Not Been Done For A While...

[Chr15]

http://omegle.com/

You know the drill, start all convo's with Sax-P FTW.

Then post up any funny chat logs here ;)

[Moke]

If only I wasn't at work!

This will be funny! :D

[23carragold]

Excellent thread..

This should potentially be hilarious.

[rey]

You: SAX-P FTW!!
Stranger: LOL hi

Didn't last long :(

[Chr15]

You: Sax-P ftw
Stranger: Распродајете државу,шибицарите лову,пуштате стоку да једни друге кољу,не прљате руке,то није за господу,убијате Србију без отиска на пиштољу.Док ви окрећете главу од муке и беде,држите медије који могу све да среде,народ штрајкује глађу јер нема шта да једе,пре ће умрети гласно,него тихо да избледе.Од метроа у Токију до воза у Бомбају,по сваку цену за нашу борбу знају,живот је јефтин када иyбор ти не дају зато наплаћамо кожу да поруке трају...!!!!!

Yeah... :S

[rey]

Stranger: hey asl ?
You: SAX-P FTW!!
You: 13/f/uk
You: u?
Stranger: mad im 14 auatralia
u hav facebook ?
You: nope, mum and dad dont let me since I was groomed by a peadophile
You: are you a peado?
You: just to be safe :)
Stranger: no im not a pedo
You: cool <3
You: I like to play with myself, do you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:( he left me

[Chr15]

lol matt

You: Sax-P FTW
Stranger: WE'RE NAKED, CHARLIEEE
You: wooooooo
You: pics or gtfo
You: srs
You: speak dammit

[23carragold]

Bollocks.

So far I have had 10 disconnections.

Need to stop showing my willy.

[nicole_]

i cant find anyone, people keep leaving me :sad:

[Lacey_106]

Stranger: ahhhhhhhhh
You: Sax-p ftw!
Stranger: 17m
Stranger: u????

You: 16f :D
Stranger: frm???
You: Earth
You: you?
Stranger: haa vat a joke,, me2
You: do you groom young girls online?
Stranger: ya,, y u askd that
You: yeah?! I'm the mother f**king police homeboy
Stranger: ha
Stranger: any else u vant 2 say
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[23carragold]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: anus
You: Hiya I'm from Omegle HR Department
You: Would you like to try some of our new features?
Stranger: yes please
You: One new feature we have is Sax P
You: Are you aware of this?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: What you need to do is log on next time to Omegle and try to remember the words Sax P, every time you say this at the start, a potential fellow Omegle rep will be there
You: There are a team of 50 of us
You: If you say Sax P at the start of a new conversation, and the Omegle rep responds with FTW! Your IP will then be taken, and entered for a prize
You: Right now all we have is car parts, would that interest you?
Stranger: no thankyou

[rey]

You: Sax-p FTW!
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: Im 12 female, wanna see my penis?
You: wow, you have a penis?
You: me too!
Stranger: i have 7
You: omg
Stranger: yep
You: epic amounts of dick
You: i have 5 left testicles
Stranger: It can be a handful
You: lol
You: its funny bescause you have 7 penis' and claim its a handful hahah
You: do you have any pictures
Stranger: yep
You: i would like to see your seven peni
Stranger: Im not gonna let just somebody see my legendary penis
You: but I'm special, my uncle said so.
You: that's why he let me play his secret game with him
Stranger: My uncle and me like to play find the pickle under the blanket
You: :o
You: are you my cousin molly!
You: ?
Stranger: YEp
You: he said i was the only one that could play with him
You: :(
You: </3
Stranger: Sorry, hes not very good, he never seems to grab the pickle, its always...
You: i have to search with my head, he doesn't let me use my hands
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: Is that easier?
You: i have my eyes shut, then when i find the pickle he makes me kiss it
You: but its always really salty
Stranger: Thats Uncle Perry for you
You: everyone says that he's so sweet
You: but he's always salty
Stranger: Yeahhh......
You: I'm gonna tell my mummy
You: cos then he'll have to be nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Longest one I've had so far.

