First Dates

[Yates]

ok well, tempted to ask some bird im textin if she fancies doing something on saturday night, now i dont normally put up threads like this, but im having a right brain fuck, not been on a date for ages never had time with work, and before that it was a 2 1/2 year relationship, so the lasses ive seen since the long term havent been the classiest of chicks, not ones to take home and meet motheryates, was just thinkin something to eat, just like a frankie n bennies, just something not too upmarket, but better than macdonalds, just somewhere where you can actually have a chat. cinema sucks as you just watch a film and i will more than likely fall asleep

what you you do? lasses input needed, leeroy you romeo, where would you take them? and dont say saxp meet...

[Cal]

Wethers tbh

[pjm300]

go dogging :)

[Danr]

I go for lunch. It's easy, casual, lots of other people about so they feel at ease and if it's not going well you can break it off as you have to go back to work.

[Clouds_mate]

Wakefield, i will give her a pre sales service and MOT.

[Tupps]

Bowling is always a decent ice breaker imo

non stop activity to no akward silences, you can have a laugh and arse on aswell

Then maybe head for some food or something?

Where we going Matt ?

[Jamie]

I go for lunch. It's easy, casual, lots of other people about so they feel at ease and if it's not going well you can break it off as you have to go back to work.

Genius, might try that with my girlfriend lol

[Karl]

Franky and bennies is a well loud resteraunt here,
Curry house? Chinese resteraunt? ask her what she fancies?

[craig180]

You like girls?

[bark]

Go for some food then head off for a drink or two?

[betty02]

Pics of the girl in question needed

[leeroybrown]

what you you do? lasses input needed, leeroy you romeo, where would you take them? and dont say saxp meet...

Depending on the weather a walk along the beach! then some where nice like the travastock restaurant at shields, Used to be an old train

[Steve]

ok well, tempted to ask some bird im textin if she fancies doing something on saturday night, now i dont normally put up threads like this, but im having a right brain fuck, not been on a date for ages never had time with work, and before that it was a 2 1/2 year relationship, so the lasses ive seen since the long term havent been the classiest of chicks, not ones to take home and meet motheryates, was just thinkin something to eat, just like a frankie n bennies, just something not too upmarket, but better than macdonalds, just somewhere where you can actually have a chat. cinema sucks as you just watch a film and i will more than likely fall asleep

what you you do? lasses input needed, leeroy you romeo, where would you take them? and dont say saxp meet...

lmao

Meal ftw mate, nice smart italian restraunt or something, somewhere not too loud but fairly busy. After that go to a smart bar for a couple of drinks.

Dont take her to kfc ffs :afro:

Similar situation as you but i decided not to ask the lass am speaking to atm, al just keep sleeping with riff raff for a bit.

[Luke]

Agree bowling is a good ice breaker and then go for a few drinks.

[Graeme]

as cal said take her for a drink

then it looks good that your trying to get to know her

[craig180]

Depending on the weather a walk along the beach! then some where nice like the travastock restaurant at shields, Used to be an old train

That the one that used to be the Marsden Rattler? Nice place now if so

[Graeme]

Agree bowling is a good ice breaker and then go for a few drinks.

now luke has said bowling you know NOT to choose bowling

:P:P:P

[Yates]

You like girls?

ok ok ok you caught me out, its ian, i just wanted it to be a suprise

ive known her a while, my best mates ex mate, always chatted to her just got smashed other week and just added her on facebook when i was out, then said you have a good night lol

franky n bennies aint too bad

lol dan - she knows i work in portsmouth, sorry love, just been called back into work, got to pop back down there for something :geek:

tempted by good old fish n chips n walk down coast, but its freakin freezing, n well red cars a pile of shit, nice beaches down here kind of

[Paul]

What are her hobbies? And what does she normally do at weekends?

Need to do something different, dont be taking her to a restaurant that she goes every weekend anyway lol

More info needed ;) along with pictures

[vidal]

Picnic in the country? Failing that, why not try lunch as has been said earlier. There is less pressure - and as Betty says we do need pics.

V.

[Yates]

not takin any bird to shields lol

[Steve]

pointless taking her bowling if you think bowlings shit mind.

Take her on a track day :D

invite her round for a group n bush fitting session.

[craig180]

I know a few places you can take her for a spit roast. PM me

[AdamW]

Hire a pedalo...take her out on a lake and show her your Navy Seals dive and rescue tips......

