Saturday Night Fever

[dannyboy2005]

Well... What a Wankerrrrrr


I went out at about 22:30 to get some fish and chips (A Kebab i said to John_G lol). Had Sausage and chips and ate it in the car.

My mates were in the pub litterly down the same road so i popped down to say hi to them all as it was my mates 19th today so everyone was there.

I had a Orange juice and sat down with mates. A 'mate' i know (Don't speak to him, aint got his msn or phone number, i only know him through another mate) got kicked in the balls by one of my mates, not hard but like the sort of things lads to when their drunk (I felt out of place).

He said i was a dick head and went to slap me, as he did i moved his hand away and ripped off his gay neckless :panic:

He says ''you wait.. your gonna get it'' then runs off.

mate says 'Go and check your car' so i went outside and he was letting down the tires. i casually walk over and said mate, i'm sorry what i did. i didn't mean to. But he wasn;t having a bar and carried on. I said mate, my tires will be flat then i'll make you flat.

He gets up, all mouth in my face and starts squaring up to me. I said fuck off mate, grow up and pulled him away from the car and said come on, lets go back in the pub.

He was getting in my face and then started pushing each other. Mate came over and split us up.

This guy was still giving it large and mate said if you want to sort it out, lets go to the end of the road. I said 'Lets go bruv' (I notice if ou speak gangster to them, they sort of back down. I did this to him and said 'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'.. he backed down :cool:. So thats something to use in the future.

Went to the end of the road and started mouthing utter bullshit again so i turned round and POW, a sweet right hook!

Had a scuffel for a good 30 seconds and litterly pwned him :boxing:, couldn;t get him on the floor tho :( but a few good dashes to the head/ face. So someone will have a sore head. I only got dashed on the cheek, pritty sly one too so i'll give him credit for that but who got pwned ;)

Mate came over again and split us up. This guys mum came storming out and had a epic at me. I explained it all as truthly as i can then a handfull of lads storm out the pub 'Yo Bruv.. I want a word' I was like FUCK FUCK FUCK.

He came storming over but his mate held him against the wall. I dashed for the FLAT ARCH wile he wa s pinned up and back turned. I struggled to see the lock in the dim lit street and see him come storming over. i manage to get in the car just in time and lock the door (Fuck you Mr :cool:). 'Yo Bruv.. Come out, i want a big word' With his arms held out.

Started the car and forgot the immobisler FUCK, flat batterie then rembered lol. I reveresed and he stood in front of the right hand wing. He said 'Wot den blud, gonna run me over?' With the rev needle just going over 4K and a big roar from the induction kit he moved out the way a bit and i selected first. Funny thing is tho, he didnt move and he actually slid across the right hand wing/bonnet. (So yes bruv, i did run you over!! Pwned!). As i drove off at a steady 15mph with no lights (So he cant see my reg) i herd a bang. I thought it was him punching the rear window.

Pulled over up the road, got out to have a look and see he kicked the REAR FLAT ARCH BUMPER. A small mud mark on the black bumper and a scuff mark on the paint (T Cut will easily get it out).

Now, you all slate flattys but if that was any other model then i can 100% say the rear arch would had been damaged/ cracked. And as for him sliding over the wing, again: The arch would had came undone :D

HAIL THE FLAT ARCH YO!!!

[bottlenob]

can someone sum this up for me

[dannyboy2005]

Are you dumb? its pritty easy to work out!

his mate kicked the flatty and did no damage. If it was a VT kit then the arches would had came off.

[Mr_P]

can someone sum this up for me

Basically what he said mate. NO damage to flat arch but VT would have been damaged. But a VT wouldn't look wank.

[Prickle]

can someone sum this up for me

Basically, a n0ob went to slap him... his Flat arch kapooted him out of the way, than he'l have to t-cut the scuff etc... epic tbh.

[McGuire86]

when are you joining the UFC then ?

[dannyboy2005]

Basically what he said mate. NO damage to flat arch but VT would have been damaged. But a VT wouldn't look wank.

But a Vt couldn't take a 'beating'

Full pelt at the car too. he got pwned twice.

1) Ran over
2) Did no damage to the car

WANKERRRRRRRRR

[BenjaM]

Well... What a Wankerrrrrr


I went out at about 22:30 to get some fish and chips (A Kebab i said to John_G lol). Had Sausage and chips and ate it in the car.

My mates were in the pub litterly down the same road so i popped down to say hi to them all as it was my mates 19th today so everyone was there.

