont have any atm its currently at my friends house, not sure pics of dead animals are best suited to public forum though...

[RK_Audio]

you should just bury it

[Gabbastard]

got off fairly lightly, this was my effort

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/Gabbastard/Cliocrash1.jpg
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[ellwise69]

wtf?!

What did you hit?!

[Gabbastard]

wtf?!

What did you hit?!

Who me?

A deer, about 50mph. If you look on the second pic, you can almost see the shape of a jumping deer, going from right to left :D

[Yates]

ive hit all kinds but never rabbit, i actually swerve to try and run over rabbits. my personal favourite was a cat, came out in road, went under car, in between the wheels, think he thought he got away but little did he know about the lower strut that partially decapitated him

[Gabbastard]

ive hit all kinds but never rabbit, i actually swerve to try and run over rabbits. my personal favourite was a cat, came out in road, went under car, in between the wheels, think he thought he got away but little did he know about the lower strut that partially decapitated him

LOL that just made me think of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when they get "chilled monkee breins" for dinner.

[Barry123]

deery me....

[mat_106]

dont put pics up of a dead deer...

whoever left it wants stringing up by there balls and left to starv

[Yates]

i would lik someone to post the pic up of that car with the blood all over it from a deer, cant remember if its real or not, but its awesomely gory

[Barry123]

BMW with an atomised deer in the engine bay...

[Predator_R32]

will do mate, i dont have any atm its currently at my friends house, not sure pics of dead animals are best suited to public forum though...

nah mate best not its a family forum :y: ;)

[Jacko]

conspiracy to delete any thing i post regarding road kill?

new mods are sucking the very life out of sax-p.

[Sean]

conspiracy to delete any thing i post regarding road kill?

new mods are sucking the very life out of sax-p.

As opposed to your posts which bring so much to the site and enlighten everyone's life? Read pred's post, unless you're either illiterate or simple. Or both.

[Gabbastard]

I feel for those people who are on the net, THE source of filthy sex and snuff videos, yet get traumatised by a none-too-detailed pic of a dead thing in an engine bay.

[Jacko]

As opposed to your posts which bring so much to the site and enlighten everyone's life? Read pred's post, unless you're either illiterate or simple. Or both.

yes, i am both illiterate and simple. and as for enlightening everyones life, im pretty sure i do.

you may disagree, but without us illiterate simple people sax-p wouldnt be half the site it is.

[Sean]

yes, i am both illiterate and simple. and as for enlightening everyones life, im pretty sure i do.

you may disagree, but without us illiterate simple people sax-p wouldnt be half the site it is.

it wouldn't be half as retarded that's very true;) Being the Classroom Clown rocks, when you're 14;)

[Saxy1]

sorry to hear mate, hope you get it sorted.

[Jacko]

it wouldn't be half as retarded that's very true;)

im not going to disagree. but my point still stands.

[Barry123]

I let my wife, my mother in law, and my 5 year old daughter use saxp please don't post gory stuff up, say the word 'cunt' or 'sh*t', or make any reference to sexual acts.


thanks.

[Gabbastard]

I let my wife, my mother in law, and my 5 year old daughter use saxp please don't post gory stuff up, say the word 'cunt' or 'sh*t', or make any reference to sexual acts.


thanks.

What if I post a pic of a bloody shitcunt?

[Ryan]

conspiracy to delete any thing i post regarding road kill?

new mods are sucking the very life out of sax-p.

no you just post utter shite 24/7 and only want to either insult members or try to be funny.

i use the word 'TRY'

[Barry123]

What if I post a pic of a bloody shitcunt?

if it makes me horny then I'll let that one slip...

[Yates]

Im going to jump on the band wagon and say Jacko your a cunt.

Your attitude stinks.

[Jacko]

well thats told me. im of to have a long hard think about what ive done.

[Barry123]

well thats told me. im of to have a long hard think about what ive done and then jump off a tall building.

you do that.

[Viper]

there is one person this thread needs!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/Mr_Babbs/822_THE_JEREMY_KYLE_SHOW_a.jpg

[Ryan]

well thats told me. im of to have a long hard think about what ive done.

you want a spade to dig?

[Sean]

I disagree Viper, I think it's more in need of:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/seanvtr81/sax-phair.jpg

A child appears to have coloured your top lip in with pencil?

[Viper]

cunt...