Also snap on the illegal chokehold if she tries to go AWOL

[Cal]

Wethers; no music, drink, food and looks like you're not trying too hard but not taking her to Mack Eeee Deeez either. Win

[Yates]

negative pics, do you actually think im that stupid?!

may see bout lunch, and then do somethin after, fuck knows really and i can see this thread turning into complete spam as its heading, too many people looking in haha

oh hai love, fancy going for a drive around croft? oh that would be lovely, 20mins later, what the fuck yates you wanker...

might see if she wants to help me fit the engine mounts lol

[leeroybrown]

not takin any bird to shields lol

Its actually a nice place where the restaurant is - step up from Darlo

[Yates]

Hire a pedalo...take her out on a lake and show her your Navy Seals dive and rescue tips......

Also snap on the illegal chokehold if she tries to go AWOL

my mates been awol for 4 months, got arrested other day being pissed and pissing on a police car, got carted back down here, hes now back on ship waiting for trial, he walks around the ship and bumps into the executive warrent officer, who is in charge of man power on ship, decides what everyone job is and things like that, he sees him and goes oh hai nobby havent seen you for ages what have you been up to. what the fuck, guy in charge of everyone didnt know he was awol lol

[Tupps]

Is she a darlo chick Yates?

[matt_vtr_15]

on my last date...

i met late afternoon, went and had a walk around a nice area (must be somewhere nice to walk around where you live), get to know each other by chatting etc, then went for a meal together at a nice restaurant (nothing romantic though!! Go frankie and bens or something similiar but not shit like mcdonalds as you say... Had a couple more drinks by which time it was about 8-9ish and then left...

Get them wanting more i say!! Thats what i did on the 1st date with jojo. only spent about 4 hour together..

Then do more and more each date i say....

Worked for me brother ;)

[Yates]

Its actually a nice place where the restaurant is - step up from Darlo

wouldnt take any bird out in darlo, its almost certain you will see a mate or someone that knows someone that used to finger her

[Cal]

Did she take it up the shitter though Matt?

[vidal]

Track day? not good on a first date.

Her: "Where are we going then Matty-kins?"

Yates: "hmm just a few laps of the ring"

Her: Slam.

V.

[Karl]

Xbox LAN party?

[Steve]

negative pics, do you actually think im that stupid?!

may see bout lunch, and then do somethin after, fuck knows really and i can see this thread turning into complete spam as its heading, too many people looking in haha

oh hai love, fancy going for a drive around croft? oh that would be lovely, 20mins later, what the fuck yates you wanker...

might see if she wants to help me fit the engine mounts lol

my girlfriend used to love sitting around while i fitted car parts.........


That's why she left me lmao

One of the birds i had at mine a couple of months ago, i nailed her wanted rid so i went in the garage and started painting 266mms hour later she was still there so i just said go home hahaha

[Yates]

Is she a darlo chick Yates?

yeah, but she lives or used to just down the road from me, so upmarket ;)

been to uni n all that now has her own house, come back to mine love i live at home but i has two saxos

[AshC]

You got a Nandos restraunt near you? there not bad, not too posh but not a shit hole....

do good chicken too lol

[Steve]

yeah, but she lives or used to just down the road from me, so upmarket ;)

been to uni n all that now has her own house, come back to mine love i live at home but i has two saxos

chicks dig saxo's.......... FACT



ok its fiction.............

[AdamW]

Nandos is fucking shit.......trying to order while they are blasting out salsa music...

[Yates]

Track day? not good on a first date.

Her: "Where are we going then Matty-kins?"

Yates: "hmm just a few laps of the ring"

Her: Slam.

V.

strip car, take out door handle so that she cant get out!

[craig180]

Take her to an indoor wall, climbing. Get her wearing lycra leggings and don't forget your camera

[AshC]

Not that bad at nandos near me lol, musics not that loud

[leeroybrown]

Beamish is always an awesome day out

[Yates]

Beamish is always an awesome day out

your first answer was good, this one, is actually shit

thats the kind of date you take adsayer on...

[Tupps]

Jump on train, go to york (or similar), spend day shopping, go for a bite to eat and a few drinks etc

[leeroybrown]

Oh I thought that's who you are taking....He can comes across as a lady with that hair.

There is always the chance to take her into Newcastle

Pitcher and Piano for a drinks, a look inside the Baltic flours mill, Then food in the restaurant that’s on top the of mill overlooking the Tyne….classy, or L'riveria that’s next to Baha that has terrace overlooking the Tyne

[matt_vtr_15]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10497938/Indoor_Playground_For_Amusement.jpg

[Mikey]

go for a meal. but let her pick..then go the cinema...chance to get a feel of her!

