universal dump valves

[sammyd]

alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them)

what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them

thanks

[Mark51]

alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them)

what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them

thanks

are you actually been serious?

[tony84]

whybother with it mate waste of time and money

[JoshB]

I think he means the electric noise boxes Mark.

I remember when they were first selling these at Doncaster Show, they sounded absolutely garbage. The line of kids queing up was huge!

[stendog]

just take one look at his avator says it all really. they are shit and sound shit, sounds nothing like a real dump valve people just now your a cheap ass numpty with a fake dump valve

[badasssaxo]

if you want a very large fail get one it will add about 40bhp i reckon

[dj_russell]

save your money and buy summat nice with it for your car that dont involve neon washer jets/tea tray spoiler/neons etc...

[JRC1]

if you want a very large fail get one it will add about 40bhp i reckon

40? I heard it was 85..

Maybe it goes down when the battery needs charging.

[Joe3490]

waste of money imo, also teh insurance will rapeeee you if u declare it!

[Ryan]

and I thought most of the chavvy retards had stopped posting.........

[Hot_Hatch]

:D:hug::n:

[Andy72]

i guess this isnt the right place to ask how you fit a flamer kit then?



(joke)

[Hot_Hatch]

^^ it is if your planning on parking infront of this dumpvalve fellow:)

[fossie]

alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them)

what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them

thanks

Gayest thing ive heard this year so far, but are you being serious???
If you are dont be so bloody stupid

[Liam]

hahahahah omg. i actually didnt realise people bought these. fuck me, egay special? oh dear. that kids a legend.

[Liam]

He must have one of these too. If not he will be saving....
Ooooh you know you want one (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Electric-Supercharger-All-Makes-All-Models-HP-Turbo-new_W0QQitemZ390037445528QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Car sParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM?hash=item390037445528&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1689%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C 240%3A1318)

[fossie]

Should whack 5/6 on tbh

[sammyd]

i was only asking how to fit them not a take the piss lecture what i do with my cars is my decission i dont tell people how to do stuff to there cars?

[Ryan]

not sure if anyone has been retarded enough to fit one.

Hence not being able to tell you how to do so either.

[Liam]

i dont tell people how to do stuff to there cars?

Good job really...... Nuff said.

[fossie]

Basically if you fit one you will be laughed at, they sound shite

[Liam]

Fuck it, get one so we can all have a laugh. Then post i sound clip or vid so we can wet ourselves!! Could do with a proper laugh.

[fossie]

Fuck it, get one so we can all have a laugh. Then post i sound clip or vid so we can wet ourselves!! Could do with a proper laugh.


aye +1

[VTEC-Saxo]

about as funny as that guy on here that put a k&N on the end of his BMC

[fossie]

about as funny as that guy on here that put a k&N on the end of his BMC

OMG link please matey, never seen that one before

[Psycho18]

fuck me that kid has had ripped out of him! tbh mate bit of a silly thing to ask here. ssc might be a better choice. Also i doubt anyone has even though about fitting one on here.

[JamesR]

Can i see the link to the K an N on the end of a BMC please? Sounds like a proper laugh.

Also mate i have fitted one of these and there awsome dude! Sounds amazing...

...Like a small fart being played through a mobile phone speaker.

[Ryan]

fuck me that kid has had ripped out of him! tbh mate bit of a silly thing to ask here. ssc might be a better choice. Also i doubt anyone has even though about fitting one on here.

SSC will rip harder about asking about a non turbo dump valve lol

[Liam]

Oh i wanna see the K&N thing too. Legend!!!!

[JayEmDizzle]

^^ it is if your planning on parking infront of this dumpvalve fellow:)


That made me laugh. Lol. :fcuk:

Still... I saw a comment there about neons.. So are interior neons not cool? xD

Lol. I'm not a chav but I think blue interior lights look pretty cool if applied properly.
Y'know.. Under the foot-wells or under the seat or some shit. Haha.

[Ryan]

Y'know.. Under the foot-wells or under the seat or some shit. Haha.

why do you need the footwells lit up to drive? is there some kind of special system in the car that means that with the lights there you can see the road better? :homme:

[Ste]

Come on lads he's asking a geniuine question.

What you need is an amplifier, microphone, some mentos and a few bottles of coke.

You tape the mic above the coke bottles, put the amp under the bonnet, when you change gear you chuck a mint in the coke and WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOO TSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


But if you really want to know;

http://www.rtecshop.com/fitting_docs/ed.doc

I believe a train horn is a much better waste of money.

[martinmac]

There was a video on youtube of a saxo with one of these fitted, remember seeing it a while back and my god did it sound sh**e! Cant find it though :n:...!


