New Leaf.....

[Ruddy]

Last night I went out with the boys from that stag do I went on a few weekends a go now. Had an amazing night really really good drunken fun like.

HoWeVeR

I was dancing away (completely smashed) on the walkabout stage havin a good old laugh not hurting anyone, when this guy (complete fag) from my old school came upto me and said "Ruddy, what the fuck have you just ripped my shirt for?" I said "Oh Hai" and carried on dancing. Fucked. Obv. Tbh.

He got right in my face and grabbed my shirt, and said it again. By this time I realised what was going on and came to my senses. I would absolutly no doubt hammer this guy if we came to blows but I was fucked and ended up grabbing hold of his hand and pushing him away from me, walking away from him.

He came at me again and tried acting hard as his mates were trying to hold him back calling me a pussy saying he'd kill me etc.

I just turned away and ended up laughing and carried on dancing.

He came at me though when all my mates who I was out with (who are all big boys really) had gone to the bar or for a piss too.

Faggot.

Or am I for turning over a new leaf and not scrapping? I dont wanna get in trouble with the police again and was fucking bollocksed so even if I did scrap I would be fighting to 10% of my natural animalistic ability.

I dunno.

[Crunkers]

Smart move Ruddy mate :y: The twat isn't worth the effort. Glad you had a good laugh, how much were you downing?

[Ruddy]

I had about 9 carlsbergs and a Newcky brown before I even got into town mate. Then it was straight onto whatever we could get our hands on. I had this one drink which my mate Rich knocked up in the bar I used to work in and it tasted like quadrouple wray and nephew.

Im actually shaking now sitting here. I feel like Shaun Micheals after a wrestlemania afterparty.

[djrem]

hahhahh i love you.

Good call buddy.

[Crunkers]

LOL, sounds like a good night mate. Glad you had fun

[Ruddy]

Haha why cantz I rep you a.t.t?

Does anyone else know what I mean though about that guy. I wasnt anywhere near the fucker all night and he blames me for that!?!?

What do you reckon.

Message on facebook saying if you want a scrap then see you down industrial estate in half an hour?

Also just had the most DAPPER shit you could imagine.

Last 24hours ive had all that ale, subway, fish and chips (at half 3 in the morning how good is that?!?), pizza, half a kfc £10.99 bargain bucket, and a sunday dinner.

It was fucking collosal

[smiith]

its best to keep outa trouble when your hammered ;) you end up on the floor before your hit lol

[Karl]

knock on his door and ask him what it was all about, see if he's all mouth then.

[Ruddy]

its best to keep outa trouble when your hammered ;) you end up on the floor before your hit lol

Honestly mate if I dint land the first one or two I would of beaten meself up I was that fucked. Its coming back to me now that we were doing shots of sambuca aswell in Walkabout after all that before.

[djrem]

i'll bring my keyboard.

ARMZ DA CAPZ LOCKZ!

[Yates]

no stella and steroids make ruddy nice

[Robin91]

He would of merced you bruv.

[Cal]

Respect for turning down the fight and being the bigger man (you are a fag in white text)

[smiith]

Honestly mate if I dint land the first one or two I would of beaten meself up I was that fucked. Its coming back to me now that we were doing shots of sambuca aswell in Walkabout after all that before.

i did that last year, got in a fight, couldnt even stand up, in end i did get him to the floor and land some punches before the 5-0 turnd up, but i got abit of a beating lol

go out soberish next week and see if hes all lip ;) :boxing:

[djrem]

retreat to the hood.
get the home boys
go back with light guns.
Drive by! "RELOAD RELOAD - SHOOT OUT SIDE THE SCREEN"

[Shellz]

:( Hate fighting!

[Robin91]

:( Hate fighting!

Only cas you always lose

[smiith]

:( Hate fighting!

if someone starts it, you can just stand and take it :)

[Ruddy]

no stella and steroids make ruddy nice

ROLFCOPTER

He would of merced you bruv.

