Well... What a Wankerrrrrr
I went out at about 22:30 to get some fish and chips (A Kebab i said to John_G lol). Had Sausage and chips and ate it in the car.
My mates were in the pub litterly down the same road so i popped down to say hi to them all as it was my mates 19th today so everyone was there.
I had a Orange juice and sat down with mates. A 'mate' i know (Don't speak to him, aint got his msn or phone number, i only know him through another mate) got kicked in the balls by one of my mates, not hard but like the sort of things lads to when their drunk (I felt out of place).
He said i was a dick head and went to slap me, as he did i moved his hand away and ripped off his gay neckless
He says ''you wait.. your gonna get it'' then runs off.
mate says 'Go and check your car' so i went outside and he was letting down the tires. i casually walk over and said mate, i'm sorry what i did. i didn't mean to. But he wasn;t having a bar and carried on. I said mate, my tires will be flat then i'll make you flat.
He gets up, all mouth in my face and starts squaring up to me. I said fuck off mate, grow up and pulled him away from the car and said come on, lets go back in the pub.
He was getting in my face and then started pushing each other. Mate came over and split us up.
This guy was still giving it large and mate said if you want to sort it out, lets go to the end of the road. I said 'Lets go bruv' (I notice if ou speak gangster to them, they sort of back down. I did this to him and said 'Bruvvvv, why you hyping it in my face for'.. he backed down
. So thats something to use in the future.
Went to the end of the road and started mouthing utter bullshit again so i turned round and POW, a sweet right hook!
Had a scuffel for a good 30 seconds and litterly pwned him
, couldn;t get him on the floor tho
but a few good dashes to the head/ face. So someone will have a sore head. I only got dashed on the cheek, pritty sly one too so i'll give him credit for that but who got pwned
Mate came over again and split us up. This guys mum came storming out and had a epic at me. I explained it all as truthly as i can then a handfull of lads storm out the pub 'Yo Bruv.. I want a word' I was like FUCK FUCK FUCK.
He came storming over but his mate held him against the wall. I dashed for the
FLAT ARCH wile he wa s pinned up and back turned. I struggled to see the lock in the dim lit street and see him come storming over. i manage to get in the car just in time and lock the door (Fuck you Mr
). 'Yo Bruv.. Come out, i want a big word' With his arms held out.
Started the car and forgot the immobisler FUCK, flat batterie then rembered lol. I reveresed and he stood in front of the right hand wing. He said 'Wot den blud, gonna run me over?' With the rev needle just going over 4K and a big roar from the induction kit he moved out the way a bit and i selected first. Funny thing is tho, he didnt move and he actually slid across the right hand wing/bonnet. (So yes bruv, i did run you over!! Pwned!). As i drove off at a steady 15mph with no lights (So he cant see my reg) i herd a bang. I thought it was him punching the rear window.
Pulled over up the road, got out to have a look and see he kicked the REAR FLAT ARCH BUMPER. A small mud mark on the black bumper and a scuff mark on the paint (T Cut will easily get it out).
Now, you all slate flattys but if that was any other model then i can 100% say the rear arch would had been damaged/ cracked. And as for him sliding over the wing, again: The arch would had came undone
HAIL THE FLAT ARCH YO!!!
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