Edit: baahaha found it!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1100695

[Shak]

Basically if you fit one you will be laughed at,

Bit late for that. Why give one of your mates a megaphone and get him to hang out your window making ppssssssssssttttt noises whenever you throttle off. It'll be a bit cheaper what with the credit crunch and that, also you'll save time and money on fitting........ and removal when you realise there gash.:A::P

[dannyboy2005]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/customavatars/avatar22934_1.gif

Made me lol so hard!

[JamesR]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/customavatars/avatar22934_1.gif

Whose is that? are they on here?

[dannyboy2005]

Its the Thread starters.

[JamesR]

omfg so it is lol is he for real? does he really own that bodged piece of crap?

[Jamie]

oh dear.. dump valves are for gays especially fake ones x

[Liam]

His car is lush, dont dis it :P

[JamesR]

oh dear.. dump valves are for gays especially fake ones x

i dont think there for gays if you have a turbo or supercharger... :S

[Stickyjam]

you'd be better off winding the window down and making noises out the window...

[Marshy]

Fucking love these threads!

[Liam]

Fucking love these threads!
Me too, make my day sometimes.

[Jamie]

i dont think there for gays if you have a turbo or supercharger... :S

I have one. It was a joke ;)

[machevelli7777]

This too funny, more funnier than when it started!

[Saxotim]

this thread is epic

[VTEC-Saxo]

Oh come on, taking the piss out of peoples cars is so petty

[Liam]

this thread is epic

Hahah it should be stickied........

[machevelli7777]

Is his car a 1.1?? Please say it isnt...

[JamesR]

lol this thread will probably be locked soon.

Shame really its hilarious!

[saxokid100]

waste of time and money..............:fcuk::p

[Karl]

Id rather stick my penis in a blender than drive a Saxo with one of these fitted.

[Jamie]

IBTL x

[Liam]

Is his car a 1.1?? Please say it isnt...

It is indeed..... im pmsl....

[VTEC-Saxo]

might just hook up some speakers under my bonnet and wired to a Mic and make turbo noises while im driving
warrrrrrrrrrrrmmm wob wob wob pop ptshooofft wrrrrroooooooooooom ptshftt wankers booorrrmm pitchwfftt wanker

[Berg]

love how the saxo in that video is hardly moving

and sounds like shopping trolly crashing together

[titchster]

I'll answer the original question. Yeah you can fit one. Even without a turbo.

It wont do fuck all though. Fail tbh.

[Liam]

might just hook up some speakers under my bonnet and wired to a Mic and make turbo noises while im driving
warrrrrrrrrrrrmmm wob wob wob pop ptshooofft wrrrrroooooooooooom ptshftt wankers booorrrmm pitchwfftt wanker

haha group buy on microphones and speakers?

[Joe3490]

http://www.rtecshop.com/index.php?p=product_view&product_id=4162

He can buy this instead, even comes with its own manual on how to install, so doesn't have to embarris himself on here!

[Ryan]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6463/assholesc8.jpg

[VTEC-Saxo]

god how wank they sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8bo_Kfhxs

[Mochachino]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

Yeh fit one mate.

[VTEC-Saxo]

and who better to model one than a fellow saxo owner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmAiAUnjoM&feature=related

[Ryan]

god how wank they sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8bo_Kfhxs

shit wheres my wife gone...
http://www.snakelady.ca/images/Cute%20snake%20cartoon.jpg

[Liam]

£137 quid WTF are they thinking? Fucking hell.

[Liam]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

Yeh fit one mate.

I said he should fit, so we can all have a larf :P. I love these topics!!

[LeeM]

fucking lol, £140 will buy me a new manifold, why not waste your money on that?

[fossie]

Fuck it matey, ignore what these people are saying...
Buy 2 dumpvalves and 2 turbonator jobbies off the bay for serious power

Seriously tho you are SEVERLY gay if you buy any off them

[andywiddss1]

scary ha ha

[JamesR]

utter wank tbh

[badasssaxo]

I cant believe this thread has got up to 4 pages lol

[sammyd]

i love how yas take the piss out of me like honestly i was only asking a genuine question for maybe a honest genuine reply not 4 pages of people takin the piss outta me and my girlfriends blue saxo i was only asking because i was interested it is my decision what i do to my car 95% of people on here has standard saxos with raceland manifolds and green air filters lmao ya dont see me going on and on saying that your cars shit and that your better off scrapping it because its not worth the hastle

ill do my car my way


you do yours your own way

[martinmac]

There was a video on youtube of a saxo with one of these fitted, remember seeing it a while back and my god did it sound sh**e! Cant find it though :n:...!