I had a Orange juice and sat down with mates. A 'mate' i know (Don't speak to him, aint got his msn or phone number, i only know him through another mate) got kicked in the balls by one of my mates, not hard but like the sort of things lads to when their drunk (I felt out of place).

He said i was a dick head and went to slap me, as he did i moved his hand away and ripped off his gay neckless :panic:

He says ''you wait.. your gonna get it'' then runs off.

mate says 'Go and check your car' so i went outside and he was letting down the tires. i casually walk over and said mate, i'm sorry what i did. i didn't mean to. But he wasn;t having a bar and carried on. I said mate, my tires will be flat then i'll make you flat.

He gets up, all mouth in my face and starts squaring up to me. I said fuck off mate, grow up and pulled him away from the car and said come on, lets go back in the pub.

He was getting in my face and then started pushing each other. Mate came over and split us up.

This guy was still giving it large and mate said if you want to sort it out, lets go to the end of the road. I said 'Lets go bruv' (I notice if ou speak gangster to them, they sort of back down. I did this to him and said 'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'.. he backed down :cool:. So thats something to use in the future.

Went to the end of the road and started mouthing utter bullshit again so i turned round and POW, a sweet right hook!

Had a scuffel for a good 30 seconds and litterly pwned him :boxing:, couldn;t get him on the floor tho :( but a few good dashes to the head/ face. So someone will have a sore head. I only got dashed on the cheek, pritty sly one too so i'll give him credit for that but who got pwned ;)

Mate came over again and split us up. This guys mum came storming out and had a epic at me. I explained it all as truthly as i can then a handfull of lads storm out the pub 'Yo Bruv.. I want a word' I was like FUCK FUCK FUCK.

He came storming over but his mate held him against the wall. I dashed for the FLAT ARCH wile he wa s pinned up and back turned. I struggled to see the lock in the dim lit street and see him come storming over. i manage to get in the car just in time and lock the door (Fuck you Mr :cool:). 'Yo Bruv.. Come out, i want a big word' With his arms held out.

Started the car and forgot the immobisler FUCK, flat batterie then rembered lol. I reveresed and he stood in front of the right hand wing. He said 'Wot den blud, gonna run me over?' With the rev needle just going over 4K and a big roar from the induction kit he moved out the way a bit and i selected first. Funny thing is tho, he didnt move and he actually slid across the right hand wing/bonnet. (So yes bruv, i did run you over!! Pwned!). As i drove off at a steady 15mph with no lights (So he cant see my reg) i herd a bang. I thought it was him punching the rear window.

Pulled over up the road, got out to have a look and see he kicked the REAR FLAT ARCH BUMPER. A small mud mark on the black bumper and a scuff mark on the paint (T Cut will easily get it out).

Now, you all slate flattys but if that was any other model then i can 100% say the rear arch would had been damaged/ cracked. And as for him sliding over the wing, again: The arch would had came undone :D

HAIL THE FLAT ARCH YO!!!

What a fantastic fucking read that was :n:

[Mr_P]

But a Vt couldn't take a 'beating'

Full pelt at the car too. he got pwned twice.

1) Ran over
2) Did no damage to the car

WANKERRRRRRRRR

They're the same car but the VT's have plastic arches stuck on. And if he didn't even dent your car then there's no way he would have done any damage to a VT kit.

[JamesR]

Sounds like a fun night mate :y:

Should carry a massive wrench under your seat, no one messes with a footlong piece of iron. :p

[Mr_P]

What a fantastic fucking read that was :n:

You reckon he'll give us our two minutes back?

[dannyboy2005]

What a fantastic fucking read that was :n:

Hmmm

Was almost as good as you doing 39 in a 30 and perhaps getting points :p

[BenjaM]

You reckon he'll give us our two minutes back?

We can only dream!

[BenjaM]

Hmmm

Was almost as good as you doing 39 in a 30 and getting points :p

Rudeboy i dint get tree pointz actually, was on the udder side odaa road init. Nice try :clapping:
x

[adampinder]

tbh mate was a bit of a long one for me and was a bit boring

[dannyboy2005]

Sounds like a fun night mate :y:

Should carry a massive wrench under your seat, no one messes with a footlong piece of iron. :p

I normally do. This evening it was in the garage.

[trcygrdn]

Was the fish n chips nice?
xx

[bottlenob]

what sort of fag wears a necklace

was this a pub with a rainbow on the side

[BenjaM]

Was the fish n chips nice?
xx
You look lovely in your avatar. :y:

[dannyboy2005]

Rudeboy i dint get tree pointz actually, was on the udder side odaa road init. Nice try :clapping:
x

Rude boy. I think i'll buy a shiney gear knob to make my silver mk2 1.1 go fatser then 105MPH. Perhaps it will budge past that then.

