Not Been Done For A While...

[Barber90]

^ I approve of that one xD

Obviously some shit's crackin off in kim jong il land if the lad's worried about war :|

[Reechard]

+1 I am going to ahve to show my mate, a friend has a chinese gf and we always say 10 dorrar! etc

[Barber90]

I once ordered a chinese and the woman said it would be with me in 'fifteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee minute'.

I didn't know whether it was gonna arrive in 15 or 50 minutes. I was on edge until the delivery arrived tbh.

[CaptainYid]

^ I approve of that one xD

Obviously some shit's crackin off in kim jong il land if the lad's worried about war :|

the shits would well and truly hitting the fan over there... if it wasnt against the law

+1 I am going to ahve to show my mate, a friend has a chinese gf and we always say 10 dorrar! etc

do it! the horrible things i remember saying to the chineseseseseseses guy i used to go college with! but the whole class was just a mix and match of the united nations and we tore racial abuse out of each other all day, 5days a week for two years!

[Reechard]

Just had some guy used a Blastoise to pokemon me hahahaha
He didnt like it when I didnt play along and lose

[RAFkev]

Don't let this thread die guys. It's one of my few sources of entertainment when work is quiet!

I can't get omegle on work pc's and I doubt it would work on my phone too well.

Keep the randomness coming!

[MattSaxoVTR]

You: hi
Stranger: hy ..

Whats do you comefrom???
You: my mums lady parts, you?

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You: nice

[RAFkev]

I'm expecting some good ones later when people come in after beers.

[french_baguette]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: Hey there stranger!
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: saxp
You: you?
Stranger: Where in the heck is Saxp?
You: france, its a small town by voiture tres sportife
Stranger: nice
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You: sunshine
Stranger: U
Stranger: give me some good songs
Stranger: now
You: saxp
You: saxp- voiture tres sportife
You: awesome song
Stranger: genere?
Stranger: i cant find it on youtube!
You: you need to find the artist picasso citroen
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: all i get is the citroen car
Stranger: OH
Stranger: i see what u did there

[L20VTS]

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi, i'm hungry, what should I eat?
Stranger: bread pakoda and loda
You: whats that?
You: what country are you from?
Stranger: its a sweet dish of commonwealth games
Stranger: russia
You: hmm, was thinking of cheesey waffles actually
Stranger: ok then paneer pakoda and loda
You: whats it made of?
Stranger: cheese completely
You: av u got lots of cheese?
Stranger: no i dont like
You: u wash it off?
Stranger: ok do it urself
where r u from?
You: sax-p

[GoonS_VTR]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Sax-P FTW
You: Knock Knock
Stranger: .-.
You: i said knock knock
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: er..
Stranger: use the dorbell
Stranger: oO
You: ding dong
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