Edit: baahaha found it!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1100695

and who better to model one than a fellow saxo owner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmAiAUnjoM&feature=related


fail tbh... ;)

[saxovtrstevie]

hahaha waste of money

[saxovtrstevie]

do us a video after u fitted 1
so i can hear how shit it sounds hahaha

[Ryan]

and theres me thinking the blue one was just a pisstake for an avatar..


seems not LOL!

[Prickle]

ill do my car my way


you do yours your own way

Well said LOL.

Video and pictures ftw. ;)

btssssssh

Personally i wouldnt fit one like lol but each to there own.

[sammyd]

im not fitting one i was just wondering how it would be fitted n stuff because i was goin to get one to see what it was like lol

[Paul]

omfg so it is lol is he for real? does he really own that bodged piece of crap?

omfg do your fog lights add 20bhporzz?

[Paul]

i love how yas take the piss out of me like honestly i was only asking a genuine question for maybe a honest genuine reply not 4 pages of people takin the piss outta me and my girlfriends blue saxo i was only asking because i was interested it is my decision what i do to my car 95% of people on here has standard saxos with raceland manifolds and green air filters lmao ya dont see me going on and on saying that your cars shit and that your better off scrapping it because its not worth the hastle

ill do my car my way


you do yours your own way


They wen't too far taking the piss out of the blue saxo.

This is saxp not barryboys guys. People put hard work into their cars.

[Peejous]

Wow... really?

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5997/010copykp7.jpg

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/255/bkofmysaxowa5.jpg

[Marshy]

WOW! :omg:

1 exhaust per cylinder!

[Matty_Mills]

Oh my god this is so funny...


fit a fake dump-valve??


i'd rather lick my nan out

[hellonpluto]

http://www.rtecshop.com/index.php?p=product_view&product_id=4162

he can buy this instead, even comes with its own manual on how to install, so doesn't have to embarris himself on here!

£137.56

fuck me!

[sammyd]

if ya look at my progress thread u will see i have debadged my car done my grill rear bumper exhausts painted inside of it and all other stuff and why does it matter if i have lexus lights you guys have fk all better to do than to sit here slegging me off over a topic that i made enquiring about a dump valve so sorry for not being a wanna be hardnut with a standard saxo with an induction kit fuck away off and do somthing different like seriously

[Paul]

Theres alot of cunts on saxp these days sammy just try to ignore them.

When was the blue saxo built out of curiousity?

[Liam]

Oh my god this is so funny...


fit a fake dump-valve??


i'd rather lick my nan out

Sig-worthy... Legend!

[Matty_Mills]

if ya look at my progress thread u will see i have debadged my car done my grill rear bumper exhausts painted inside of it and all other stuff and why does it matter if i have lexus lights you guys have fk all better to do than to sit here slegging me off over a topic that i made enquiring about a dump valve so sorry for not being a wanna be hardnut with a standard saxo with an induction kit fuck away off and do somthing different like seriously

i think you mean FAKE dump valve...

plus, your front registration plate CAN'T be legal

kisses
x

[Liam]

His sig says 'DJ sammy D 1.1 Wanna Race' hahahaha serious? People must only ride horses in Belfast. I bet they still fancy their chances..... until they realise you have an ebay super charger an a fake dump valve :S shit....

[sammyd]

1997 saxo it is mate the front bumper went on we while back and bonnet was already on it my gf owns it and has done for 7 yrs the reg was 1000 from citroen the bonnet and bumper she sprayed herself with halfords posidon blue but that bumper is going on my soon to be orange saxo because its got the square plate recess on it and her reg wouldnt look right on it

[sammyd]

oh the plate is legal look it up b15axo

[Peejous]

Sammy, the numberplate square on the front bumper of the blue one is to place the number plate there. Not behind your grille.

[Matty_Mills]

So you slate people on here for their "standard saxo's with air filter"

yet your car is just a 1.1 shed with some bolt on plastic?


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one

[Matty_Mills]

oh the plate is legal look it up b15axo

not with half the lettering hidden....

you my son........




...Fail at the internetz

[sammyd]

if you read up it says on my post that the bumper on the blue one is coming off and going on my soon to be orange saxo because the reg wouldnt look right on a square plate

[Paul]

Ah ok.

Sounds good.

I'll take a look at your progress thread.

[sammyd]

cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about

[Liam]

Just give up. Honestly.

[sammyd]

then use stop being we pricks

[lewy]

alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them)

what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them

thanks

u fail at life

[Liam]

cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about

Clearly we do have lives, if we didnt we would have to spend all day making our cars look like yours. :S Imagine that!! Im actually shuddering at the thought of it.
:panic:

[Liam]

u fail at life

haha agreed

[lewy]

Theres alot of cunts on saxp these days sammy just try to ignore them.