ROLFCOPTER

Respect for turning down the fight and being the bigger man (you are a fag in white text)

ROLFCOPTER

i did that last year, got in a fight, couldnt even stand up, in end i did get him to the floor and land some punches before the 5-0 turnd up, but i got abit of a beating lol

go out soberish next week and see if hes all lip ;) :boxing:

Yup! Last thing I wanna do though is get caught by the police again though. Got a bit of a record earlier this year like that I need to keep clean.

retreat to the hood.
get the home boys
go back with light guns.
Drive by! "RELOAD RELOAD - SHOOT OUT SIDE THE SCREEN"

ROLFCOPTER

[smiith]

ROLFCOPTER

Yup! Last thing I wanna do though is get caught by the police again though. Got a bit of a record earlier this year like that I need to keep clean.



Court for GBH? and a few nights in the cells and 80 bob fines.

good init :/

[djrem]

wtf is a Rolf Copter?

oh wait. one of these:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/Gooky/rolfcopter1.gif

[Yates]

smiith - ard as fook init

[Ruddy]

:( Hate fighting!

Me girlfriend is the same!

She worries about me all the time when I go out cos that is all I used to do before I met her. I was a right badass haha.

Ive lost knuckles and got scars on my hands from fighting like a dick. Not big or clever. She hates that side of me.

Just got one hell of a temper that when I lose it I usually act a damn fool up in this bitch.

[Robin91]

Ruddy, in your profile pic, please say your the one on the left yes?

[Ruddy]

I got let off last time smiffy!

I smacked a bouncer cos he went for my mate. His friends diddnt like me after I did that. All 4 of em with 4 bobbys trying to get the cuffs on me while I was going ape shit.

They let me off because I was ok with em and the bouncer I sparked out was a bit of a tool with em.

Because he was Asian though he tried to do me for Racial assault. He just couldnt face the fact he got his ass handed to him cos he was a doorman.

Stevenet15 I dont have a problem with doormen! ell o ell.

[Ruddy]

Ruddy, in your profile pic, please say your the one on the left yes?

That be me.

[Robin91]

How many inches be your biceps? Not as big as mine I doubt.

[Ruddy]

Not a fucking clue.

Ask me one on sport.

[Robin91]

Not a fucking clue.

Ask me one on sport.

Sport is for pusseys, 25" pythons ftw

[smiith]

smiith - ard as fook init

obviously

[Clouds_mate]

Should of followed him to the toilets, smashed the fuck outa him, smashing his head on the piss pot. Leave him to die in a pool of blood, steal his wallet and smokes.

Nah fair play, its hard to not retaliate when someone's in your face. Really does take the bigger man not to raise to the bait. Trust.

[JC-Furio]

If you had that much, wouldn't even think about it... you miss and your on the floor. Fairplay for keeping cool, lot of people would have gone all guns blazing and probably made a load of shit happen over nothing.

As leck said, you're the bigger man for not retaliating to some little dipship mouthing off at you. :y:

[JimoVTR]

If youve been caught mate, stay out of trouble.
I got ABH early this year and i am not allowed no trouble...

my mate was sent down for ABH on his third offence.

Well done....

take him down the back ally and smash his face in. You'll never get caught

[Mark51]

well done mate. however, it might have something to do with the MME you have started. ive been back doing Muay Thai for about 5 months now and im lot more chilled out than i used to be. i can let things slide now that before i would have gone on a massive rud-rage for

[Jacko]

oh ma dayz you pussy'ole yea...you should have punched him in the face yea...

nobody likes a punch in the face yea....yoou get me?

respect on putting your pretty face before a ufc battle

'im to pretty to fight you'

[Heliosphan]

Fightin fookin fightin proper entertainment on a neet out

[Robin91]

A pint and a fight, makes a great British night.

[Marcos]

hes a faggot for not starting it when your mates wernt there and your not in trouble wiht police for fighting

[Elliott]

Well done mate...

Your more of a man if you walk away from it imo.

[James]

Ruddy, you are no longer my hero.

[Robb]

punch him in the face.

nobody likes a punch in the face.

[bullit]

my mates were getting involved other week, i just couldnt be arsed. we could hang out

[Jacko]

its true though.