[LSOfreak]

ive hit all kinds but never rabbit, i actually swerve to try and run over rabbits. my personal favourite was a cat, came out in road, went under car, in between the wheels, think he thought he got away but little did he know about the lower strut that partially decapitated him

what a bellend

[Viper]

what a bellend

why?

he cant help it if cats are stupid...

he can hardly stop the car, get out and educate a cat can he?

[Predator_R32]

if an animal runs out your not supposed to stop anyway as you will be causing a danger to other road users behind you, actually says that in the theory book :y:

[Barry123]

if an animal runs out your not supposed to stop anyway as you will be causing a danger to other road users behind you, actually says that in the theory book :y:

same goes for small humans as well.

[Predator_R32]

lol well not them ads :p you can stop for them i suppose but i dont think risking your life for a wild animal is worth it

[Ryan]

same goes for small humans as well.

if you hit a fat bird you would be doing the world a favour ;)

[Gabbastard]

if you hit a fat bird you would be doing the world a favour ;)

Not according to the thread the other day, theres a lot of guys who admitted to being fat fanciers.

[Sophia_Bush]

I've hit a badger once, must have been a fat one as it just exploded on impact covering the front of the car in guts and blood, looks erm interesting on an un washed silver car!! Head got stuck in the grill were the pug badge is decided to drop off half mile up the road and twat some old grannies car behind.

[bullit]

I've hit a badger once, must have been a fat one as it just exploded on impact covering the front of the car in guts and blood, looks erm interesting on an un washed silver car!! Head got stuck in the grill were the pug badge is decided to drop off half mile up the road and twat some old grannies car behind.

lol.....seen a dead badger this morning, right big fuckers they are, it was hung like a horse

[Barry123]

I've hit a badger once, must have been a fat one as it just exploded on impact covering the front of the car in guts and blood, looks erm interesting on an un washed silver car!! Head got stuck in the grill were the pug badge is decided to drop off half mile up the road and twat some old grannies car behind.

that'll be one to tell the grandkids just before bedtime...

[Sophia_Bush]

adsayer is my e celeb hero

[mat_106]

I think Rodzd126 was calling yates a bell end because he said he actually tries to swerve and hit rabbits, which is just as bad as swerving to miss them tbh, if you enjoy killing animals your sick and twisted.

[mat_106]

ffs double post

[Jacko]

once hit a pheasant and it exploded like id just burst a pillow....was quality looking out the rear view seeing a cloud of feathers about....

[tobomoto]

especially if the car behind gets covered in them :):)

[Jacko]

it was a real scary experiance. only been driving a few weeks. road was long straight and empty so i tryed a little swerve to save the poor mugs life. but it just ran out the way id swerved so it was pheasant suicide if you ask me....felt reet bad untill i noticed all the feathers...then it bacame funny.

[Viper]

nothing wrong with killing rabbits

[Jacko]

yea, if you shoot it and plan on throwing little thumper in some stew....

[gozzy-vtr]

lol- i used to throw stones at rabbits, went on holiday and scared them outta therre holes and hunt em down lol. looking back id never do it now, its cruel. viper ur just a terrorist

[Viper]

terrorist? explain yourself. now!

[JimoVTR]

Only ever hit and killed a hedgehog.
felt bad about it, and was well guilty.

My road kill experience
but i do wheelspin on dead animals

[Barry123]

I was galervanting down a country road once.... saw a rabbit up ahead on the verge. thought nothing of it... then the daft shit leaped into the road, bounced around a little right in front of me... left, right, left, right... didn't know which way to go... then as I got closer (hadn't slowed down at this point) the focking thing turns around and darts straight for the saxo, like some sort of fucked up chicken game. Needless to say our fearless, heroic bunny got fucking toasted by my bumper at 60mph of goodness.

I would have felt sorry for it had it not decided to run full pelt at the car.

sucide bunnies ftw.

[Crunkers]

lol.....seen a dead badger this morning, right big fuckers they are, it was hung like a horse

That made me laugh, did you go inspect it then bullit? Sounds like you gave it a thorough going over

[Ryan]

when my othe car is running, anything that runs under the car stands no chance on the lower brace.

