New Leaf..... - Saxperience

Ruddy · 20th July 2008, 15:54

Last night I went out with the boys from that stag do I went on a few weekends a go now. Had an amazing night really really good drunken fun like.

HoWeVeR

I was dancing away (completely smashed) on the walkabout stage havin a good old laugh not hurting anyone, when this guy (complete fag) from my old school came upto me and said "Ruddy, what the fuck have you just ripped my shirt for?" I said "Oh Hai" and carried on dancing. Fucked. Obv. Tbh.

He got right in my face and grabbed my shirt, and said it again. By this time I realised what was going on and came to my senses. I would absolutly no doubt hammer this guy if we came to blows but I was fucked and ended up grabbing hold of his hand and pushing him away from me, walking away from him.

He came at me again and tried acting hard as his mates were trying to hold him back calling me a pussy saying he'd kill me etc.

I just turned away and ended up laughing and carried on dancing.

He came at me though when all my mates who I was out with (who are all big boys really) had gone to the bar or for a piss too.

Faggot.

Or am I for turning over a new leaf and not scrapping? I dont wanna get in trouble with the police again and was fucking bollocksed so even if I did scrap I would be fighting to 10% of my natural animalistic ability.

I dunno.

Crunkers · 20th July 2008, 15:57

Smart move Ruddy mate

The twat isn't worth the effort. Glad you had a good laugh, how much were you downing?

Ruddy · 20th July 2008, 16:01

I had about 9 carlsbergs and a Newcky brown before I even got into town mate. Then it was straight onto whatever we could get our hands on. I had this one drink which my mate Rich knocked up in the bar I used to work in and it tasted like quadrouple wray and nephew.

Im actually shaking now sitting here. I feel like Shaun Micheals after a wrestlemania afterparty.

djrem · 20th July 2008, 16:05

hahhahh i love you.

Good call buddy.

Crunkers · 20th July 2008, 16:07

LOL, sounds like a good night mate. Glad you had fun

Ruddy · 20th July 2008, 16:09

Haha why cantz I rep you a.t.t?

Does anyone else know what I mean though about that guy. I wasnt anywhere near the fucker all night and he blames me for that!?!?

What do you reckon.

Message on facebook saying if you want a scrap then see you down industrial estate in half an hour?

Also just had the most DAPPER shit you could imagine.

Last 24hours ive had all that ale, subway, fish and chips (at half 3 in the morning how good is that?!?), pizza, half a kfc £10.99 bargain bucket, and a sunday dinner.

It was fucking collosal

smiith · 20th July 2008, 16:11

its best to keep outa trouble when your hammered

you end up on the floor before your hit lol

Karl · 20th July 2008, 16:12

knock on his door and ask him what it was all about, see if he's all mouth then.

Ruddy · 20th July 2008, 16:12

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Originally Posted by smiith

its best to keep outa trouble when your hammered

you end up on the floor before your hit lol

Honestly mate if I dint land the first one or two I would of beaten meself up I was that fucked. Its coming back to me now that we were doing shots of sambuca aswell in Walkabout after all that before.

djrem · 20th July 2008, 16:13

i'll bring my keyboard.

ARMZ DA CAPZ LOCKZ!

Yates · 20th July 2008, 16:14

no stella and steroids make ruddy nice

Robin91 · 20th July 2008, 16:17

He would of merced you bruv.

Cal · 20th July 2008, 16:19

Respect for turning down the fight and being the bigger man (you are a fag in white text)

smiith · 20th July 2008, 16:21

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Originally Posted by Ruddy

Honestly mate if I dint land the first one or two I would of beaten meself up I was that fucked. Its coming back to me now that we were doing shots of sambuca aswell in Walkabout after all that before.

i did that last year, got in a fight, couldnt even stand up, in end i did get him to the floor and land some punches before the 5-0 turnd up, but i got abit of a beating lol

go out soberish next week and see if hes all lip

djrem · 20th July 2008, 16:22

retreat to the hood.
get the home boys
go back with light guns.
Drive by! "RELOAD RELOAD - SHOOT OUT SIDE THE SCREEN"

Shellz · 20th July 2008, 16:25

Hate fighting!

Robin91 · 20th July 2008, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Shellz

Hate fighting!

Only cas you always lose

smiith · 20th July 2008, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Shellz

Hate fighting!

if someone starts it, you can just stand and take it

Ruddy · 20th July 2008, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Yates

no stella and steroids make ruddy nice

ROLFCOPTER

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Originally Posted by Robin91

He would of merced you bruv.

ROLFCOPTER

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Originally Posted by Cal

Respect for turning down the fight and being the bigger man (you are a fag in white text)

ROLFCOPTER

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Originally Posted by smiith

i did that last year, got in a fight, couldnt even stand up, in end i did get him to the floor and land some punches before the 5-0 turnd up, but i got abit of a beating lol

go out soberish next week and see if hes all lip

Yup! Last thing I wanna do though is get caught by the police again though. Got a bit of a record earlier this year like that I need to keep clean.

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Originally Posted by djrem

retreat to the hood.
get the home boys
go back with light guns.
Drive by! "RELOAD RELOAD - SHOOT OUT SIDE THE SCREEN"

ROLFCOPTER

smiith · 20th July 2008, 16:27

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Originally Posted by Ruddy

ROLFCOPTER

Yup! Last thing I wanna do though is get caught by the police again though. Got a bit of a record earlier this year like that I need to keep clean.

Court for GBH? and a few nights in the cells and 80 bob fines.

good init :/