Nobody likes a punch in the face...

[Robin91]

its true though.

Nobody likes a punch in the face...

Except, Elton John, of course. :err:

[stella2345]

its fooking hard to walk away something ive never been able to do got sent down for abh and put on tag when i got out so you,d think id of learnt but most of the time people start so what you supposed to do just stand there and take it

[Cal]

Richard has left out a key piece of information to his story. Seems fairly obvious to me that Rudd has given up his fighting days and turned to knife crime. Thats how his 'ex' mates shirt ripped. Richard will cut you, be warned.

[stella2345]

Richard has left out a key piece of information to his story. Seems fairly obvious to me that Rudd has given up his fighting days and turned to knife crime. Thats how his 'ex' mates shirt ripped. Richard will cut you, be warned.

lol :clapping:

[Pat_Vts]

wouldv just got the first punch in tbh...

anyone who starts and looks like is going to end up hitting me, i'l try and hit them first tbh

my mate got started on by some drunk last night and he did abstouley nothing just stood there taking punch after punch... and he had his face in his hand n kept hitting him... no-one did anything...if it was me i wouldv hit him

[djrem]

wouldv just got the first punch in tbh...

anyone who starts and looks like is going to end up hitting me, i'l try and hit them first tbh

my mate got started on by some drunk last night and he did abstouley nothing just stood there taking punch after punch... and he had his face in his hand n kept hitting him... no-one did anything...if it was me i wouldv hit him

Why didnt you step in then?

If someone starts on my mate.
they start on all of us.

[Robin91]

Why didnt you step in then?

If someone starts on my mate.
they start on all of us.

Good job you go out on your own then isn't it.

[djrem]

Good job you go out on your own then isn't it.

Rarely get into fights.

the last one was because i informed someones girlfriend her boyfriend was ugly.
He was standing next to her at the time and decided to kick off.

"By trying to hit me you're proving me right."

Honestly though, Who lets their mate get beaten up?

[Barry123]

ruddy... you've turned gay.

sort it out.

[Crunkers]

Rarely get into fights.

the last one was because i informed someones girlfriend her boyfriend was ugly.
He was standing next to her at the time and decided to kick off.

"By trying to hit me you're proving me right."

Honestly though, Who lets their mate get beaten up?

Rem you make me fecking laugh. LOL. I couldn't stand idley by and let a mate get beaten up, no way

[JimoVTR]

If a mate was in trouble, id kick off.... not that id do much.

Dont ever start though....

[Danhunt]

Should have touched his weiner. I bet he would have run off then.

[djrem]

Should have touched his weiner. I bet he would have run off then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9qyHaSVAeI

[Crunkers]

If a mate was in trouble, id kick off.... not that id do much.

Dont ever start though....

I was waiting for the white text then Jimo ;)

[Pat_Vts]

hes not really my mate, called me gayboy 5 seconds before.. and is abit of weirdo...

but he got whacked that night and nobody stepped in... i wasnt the only one and i wasnt going to step in if the bloke is alot bigger than me and nothing to do with me just saw it n felt sorry for him but if i was in his position i wouldv given at least one punch back oh well

and djrem go and play with your radio lol

[djrem]

hes not really my mate, called me gayboy 5 seconds before.. and is abit of weirdo...

but he got whacked that night and nobody stepped in... i wasnt the only one and i wasnt going to step in if the bloke is alot bigger than me and nothing to do with me just saw it n felt sorry for him but if i was in his position i wouldv given at least one punch back oh well

and djrem go and play with your radio lol

im walking away.

[Robin91]

hes not really my mate, called me gayboy 5 seconds before.. and is abit of weirdo...

but he got whacked that night and nobody stepped in... i wasnt the only one and i wasnt going to step in if the bloke is alot bigger than me and nothing to do with me just saw it n felt sorry for him but if i was in his position i wouldv given at least one punch back oh well

and djrem go and play with your radio lol

Poooooseyole!

[Pat_Vts]

lol i dont give a fuck

i look after myself tbh

there you go

[Crunkers]

if the bloke is alot bigger than me and nothing to do with me

Pussy

kidding

[OLLYVTS]

You did the best thing and walk away,

Its not worth the hassle at all.