[Ryan]

That made me laugh, did you go inspect it then bullit? Sounds like you gave it a thorough going over

prob checked to see if he could still make it get a hard on knowing elliot

[bullit]

it already had one, must have been hit in the act. it was rude not to finish him off

[baker556]

if an animal runs out your not supposed to stop anyway as you will be causing a danger to other road users behind you, actually says that in the theory book :y:

not if theres no one behind you theres no danger to other road users.......if it was your pet would you carry on going.......

[Barry123]

if it was your pet would you carry on going.......

if it was on it's last legs then yeah i'd probably continue merrily into it.

[saxoaee]

I think Rodzd126 was calling yates a bell end because he said he actually tries to swerve and hit rabbits, which is just as bad as swerving to miss them tbh, if you enjoy killing animals your sick and twisted.

total agree!

[RedB]

Jimo il rep you if you can get a wheelspin out of Kylie...
post up the vid as proof ;)

Pics of the deer and thread title edited please.

[boz]

i hit a blackbird doing over a ton once, it split in half, it hit the horizontal bumper slats. only its head was keeping the thin together, it split from between its legs to it neck, perfect in half.

pics are on here somewhere. lol

never hit anything bigger than a cat.
got a few cats in my escort.

williams holds the record though, he hit 2 big fuck off horses in his corsa, the jippos had let them wonder on a country lane next to the beach!

[Predator_R32]

not if theres no one behind you theres no danger to other road users.......if it was your pet would you carry on going.......

so if you see an animal in the orad you casually look in the mirror and then if its safe to do so stop, oooo too late you thought too much about it and hit the animal im afraid :p

[LSOfreak]

what i mean is that it is sick thing to actually swerve and aim to kill other animals - (not that im a nature lover/tree hugger or anything) just my opinion.

[Viper]

what i mean is that it is sick thing to actually swerve and aim to kill other animals - (not that im a nature lover/tree hugger or anything) just my opinion.

put it like this..

the lovely little bunny rabbit will either be eaten by something bigger than it, get shot by a farmer, be run over, or die from mixy...

so whatever happens to it, its fucked!

[mat_106]

ha, the people who try and 'aim' at them are fucked in the head

[Viper]

ha, the people who try and 'aim' at them are fucked in the head

WHY?!

i shoot rabbits. am i fucked in the head? no (well, not cos of that...)

so it is no different to someone running one over..

[ellwise69]

nothing wrong with killing rabbits

Hahaha!

You sound like Elma Fudd son

:P

[mat_106]

WHY?!

i shoot rabbits. am i fucked in the head? no (well, not cos of that...)

so it is no different to someone running one over..

do you eat them?

[Viper]

occasionally, yes

but im not arsed if i do or not, as they are a pest

and cheers for the bad rep :y:

narrow minded idiot

[mat_106]

^ I havent bad rep'd you! cant see the point tbh. Not got nothing against you if you must know...

cheers for calling me a idiot.

[LSOfreak]

(before i get bad repped, it werent me either lol)

[JimoVTR]

it was me big boy :p

[Andy72]

This is a very strange thread, its a real mixture of people offering sympathy to the guy who hit the deer, both in terms of the suffering the animal itself and the damage to his car, and the other half who appear to be still at school or twocers who feel its cool to openly admit they enjoy killing animals while the mods trying and keep everything from boiling over. Who'd have thought hitting a deer would create such a turmoil ;) Im off to create a thread about homosexual muslim sucide bombers just to even things up a bit :p

[Viper]

^ I havent bad rep'd you! cant see the point tbh. Not got nothing against you if you must know...

cheers for calling me a idiot.

i wasnt calling you an idiot, and didnt accuse you of bad repping me. my fault, it was worded badly. sorry mate

it was aimed at whichever fool thought it necessary. lol

andy.. do you even know what a twocer is?!

[Dom_sufc]

Well this Is an Interesting thread.

To me, animals should only be killed deliberately if you are going to eat them, this is nature afterall. I dont think any animal should have to suffer for any one's pleasure though.

Ive read the whole thread, and to be honest, some people's post aren't surprising. I do find It Interesting though, I would bet that 90% of the folks that implied they have no conscience when killing animals, are no bollocks women who are afraid of what they might look like for caring for another living thing. For whatever reasons, society has grown to attach masochism with the characteristic of having a cold heart, which some people think they have to live by, to be a man, or someone worth being.

