how to make

[grant_vtr]

how to make a custom air filter

[grant_vtr]

anyone know

[VTEC-Saxo]

3 Bogroll tubes a sponge and a elastic band

[grant_vtr]

thats not helpfull nor funny

[bez_123]

why do you want to make your own airfilter????????

[grant_vtr]

a laugh lol

[bez_123]

har har har... i dont see how that is funny.. plus what would happen if it didnt work and shit got in your engine??

[VTEC-Saxo]

you need to be a bit more specific with your question mate, do you want a cone style air filter made for your car..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/RRmarks/DSC01828_1.jpg
A enclosed system like the BMC or raceland
http://www.zen16052.zen.co.uk/saxo/bmc_fitted2.jpg
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7692/27092007195as0.jpg
Some heap of shit you cna just bolt on
http://www.yourhotcar.com/productImages/750cc7d9_473.jpeg
something like this
http://www.getbadass.com/images/images_added_11_feb_06/induction_kit_saxo_vtr.jpg

Or do you just wanna get a etty picture frame nock it out and glue a sponge inside it to replace your panel filter..
Don'T expect a good response when you want to make a "air filter for a laugh.."

[bez_123]

i think he means make one out of house hold shit!! not go out and buy one

[VTEC-Saxo]

as said above...
http://www.recyclethis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/toilet_rolls250.jpg

+

http://www.sporthorseproducts.com/images/tack-sponge.jpg

+

http://www.gloveholders.com/Gear%20A4.jpg


At least 50bhp there

Try adding a

http://www.maplin.co.uk/images/Full/zt87.jpg

For at least 200whp from any engine..

[grant_vtr]

try getting a job son

[VTEC-Saxo]

i have one... i don't have to "Make" a air filter aliment.

[steviet]

lol. some good replies there

[Danhunt]

i have one... i don't have to "Make" a air filter aliment.

Hahaha

[stinkycheese]

first time VTECsaxo has made me chuckle

[Jack5639]

lol at this thread... just work to get money and buy one mate.. much easier and will look alot better than a homemade one

[M8RCU5]

3 Bogroll tubes a sponge and a elastic band

PMSL you funny man :fcuk:

[browne174]

mate of mine made one for his scooter out of a flower pot and some sponge lol

[don55]

lol what a dick.

how can i make an air filter

it is a laugh, im cracking up, ill laugh even harder when i see it.

[Prickle]

Why make one, no airfilter ftw :P

[gixxa]

by air filter, i take it you mean some form of induction kit.

if so bits of drain pipe work a treat

[JamesR]

first time VTECsaxo has made me chuckle

same pmsl

[lewy]

get your mum to suck the air in, she sucks anything else perfectly.....

[Prickle]

get your mum to suck the air in, she sucks anything else perfectly.....

Oh dear, we have a joker in the thread :P

Quit giving that lad chew lol :homme:

[JamesR]

on a more serious note, you could always buy a cheap universal one, and get some thin aluminium to make it so that the filter is enclosed or use it as a heat shield. but i dont think you can make one out of household objects. Tights over the TB? lol

[lewy]

Oh dear, we have a joker in the thread :P

Quit giving that lad chew lol :homme:

haha you love it secretly ;)

[Prickle]

haha you love it secretly ;)

Ok honey :P

seriously now, tbh i doubt 'homemade' piping wouldnt do the trick as you wil have to sort out the connection from one end to the other, may aswell leave it standard unless you want to fork out for a decent one.

[lewy]

Ok honey :P

John_1.1i <3 LV-VTR

[DanT]

hahahaha, i think grant vtr has OFFICIALLY left this thread well alone after this lol

[Mark_Jordan]

big fan of the sarcasm haha

[VTEC-Saxo]

Okay, on a serious note i did some testing this morning,

Vtec induction kit progress thread

Step one
Tools needed
a rubber band 3 toilet roll tubes a berol fine liner and a andrex roll
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0668.jpg
Step two
Branding
Take your berol fine liner and brand your filter, don't worry if you make a mistake its easy to tear a sheet off and start again.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0669.jpg

Step three
Assembly
Take your filter and insert one of your tubes, make sure that its tight.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0670.jpg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0671.jpg
Repeat this step until you reach the length needed
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0665.jpg
Three did the job for me.
Now your finally there, take a minuet to feel proud of your creation.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0666.jpg
The final product.