VAROOOOOOOOOM!

[dannyboy2005]

Was the fish n chips nice?
xx
Yes thanks.

what sort of fag wears a necklace

was this a pub with a rainbow on the side
No mate, normal pub but turns out he had a epic cos his sister bought him the necklace. Turns out his sister is alive and still lives with her :panic:. Nutter

You look lovely in your avatar. :y:
Not as nice as your shiney gear knob and gaiter.

[bottlenob]

some cctv of the fight

http://inrepair.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/wrestlers1.jpg?w=410&h=229

[BenjaM]

Rude boy. I think i'll buy a shiney gear knob to make my silver mk2 1.1 go fatser then 105MPH. Perhaps it will budge past that then.

VAROOOOOOOOOM!

Shall i quote you? Yeh.
'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'
Hope i dont meet you, shit a brick tbh.

Much love x

[bottlenob]

so key points

1 fish and chips (not a kebab)
2 Pub
3 orange juice
4
5
6
7

[dannyboy2005]

Shall i quote you? Yeh.
'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'
Hope i dont meet you, shit a brick tbh.

Much love x

Bruvvvvvvvvvvvvv.

This is He-ler-i-us

[dannyboy2005]

so key points

1 fish and chips (not a kebab)
2 Pub
3 orange juice
4
5
6
7

Your a pikey, you have no firends, you spam and your a n00b. HAHAHAHA. That last point is soooooooooooooo funny!

[Mr_P]

Your a pikey, you have no firends, you spam and your a n00b. HAHAHAHA. That last point is soooooooooooooo funny!

Fail to be honest.

[bottlenob]

Your a pikey, you have no firends, you spam and your a n00b. HAHAHAHA. That last point is soooooooooooooo funny!

You're

[dannyboy2005]

You're

I'm ????

1337 :cool:

[Dave89]

intresting read at this time lol

[James_Skylit]

Pretty interesting read lol,

Lil tip for you if you dont want people to know where you have gone or see your reg at night, keep your lights of and just pull the full beam stalk hen you need it, if i have had faggot boy racers tailgating me iv darted into a backlane turned my lights off and just used to full beam stalk as and when you need it, then boot it, jobs a good un. :P

[dannyboy2005]

Pretty interesting read lol,

Lil tip for you if you dont want people to know where you have gone or see your reg at night, keep your lights of and just pull the full beam stalk hen you need it, if i have had faggot boy racers tailgating me iv darted into a backlane turned my lights off and just used to full beam stalk as and when you need it, then boot it, jobs a good un. :P

I couldn't do that as there was a car pulling away from its parking spce so had to turn it on, approx 100yards down the road, so he woulddn't had seen

[smiith]

what a terrible story, sounds so made up...

someone was letting your tyres down, and you call him mate and invite him into the pub? then your mates your having a drink with all want words with you for hitting him?
then your get-away speed is 15mph(flat out, flat arch)... and you actually called him bruv to try and make him back down...

been watching street cops or something?

[BenjaM]

what a terrible story, sounds so made up...

someone was letting your tyres down, and you call him mate and invite him into the pub? then your mates your having a drink with all want words with you for hitting him?
then your get-away speed is 15mph(flat out, flat arch)... and you actually called him bruv to try and make him back down...

been watching street cops or something?

:fcuk: We Haz same thoughts!

[Barry123]

I'm in a queue and that was a good read.



Love it when chavs have a fight :)

[smiith]

:fcuk: We Haz same thoughts!

init blud.. brappp (bet that scared you righttttt off)

plus... if some lads were messing about, why would he suddenly want to slap you? and why would you get in such a strop from a little playfull slap?

JUST IN! THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU FROM THE LAND OF NOD!

[dannyboy2005]

what a terrible story, sounds so made up...

someone was letting your tyres down, and you call him mate and invite him into the pub? then your mates your having a drink with all want words with you for hitting him?
then your get-away speed is 15mph(flat out, flat arch)... and you actually called him bruv to try and make him back down...

been watching street cops or something?

Wrong you mong

He was letting my tyres down

Called him 'Mate' on here instead of his real name as someone is bound to know him/ herd of him.

My mates don't want words. It was they guy who i had a fight with, his 'mates' came running out

And yes, crusing ftw. No point speeding off when you have the powah :y:

And yes, i called him 'bruvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv' a few times just for jokes :clapping:

And no, i'm not a chav that uses slang (Look at all my threads and posts bitches) and no, i don't wear street uniform.

