sti test.

[grantlowery]

my mate has just told me some bird I slept with has got clap, so Im going to go get tested tomorrow.

whats involved in the test?

cheer s

[Luke]

Don't they stick something down your bell end?

[grantlowery]

Don't they stick something down your bell end?

thats what Im worried about!

Ive heard its just a urine test now though?

[Prickle]

what happened to using a condom lol

[Mochachino]

they shove an umbrella down ya japs eye then open it and pull it out.

[Luke]

Not sure mate, never had one done.

[grantlowery]

Just read up and found that they test clamidiya by urine sample now.

I hope.

[Prickle]

they shove an umbrella down ya japs eye then open it and pull it out.

bit over the top isnt it lol

[alex19]

They just use like a cotton bud about a cm inside your jap's eye, not a fucking umbrella. :|

[Mattt-VTR]

They stick some big thing down your knob and get a scraping.

[Tupps]

/ Rhianna on

Under ma umbarella, ella , ella, eeeey eeey eeeey

[Mochachino]

bit over the top isnt it lol

lol tying to scare him, but they do do that for some sti u know the little cocktail unbrellas, like them. It pulls all the gunk out ya nob, poor bastard.

[craigy_87]

heard its basically like a cotton bud slightly in the japper, more uncomfy than painful am guessin.

[grantlowery]

/ Rhianna on

Under ma umbarella, ella , ella, eeeey eeey eeeey

twat lol.

this is going to hurt, I can see it now.

[Mochachino]

tbh id get a stonk on if anyone tried to shove a cotton bud down there. then jack russle the docters leg.

[Prickle]

lol tying to scare him, but they do do that for some sti u know the little cocktail unbrellas, like them. It pulls all the gunk out ya nob, poor bastard.

i bet its got him thinking lol :D

[alex19]

Why don't you try it when your cleanin your ears with cotton buds and see how it feels?

Pritty sure they take a scrappin from the underside of your dick to test for genital warts aswell.

[smiith]

stick a kinda umbrella type thing down your piss hole, open it and scrape it outt

hurts quite abit tbf

[Agent-VIP]

Yah.. didn't you watch that sex ed program a few night ago? With the real fit bird on?

She was explaining what lads have to do when they go for a test for clap

IIRC.. it was an anal swab.

O/j. It was the cotton bud thing. Inserts a little cotton bud a couple of cm down your japs eye

[Bowey]

tbh id get a stonk on if anyone tried to shove a cotton bud down there. then jack russle the docters leg.

lol its pritty hard getting a stonk on when uve got a metal rod with a bud on the end halfway down your dick mate lol... basically they have 2 buds 1 for inside which has some wierd rubber thing on that opens out and 1 for out... its not exactly nice when they stick it down but it has to be done after all its only a point on the old sti scorecard lol...

get urself checked out ull feel better and even if you do have something all you get is antibiotics 90% of the time that cures it..

[Mochachino]

lol its pritty hard getting a stonk on when uve got a metal rod with a bud on the end halfway down your dick mate lol... basically they have 2 buds 2 for inside and 1 for out... its not exactly nice when they stick it down but it has to be done after all its only a point on the old sti scorecard lol...

get urself checked out ull feel better and even if you do have something all you get is antibiotics 90% of the time that cures it..

what if your the other 10%? amputate?

[Prickle]

it never goes does it ? it lies dormant in your body ? i could be wrong lol

[Bowey]

what if your the other 10%? amputate?

bye bye penis lol jk i dont know ive never been that far haha

[Barry123]

naaa nothing bad... just a little swab (like a cotton bud) goes around, just in the inside of the japs eye, to check... nowt bad.


watched it on tv the other day.

I havent had an sti check, still a virgin innit.

[Prickle]

[QUOTE=dannyboy2005;2575835]I would highly suggest getting checked out. You don't want this to happen in later life do you?

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/ap_india_baby_051130_ssv.jpg

wtf thats awful, get it checked imo

[Mochachino]

agree with stiffler tbh

[kylie]

think they take a few swabs. might wan2 get checked for anything while your there. if she has one thing, its possible she may have another. but i think they test for most things anyway!

[djrem]

Rems top tip
get an enema before hand

[baker556]

they take a swap in your japs eye hurts a touch and then a urine sample me thinks

i think if you got one of the sti.s you get the cocktail umbrella that goes down deep and scrapes it right out :y: