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2nd October 2008, 22:40
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sti test.
my mate has just told me some bird I slept with has got clap, so Im going to go get tested tomorrow.
whats involved in the test?
cheer s
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2nd October 2008, 22:41
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Don't they stick something down your bell end?
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2nd October 2008, 22:42
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Don't they stick something down your bell end?
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thats what Im worried about!
Ive heard its just a urine test now though?
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2nd October 2008, 22:42
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what happened to using a condom lol
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2nd October 2008, 22:43
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they shove an umbrella down ya japs eye then open it and pull it out.
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2nd October 2008, 22:43
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Not sure mate, never had one done.
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2nd October 2008, 22:45
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Just read up and found that they test clamidiya by urine sample now.
I hope.
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2nd October 2008, 22:46
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they shove an umbrella down ya japs eye then open it and pull it out.
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bit over the top isnt it lol
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2nd October 2008, 22:47
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They just use like a cotton bud about a cm inside your jap's eye, not a fucking umbrella. :|
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2nd October 2008, 22:48
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They stick some big thing down your knob and get a scraping.
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2nd October 2008, 22:48
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/ Rhianna on
Under ma umbarella, ella , ella, eeeey eeey eeeey
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2nd October 2008, 22:48
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bit over the top isnt it lol
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lol tying to scare him, but they do do that for some sti u know the little cocktail unbrellas, like them. It pulls all the gunk out ya nob, poor bastard.
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heard its basically like a cotton bud slightly in the japper, more uncomfy than painful am guessin.
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2nd October 2008, 22:49
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/ Rhianna on
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twat lol.
this is going to hurt, I can see it now.
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2nd October 2008, 22:49
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tbh id get a stonk on if anyone tried to shove a cotton bud down there. then jack russle the docters leg.
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2nd October 2008, 22:50
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lol tying to scare him, but they do do that for some sti u know the little cocktail unbrellas, like them. It pulls all the gunk out ya nob, poor bastard.
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i bet its got him thinking lol 
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2nd October 2008, 22:52
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Why don't you try it when your cleanin your ears with cotton buds and see how it feels?
Pritty sure they take a scrappin from the underside of your dick to test for genital warts aswell.
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2nd October 2008, 22:52
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stick a kinda umbrella type thing down your piss hole, open it and scrape it outt
hurts quite abit tbf
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2nd October 2008, 22:52
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Yah.. didn't you watch that sex ed program a few night ago? With the real fit bird on?
She was explaining what lads have to do when they go for a test for clap
IIRC.. it was an anal swab.
O/j. It was the cotton bud thing. Inserts a little cotton bud a couple of cm down your japs eye
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2nd October 2008, 22:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by db_sax
tbh id get a stonk on if anyone tried to shove a cotton bud down there. then jack russle the docters leg.
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lol its pritty hard getting a stonk on when uve got a metal rod with a bud on the end halfway down your dick mate lol... basically they have 2 buds 1 for inside which has some wierd rubber thing on that opens out and 1 for out... its not exactly nice when they stick it down but it has to be done after all its only a point on the old sti scorecard lol...
get urself checked out ull feel better and even if you do have something all you get is antibiotics 90% of the time that cures it..
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