[dannyboy2005]

init blud.. brappp (bet that scared you righttttt off)

plus... if some lads were messing about, why would he suddenly want to slap you? and why would you get in such a strop from a little playfull slap?

JUST IN! THIS STORY WAS BROUGHT TO YOU FROM THE LAND OF NOD!

He thought it was me that did it to him, turned out it was the birthday boy who was drunk lol.

If it was me and he slapped me (like wtf slap) then i can understand but to just turn round and do it. But luckly i saw it comming :afro:

[smiith]

ahhhh i get it...

you invited him into the pub for letting your tyres down.... so if i torch your car, ull buy me a car?
Plus you dont need to cruise, because you dont have "powah" do you, about 50bhp isnt power..

all seems abit far fetched to me

[dannyboy2005]

ahhhh i get it...

you invited him into the pub for letting your tyres down.... so if i torch your car, ull buy me a car?
Plus you dont need to cruise, because you dont have "powah" do you, about 50bhp isnt power..

all seems abit far fetched to me

lol

not quiet

Lover not a fighter.. I mean he didnt do any damage and could see he was drunk, i said come on, go back in the pub (He only left out several . of a bar.

And yes, crusie away as if i sped off = pussy. & driving with no lights is dangerous.

and no. Its just over 60 BHP. Still as quick as a 1.9D 306

[Rob-6]

do u not think they will try do something to u or youre car later

[smiith]

hmm, if i caught someone letting my tyres down, there would of been some connection between my knee, and his face, before he could think of a word to say.

But i suppose a 1.1 saxo aint worth anything, so il let you off

[smiith]

do u not think they will try do something to u or youre car later

its on fire as we speak iv been told

[dannyboy2005]

do u not think they will try do something to u or youre car later

I litterly just got told this

"He did it cos he was only joking around, he wans;t going to let your tyres all the way down"

WTF. I caught him in the act and he was threatening me, can't see this as a joke.

And yes, he did threaten to do something to the car. Hence the reason its parked infront of the window with a intruder spot light put on it.

i said if anything happens, i'll come running to you.

[dannyboy2005]

hmm, if i caught someone letting my tyres down, there would of been some connection between my knee, and his face, before he could think of a word to say.

But i suppose a 1.1 saxo aint worth anything, so il let you off

i would had replaced them with a rich tea biscuit :y:
I did think about slaughering him while he was down on the floor behind the car. Took into account he was drunk and gave him a chance to stop.

I won tho! Point proven!

[Chuffy]

hmm, if i caught someone letting my tyres down, there would of been some connection between my knee, and his face, before he could think of a word to say.

But i suppose a 1.1 saxo aint worth anything, so il let you off

flying knee ftw - goodnight Vienna

[smiith]

you won? you ended up running away :/

[bottlenob]

Called him 'Mate' on here instead of his real name as someone is bound to know him/ herd of him.

He must have a real unique name, after all no one would be able to remember what happened, but with the unique surename it would all come flooding back

[bristol_stevie]

what an interesting thread lol

[ne_jam]

lol

not quiet

Lover not a fighter.. I mean he didnt do any damage and could see he was drunk, i said come on, go back in the pub (He only left out several . of a bar.

And yes, crusie away as if i sped off = pussy. & driving with no lights is dangerous.

and no. Its just over 60 BHP. Still as quick as a 1.9D 306


RR results to prove its over 60 ;) or i say lies and where did a 306 come into the equation

[de51_Hodgey]

i personaly agree with everythin smiith has said part from the 1.1 thing cause pretty much no matter what your car was you would FCUK DEM UP INIT BRUV

flyin knee ftw

[bottlenob]

are you still alive mate?

[0rang3peel]

Having analyzing this thread I think you need new friends, and a VT kit

[MR_N]

You need pies with legs!


Nuts on the road!

[bottlenob]

itssssssssssssssssss fight night!

[vtr_cheshire]

itssssssssssssssssss fight night!


I Just don't understand why you would bump it? Is it just me, but i don't?

[adampinder]

This is confusing so they were your friends or just random people from the pub?
(sorry im quite thick)

[bottlenob]

This is confusing so they were your friends or just random people from the pub?
(sorry im quite thick)


confusing isnt it, i think he knew them

[dj_russell]

id of got out if the car was touched or more than likely in a moment of thoughtlessness reversed over him and regretted it afterwards when i get sent down.