When was the blue saxo built out of curiousity?

do you want a spoon with that?

[Paul]

do you want a spoon with that?

Yes, but i'll let your mummy feed you with it first.

[JamesR]

omfg do your fog lights add 20bhporzz?

1. They where spotlights.
2. its blaitantly obvious they dont add any power.
3. they where only on the car for a week.
4. Why do you care?

[Paul]

Whats the saying, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=194670

[Mikey]

e-warriors galore here.

what is funny how ryan comments taking the piss, and any other thread taking the piss he doesnt like he locks.

sax-p is full of cunts these days, no wonder the oldies have fcuked of tbh.

[lewy]

Yes, but i'll let your mummy feed you with it first.

hopefully you read it before i edited this paul.

[Mikey]

i'd edit this if i was you mate.

fast.

[Liam]

not sure mate but i think "your mum" jokes stop being funny when people turn 13.

But if we are going down the route of "your mum" jokes i shall be more than happy to throw one back in your direction.

you are the result of a failed abortion, from when i raped your filthy whore-bag of a mum


you lose...


:panic: oh shit lol. lowwwww

[JamesR]

low blow that one mate.

i would edit it mate.

[fossie]

Oh shit, can see someone getting banned, agree with Mikey

[lewy]

Oh shit, can see someone getting banned, agree with Mikey

hmmmm i may have to edit it then..... i win though.


haha

[Byard]

b&
:panic:

[Peejous]

cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about

fyi - its slagging :y:

[Liam]

b&
:panic:

WTF does that mean?

[fossie]

hmmmm i may have to edit it then..... i win though.


haha

Nope you will stay fail, that was a bit shit tbh......... hurry up and change it

[fossie]

Lol, Mikey you better edit yours as well

[Mikey]

lol i aint editing shit.

its the truth.

[Byard]

WTF does that mean?

youd rather be b& than v&

[lewy]

Nope you will stay fail, that was a bit shit tbh......... hurry up and change it

you are a nasty man and have broken my heart... < / 3

[Peejous]

WTF does that mean?

b + & (and) = GTFO

[fossie]

Lol i meant you were trying to stop him getting fucked in the ass by the mods, you still have his quote in your post

[Mikey]

lol ohh sorry dude, ill do it now.

[fossie]

lol i aint editing shit.

its the truth.

Lol didnt mean what you put dude, you were very right..
Meant you were trying to save his ass and you have his quote in your post
Tbh deserves to be punished with things like that

[lewy]

Lol i meant you were trying to stop him getting fucked in the ass by the mods, you still have his quote in your post

i will say my hand slipped. it was actually meant to say:

"i want to have your babies paul"

[lewy]

Lol didnt mean what you put dude, you were very right..
Meant you were trying to save his ass and you have his quote in your post
Tbh deserves to be punished with things like that

lighten up man... lol

[fossie]

lol ohh sorry dude, ill do it now.

Nee worries bro....... probably already been seen by some of the authoritezzz tbh

[fossie]

lighten up man... lol

Nah i dont matey, talking about his mam like that was low tbf...
Should have said his sister or something.........

[Mikey]

scotts in town..i think shes going lol

[Paul]

Saxp's going very downhill.

[lewy]

Nah i dont matey, talking about his mam like that was low tbf...
Should have said his sister or something.........

nahh, he did say about my mum spoon feeding me, so he brought it upon himself.

everyone (including myself) needs to calm down and have a piece of cheese.

[Matty_Mills]

To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked...


Fake dump-valve..... don't do it
Bodykit.... a bit 1990's
Your mum jokes.... GHEY
Me.... legend
New fiesta... Should i get one?

[Matty_Mills]

nahh, he did say about my mum spoon feeding me, so he brought it upon himself.

everyone (including myself) needs to calm down and have a piece of cheese.



burnt face man??

[Liam]

youd rather be b& than v&

Nah im lost.

[Liam]

To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked...


Fake dump-valve..... don't do it
Bodykit.... a bit 1990's
Your mum jokes.... GHEY
Me.... legend
New fiesta... Should i get one?


Agree
Agree
Agree
Why not
Yes

[Mystic]

This threads a disgrace, everyone who's replied needs to sit back and think about why they are on this forum.

[fossie]

To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked...


Fake dump-valve..... don't do it
Bodykit.... a bit 1990's
Your mum jokes.... GHEY
Me.... legend
New fiesta... Should i get one?

Agree but dont get a fezzie unless its an ST

[goodall3518]

/hugemassivefail

[Scott]

Some of you are just idiots.

Not everyone knows the answer to everything all the time. So what if his car is different to some of your tastes? A simple answer to the question would have been fine.

Now that i have locked it you can all go back to putting vts wheels on your car.