Well done to you tbh you are the bigger man for it.

[djrem]

Ruddy has been getting steadily bigger since the roid intake dropped off.

[Jacko]

massive pussy'ole bruv...a guy started on me tonight yea...i said to my mate hold this kebab while i sort this pussy'ole out...

actually talking like a london gangstaaa here...

and he just walked off..

no idea why im sure he could have kicked my teeth in if he wanted like...

pussy'ole

[Ruddy]

I do think mma has chilled me a bit Marky mark. It teaches you a lot of self discipline dont it! Looking back on it now if it had kicked off and id of beaten him up, how would that look on my part though? Oh hes into mma and cage fighting, must be a total div lets fuck him with the long dick of the law.

I should of merked him in the bogs though. Slippy floor ftl.

Sayer & Jim bob. I am so sorry. I will try harder in future

[Jacko]

if you had watched 'never back down' before you went out you would have cained him....

[Ruddy]

mate no doubt.

Dont you think the lead bad guy in that looks like Cal?

[AdamW]

Jacko your last 20 posts have been pure shit.....talking like a gangster sucks.

None of them make sense either.

The Ruddy I knew would of chokeslammed this guy through the nearest table

[Ruddy]

*Imagine me yet again sitting at a bar stool in the backwater of Tailand*

"I used to be that guy, but not anymore. Just get the hell outta here and let me drink my saki"

[Jacko]

AdamW...pussy'ole.

it's only a joke girlpants dont cry.

[Jacko]

mate no doubt.

Dont you think the lead bad guy in that looks like Cal?

yea lol...except with abs of steel.

i want to be him...as does dan leck iirc.

[Clouds_mate]

Not lying, i would actually sleep with him.

[matt_vtr_15]

you should of powerbombed him ruddy...

im sure walkabout are the worse bars for fighting, one of my college mates got fired for fighting on a works due and throwing a lad through the main window...

not the best christmas outing for him tbh!!!

[Jacko]

was a bit gutted when he fruited out of standing up to his dad...

[Cal]

Dont you think the lead bad guy in that looks like Cal?Pics or you're lying??? Aint seen it

EDIT; you must be kidding Rudd...

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/oc121.jpg

[Japman]

faggot,you should of nailed the cunt,simple as

cheeky

[Jacko]

gav...you up'd your roid intake?

[Ruddy]

Not lying, i would actually sleep with him.

Cal or Cam Gigadent?

you should of powerbombed him ruddy...

im sure walkabout are the worse bars for fighting, one of my college mates got fired for fighting on a works due and throwing a lad through the main window...

not the best christmas outing for him tbh!!!

Hahaha that would be fucking awesome to watch though! Well worth putting on your cv

was a bit gutted when he fruited out of standing up to his dad...

Seconded. Everyone has had a fight with their dad. And lost.

Pics or you're lying??? Aint seen it

EDIT; you must be kidding Rudd...

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/oc121.jpg

All in the browzzzz.

faggot,you should of nailed the cunt,simple as

cheeky

Duly noted.

[Cal]

Oh well fuck it, always wanted to be the baddie in a film *injects steds*

[matt_vtr_15]

next time im out, if i see ruddy im going to gob off at him so i look a right hardnut... only to get ddt'd on to the floor followed by a submission hold involving ruddy's hairy ball sack being plonked in my mouth while he beats me in the face with his plonker...

ahhhh i can dreammmm

[jonnysamol]

Go down to the industrial estate on your own cause he will more than likely be with a few mates and see what his problem is! He will be scared cause your on your own!
Either that or they will all jump on you! But have a few mates watchin from the sewers!

[matt_vtr_15]

I dont know anyone who would be scared of one person alone, when they have a few mates with them... o shit it is ruddy....

[immense]

My tree has many leafs.

[Japman]

gav...you up'd your roid intake?

come to a meet,ill be happy to meet you ;)

[leeroybrown]

Matt - Are you in love with Ruddy or something like...jesus how many times do you mention him lol