Step four, final stage
Installation
For this i used three more toilet roll tubes and a rubber band
Take a toilet roll tube and the rubber band, double the rubber band up with your fingers and place over tube, the squeeze over your throttle body, take your finished induction kit and mount it in engine bay, i used a wire coat hanger for support, take two more tubes and form a U bend from the throttle body tube to the induction kit
Should look something like this
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/VTECYOO.jpg
Now, take your car out for a good thrash to bed it in and enjoy the awesome throttle response and sound

[Mark_Jordan]

haha a big fan

[Prickle]

OMG you havent just dont that have you (not to the car) :D

you sad sod :P

[lewy]

Okay, on a serious note i did some testing this morning,

Vtec induction kit progress thread

Step one
Tools needed
a rubber band 3 toilet roll tubes a berol fine liner and a andrex roll
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0668.jpg
Step two
Branding
Take your berol fine liner and brand your filter, don't worry if you make a mistake its easy to tear a sheet off and start again.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0669.jpg

Step three
Assembly
Take your filter and insert one of your tubes, make sure that its tight.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0670.jpg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0671.jpg
Repeat this step until you reach the length needed
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0665.jpg
Three did the job for me.
Now your finally there, take a minuet to feel proud of your creation.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0666.jpg
The final product.

Step four, final stage
Installation
For this i used three more toilet roll tubes and a rubber band
Take a toilet roll tube and the rubber band, double the rubber band up with your fingers and place over tube, the squeeze over your throttle body, take your finished induction kit and mount it in engine bay, i used a wire coat hanger for support, take two more tubes and form a U bend from the throttle body tube to the induction kit
Should look something like this
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/VTECYOO.jpg
Now, take your car out for a good thrash to bed it in and enjoy the awesome throttle response and sound


lmfao that is classic

i think i want your kids....

[kissmyvtrse]

Okay, on a serious note i did some testing this morning,

Vtec induction kit progress thread

Step one
Tools needed
a rubber band 3 toilet roll tubes a berol fine liner and a andrex roll
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0668.jpg
Step two
Branding
Take your berol fine liner and brand your filter, don't worry if you make a mistake its easy to tear a sheet off and start again.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0669.jpg

Step three
Assembly
Take your filter and insert one of your tubes, make sure that its tight.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0670.jpg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0671.jpg
Repeat this step until you reach the length needed
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0665.jpg
Three did the job for me.
Now your finally there, take a minuet to feel proud of your creation.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/101_0666.jpg
The final product.

Step four, final stage
Installation
For this i used three more toilet roll tubes and a rubber band
Take a toilet roll tube and the rubber band, double the rubber band up with your fingers and place over tube, the squeeze over your throttle body, take your finished induction kit and mount it in engine bay, i used a wire coat hanger for support, take two more tubes and form a U bend from the throttle body tube to the induction kit
Should look something like this
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/sam4412/VTECYOO.jpg
Now, take your car out for a good thrash to bed it in and enjoy the awesome throttle response and sound

correct me if im wrong, but do i detect a hint of sarcasm?..... lmfa tho that is fucking briliant, should be a sticky lol

[Saxotim]

fucking lol.

[DusheR]

me thinks ebay

"How to add 5-500bhp to your car with objects found in the house"

BuyItNow £4.99

= rich

[raymondbowon]

I've gotta say that this has to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

Pure fooking genius lads!

[sam291088]

I used all the left over wrapping paper tubes from xmas to make my self a straight through exhaust. instant 10bhp ftw

[Ryan]

opened... not doing any harm here imo

[bullit]

what happened to the sponge? not impressed. or was that to wipe the sweat away after all that graft

[silversaxo113]

try getting a job son

with the credit crunch going on and all that maybe he should start a business making airfilters out of household stuff :oops:if i was you id get saving them toilet roll tubes i reckon you will need 4 aswell also a green sponge adds an extra 5 than a yelow one:homme:

[readie]

why would you bother getting one made? you can buy ones that do the job perfectly

[VTEC-Saxo]

just incase you need to do a quick camo shit

[DanT]

do we need the lynx + fueling tube over here too???

[silversaxo113]

do we need the lynx + fueling tube over here too???

the what??:y:

[VTEC-Saxo]

the what??:y:

Ohh my nos kit

[DanT]

the what??:y:

Running joke in another thread man lol.

[VTEC-Saxo]

diy nos
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/175/400640507_a70304552f.jpghttp://shop.pollywog.co.uk/images/airline.jpg

[silversaxo113]

Ohh my nos kit

oh yea the nos kit ;) you should get that on ebay and also if you use scented toilet roll it gives off a nice fresh fragrance aswell as added performance:clapping:

[DanT]

+10bhp i should of thought right? For the fragranced stuff.

[silversaxo113]

+10bhp i should of thought right? For the fragranced stuff.

easily 10=bhp depends on the paper used i got told the andrex with the aloe vera scent adds 15bhp i mean thats got to be worth a trip to asda my mam says you get 8 rolls for £2.50 anyone intrested in a group buy;)

[VTEC-Saxo]

right...

[bullit]

it was funny the first time

[VTEC-Saxo]

yea, "killed it" springs to mind

[silversaxo113]

it was funny the first time

i understand:oops:

[PETE-VTR]

look at the state of this thread...

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=199151

any1 understand the question like??

[Ryan]

i tried to let you guys have a bit of a joke still and kinda dead now so prob time to lock