[rey]

I just had one disappear lol

No disconnection, just cleared the convo and put me in a new one

[Lacey_106]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: anus
You: Hiya I'm from Omegle HR Department
You: Would you like to try some of our new features?
Stranger: yes please
You: One new feature we have is Sax P
You: Are you aware of this?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it
You: What you need to do is log on next time to Omegle and try to remember the words Sax P, every time you say this at the start, a potential fellow Omegle rep will be there
You: There are a team of 50 of us
You: If you say Sax P at the start of a new conversation, and the Omegle rep responds with FTW! Your IP will then be taken, and entered for a prize
You: Right now all we have is car parts, would that interest you?
Stranger: no thankyou

I like this :y:

[23carragold]

Having an absolutely epic one with a Russian..will post when he disconnects lol

[Chr15]

You: Sax-P FTW
Stranger: hei
You: hi
Stranger: where are you come from
You: uzbekistan
You: but im now in the uk
Stranger: is it a country?
You: i arrived under a lorry
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I'm a chineses
You: yes, far eastern europe/west asia
Stranger: age?
You: 34
Stranger: 16,me
You: do you go cockle picking?
Stranger: are you a man
You: yeah
You: wanna see? ;)
Stranger: cockle picking is what
You: where you pick cockles
You: obviously
Stranger: no
You: its a very good job
Stranger: I don't know what's that
You: a good job?
Stranger: I don't have job
You: why?
Stranger: because I'm only16
Stranger: you konw?老外先生？
You: i was working when i was 12
Stranger: e.....
Stranger: you must working in KFC,hahaha...
You: no, a fishing boat
Stranger: Fishing?
You: i had to support my famiuly becuase my father was killed
Stranger: oh,god,I'm sorry to hear taht
Stranger: that
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: who killed him
You: he worked on a chicken farm
You: the police suspected fowl play
Stranger: you mean police killed him?
You: no, they couldnt find the man who did it
You: i found him 5 years ago
Stranger: and then?
You: then i kidnapped him and held him in a barn for 6 months before blowing his head
You: off with a shot gun
You: he suffered lots of pain
Stranger: you kill the man?!
You: yes
You: he had to die
Stranger: oh ,god
Stranger: ...
You: he deserved it
You: my father was an honest man
Stranger: how police do for you
You: they dont know
Stranger: you are a killer?
You: yes
You: and i dont regret it
Stranger: oh,I think you shuold go to the police station...
You: no
You: im going to a brotel instead
You: *brothel
Stranger: you have a big mistake
You: oh i have something to tell you
Stranger: what?
You: nobody knows what i have done
You: only you and me
You: now i need to kill you too so you cant tell anybody
Stranger: oh,god,you must bu joinking
You: i have your IP address so i can easily find your house
You: no, im deadly serious
Stranger: hei hei......
Stranger: you know who i'm i?
Stranger: hei hei.....
You: ?
Stranger: 你死定了

i lol'd

[Pixie]

Mine was crap :(

Stranger: Hey
You: SAX-P FTW
Stranger: How are ya?
Stranger: Im a lesbian
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: i hope you dont judge or nothing
Stranger: sex?
You: OH NO
Stranger: no what sex are you
You: 1/2 AND 1/2
Stranger: I came on here to have a serious conversation
Stranger: You can't be half and half. What gender are you?
You: I'M BOTH