I think this thread raises an ethical question, as to what rights animals actually have, and how they should be perceived, as other living things. Now Im not going to say they have the same rights as humans, but this is purely because they are less Intelligent. Their minds work differently, and aren't capable of understanding things like we do, which means they dont have as deeply complex emotions as us. We can't imagine what they think, because are minds are so much more complex. If we are an Xbox 360, they are a Commodore 64 or whatever It was called.

So here's a scenario, what if a small retarded child, severely disabled, and incapable of most complex thought and almost animal like in intelligence. Does this mean he is moved down a category and doesn't have to be swerved for?

My point, is that the difference between man and animal is how we perceive who deserves more respect, and we base this on Intelligence, even amongst our own species. So If this border is crossed do things change? No. But why not?

Dont get me wrong here, Im not telling you to mow down retarded children, Im just trying to get you to think about how animals should be treated, but comparing them to a similar being, but in our own species.

[craig180]

Without reading through 6 pages of justified comments what do you plan to do regarding the repair? Are your insurers classing it as non-fault?

[Viper]

Dont get me wrong here, Im not telling you to mow down retarded children

oh god, i laughed soo much....

sorry

ill go now

[shooorn94]

I've never actually hit anything in my car-in my old sax I nearly hit a rabbit, was only doing 30-40mph on the most deserted road in northants pitch black at night, it was a single track road after I had stopped got out and looked under the car to find a very shook up rabbit under my sump ;) it sprinted off into the bushes after.

However I always check my mirror and speedo every two seconds (too cautious and alert maybe? Or just safe?) so when and if I do stop for whatever reason no one would be tailgaiting.

If I was doing 40mph+ and a rabbit/badger appeared I would steadily brake as to do less damage to the car upon impact. I do have a conscience though and would pull over to clear the road of the carcass/help the animal across :p

[mat_106]

i wasnt calling you an idiot, and didnt accuse you of bad repping me. my fault, it was worded badly. sorry mate

it was aimed at whichever fool thought it necessary. lol

andy.. do you even know what a twocer is?!

oh right, sorry mate. :hug:

Crazy thread TBH :panic:

[Dom_sufc]

oh god, i laughed soo much....

sorry

ill go now

Its alreet, that bit was meant to make you laugh lol.

[Viper]

well it worked

many congratulations :y:

sorry, i know i said i would go..

[LEE_VTR1]

deer 1 saxo 0

Can't believe someone left a deer in the road after hitting for other people to hit it aswell, it really takes the piss mate, hope you get the car sorted ok :) can't believe how much damage it did tbh

[Rich_Black_VTS]

Some lads from Kenilworth hit a horse. Read this

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2008/02/01/man-dies-after-crash-with-horse-97319-20424138/

[willsy]

Some lads from Kenilworth hit a horse. Read this

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2008/02/01/man-dies-after-crash-with-horse-97319-20424138/

I remember this one, my Dad was there (Traffic Officer) having to sort out all the chaos. He said the carnage was pretty horrific.

[baker556]

so if you see an animal in the orad you casually look in the mirror and then if its safe to do so stop, oooo too late you thought too much about it and hit the animal im afraid :p

no you would have already looked as it says in the highway code your spose to look in your rear view mirror around every 12 seconds so unless you have a memory of a gold fish i think you would know if there was a viechle behind you.....but dont get me wrong if you pass a turning/junction/someones house a car might have pulled out in under however long it is to look in your mirror so then if a rabbit runs out its screwed...pah i give up ! :homme:

[Amiee]

OOOh only just seen the thread.. Looks nasty mate!

[Saxotim]

unlucky mate same thing happened to me a few months ago

deers > saxo's tbh

pics:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/deany_/car/P7050168.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/deany_/car/P7050169.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/deany_/car/P7050170.jpg

[mattyjones]

deery deery me :P

[JC-Furio]

deery me....

deery deery me :P

Already done :p

[AM4R]

poor deer...

[AlexB]

this is just a pun extravaganzer now

[notime2chill]

I hit a dear two weeks ago. He was there already dead but had loads of steam or smoke coming out of him, just been his i suppose, didnt damage a thing im so luckly. He just hit the underneath heavly and i had blood and stringy bits everywhere. God knows how my bumper didnt smash.

I took the spare out last thurs night, we were almost sick :barf:

[Viper]

smoke?

ROFL

driving along.. you hit a dear.. "shit!! what do i do? i know.. ill burn it!!"

hahahahahahaha