[vidal]

Do the Get Carter tour (http://www.getcartertour.co.uk/). All classy birds would go moist at the lady bits for a date like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tWdcfnsuc

V.

[Steve]

Oh I thought that's who you are taking....He can comes across as a lady with that hair.

There is always the chance to take her into Newcastle

Pitcher and Piano for a drinks, a look inside the Baltic flours mill, Then food in the restaurant that’s on top the of mill overlooking the Tyne….classy, or L'riveria that’s next to Baha that has terrace overlooking the Tyne

good idea bar l'riveria......

if take her to newcastle dont take her to big market lol

who ever mentioned day out in york was a good idea.

suggest some stuff to her see what she says.

laugh if she had a stripped out saxo though, would love a bird who had same interests as me..... sick of thicko's and mentals :p

[Yates]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10497938/Indoor_Playground_For_Amusement.jpg

thats where she spends most of her day when mammy n daddy are at work...

[Japman]

meal
drink
spike
result

[Danr]

Lunch is always the best bet. Think it's the best idea in the thread tbh.

If you can't go to work set your phone with a ringtone as an alarm for 45 minutes after the start. If it's going shit then pretend to answer and say you have to go. If it's going well then just turn it off. If she ask's what it is just say it's not as important as this. Honestly mate, like putty.

[Yates]

cant see it goin shit like, aint even asked her yet, may not even bother, sit in and play on ps3 with jaybiss

[Yates]

drink
spike
result

cut the meal off, one drink, whack it in and its alot cheaper

[Japman]

go for it

pics needed aswell

[Barry123]

ok well, tempted to ask some bird im textin if she fancies doing something on saturday night, now i dont normally put up threads like this, but im having a right brain fuck, not been on a date for ages never had time with work, and before that it was a 2 1/2 year relationship, so the lasses ive seen since the long term havent been the classiest of chicks, not ones to take home and meet motheryates, was just thinkin something to eat, just like a frankie n bennies, just something not too upmarket, but better than macdonalds, just somewhere where you can actually have a chat. cinema sucks as you just watch a film and i will more than likely fall asleep

what you you do? lasses input needed, leeroy you romeo, where would you take them? and dont say saxp meet...

you seriously asking for dating advice from saxp?
thought highly of you up until then (and the moment I first met you)
is this really yates or a hakr?

[Yates]

negative pics

[Yates]

you seriously asking for dating advice from saxp?
thought highly of you up until then (and the moment I first met you)
is this really yates or a hakr?

brain fart mate, i was thinkin just somewhere quiet, but wanting to know if there was somethin else i had missed. not my usual thread, but why not.

its been a while since ive found a classy chick, its normally them ones you can finger on the dance floor

[Barry123]

brain fart mate, i was thinkin just somewhere quiet, but wanting to know if there was somethin else i had missed. not my usual thread, but why not.

its been a while since ive found a classy chick, its normally them ones you can finger on the dance floor

jeezuz, you must actually quite like this girl then. respect to you.


Tenner says you wont even get to sniff her pants.

[Yates]

jeezuz, you must actually quite like this girl then. respect to you.


Tenner says you wont even get to sniff her pants.

to be honest, would you really want to on a first date? well obv yes you would, but what bird lets you in on the first date, not even asked her out or anythin yet, dont even know if i will, i fear rejection...

[Barry123]

to be honest, would you really want to on a first date? well obv yes you would, but what bird lets you in on the first date, not even asked her out or anythin yet, dont even know if i will, i fear rejection...

well just go for a meal or something, cinema, the usual bollocks... then get more adventurous on subsequent dates. Don't mention saxp EVER, and you can't really go wrong.

[Cal]

Surely she'll be impressed with his post count though Sayer?

[Barry123]

Surely she'll be impressed with his post count though Sayer?

ummm toughy man...

to mention the post count and shower in the glory and endless sex you'll get because of it... but at the same time the shame of admitting you spend most of life on saxo internet forum...

too close to call :geek:

[Yates]

ummm toughy man...

to mention the post count and shower in the glory and endless sex you'll get because of it... but at the same time the shame of admitting you spend most of life on saxo internet forum...

too close to call :geek:

but if i told her my post count, and that i know ad sayer *geek voice* who knows everything about lenses *geek voice end*

[Barry123]

getting close to ending our e-friendship cunt face...

[Yates]

getting close to ending our e-friendship cunt face...

you need me, i dont need you. your choice...

ive got my own life and dont need you any more, i dont have time for a relationship

[bullit]

i had a date other week. just went for a drink.

[Cal]

Did she have her id? x

[bullit]

she was older cal. so was alright this time. this wkends a different matter though