[23carragold]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Sax P FTW!
Stranger: asl
You: 14 F Canada
You: u?
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: 18 m russia
You: cool!
You: is it true your country is so cold that when you have an erection you die?
Stranger: r u crazy 4 sex
You: i am absolutely mental for the stuff
You: r u crazy for butt plugs?
You: i love a man who loves butt plugs
Stranger: i lykkkkkkkkkkkk it
You: yay!
Stranger: hows ur boobsssssssssssssssssss
You: quite hairy today
You: iv not shaved them yet
Stranger: m talking about ur chest
You: So am i..
Stranger: wats depth
Stranger: how long u want
You: depth is how far i can put the buttplug into your anus my russian lover
You: well it depends how long u can take. ive got a bag of dildos you can play with if u get bored
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u r so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: aww you are such a gentleman
Stranger: ur vagina is lyk a pond
Stranger: how many times
You: thats actually a good analogy tbh. I havent had much action in a while so it has a lot of algae all over it
You: how many times? well until you stop bleeding really
Stranger: oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pushyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy give meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: god you are a fast mover arent you! ill give you my black busa...its an incredibly girthy beast
You: sure to tear your anal muscle apart. you ready for that big boy?
Stranger: i think u have both penis nd vagina
Stranger: hw long ur penis man
You: Correct!! How did you know? well tbh you are russian so you probably are listening in to my phone calls and what not
Stranger: wat u thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: its longer than my forearm yet shorter than my foot, and sweet as a nut
You: I think its normal to be what I am. i mean look at lady gaga hasnt done her any harm
Stranger: its so small
Stranger: at least should b more
You: i know. but that is why i am grooming the net. i was convicted of rape about a year ago. a funny story tbh!
Stranger: r u rapist
Stranger: r u gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: well only according to the courts
You: in my mind im just a little greedy tbh
Stranger: oi wat u thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: well gay/straight/rapist its all the same isnt it?
You: your keyboard seems to have some sticky keys
Stranger: r u crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 anus fuk
You: o dear lord i am mental for that crazy anal fuk
You: let me get the black busa
You: i think we need it
Stranger: yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: great!
Stranger: i want 2 fuck u
You: thankyou. but im just not ready for a relationship.
Stranger: r u readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: goodbye my russian roulette
You have disconnected.


Epic..

[rey]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: saxp ftw
Stranger: how are you?
You: asl
You: fine you?
Stranger: 18 musa you?
You: 16 f usa
Stranger: Im good, thanks
Stranger: What are you up to?
You: just sitting in my room, lookin for people to chat to
You: i got grounded for sleeping with my bf
You: so he's no longer my bf, cos my mom threw a massive bitch fit, and he said he didnt wanna be around that shit
Stranger: Oh sorry to hear that
You: she said it was because of the age gap, but she didnt know how much i loved him
You: how about you?
Stranger: Im just on here bored haha
You: so what state you from
Stranger: Minnesota you?
You: same!
Stranger: And how old was your bf?
You: he was 21
You: but i didnt see the problem
Stranger: I dont either lol
Stranger: i dont really care bout that sort of thing
You: i like older guys
You: more mature
You: so where in minnesota you from?
Stranger: Mora haha you?
You: fertile lol
You: shame you're so far away
You: could have met up...
You: i like anal btw
You: if that changes anything..
Connection imploded.

boring really

[Lacey_106]

i lol'd

That is amazing. :clapping:

[nicole_]

someone sent me this and said it was them http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg

and i acidentally pasted it back into a new convo
crap

[MattSaxoVTR]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: m f
You: SAXP! FTW!
Stranger: only sex
Stranger: show
You: ...
Stranger: ım male
Stranger: you
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: msn talk?
You: i dont have msn as i was groomed by a pedo when i was younger
Stranger: :(
Stranger: ın can ask you someting?
You: thats the face he gave me :(
You: what
Stranger: you are virgin?
You: not any more unfortunately
Stranger: Why do not
Stranger: ?
You: i got fraped
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: boyfrend?
You: no by a 71 year old man
Stranger: Do not punishment
Stranger: ?
You: yes i was a bad girl he punished me... i deserved it
Stranger: yuo age?
You: 7, you?
Stranger: 7?
You: yes 7
You: you?
You: im mature for my age
Stranger: ım 21
Stranger: 7 smal
You: IM 7 BUT ARE YOU GONNA BANG THOU!
Stranger: onyl sex show?
You: alright now we have your IP address you are now being tracked down by the police under the suspicion of grooming young females
You: you have the right to remain silent...
Stranger: hımm
You: anything you say will be held against you in court...
Stranger: ım going to
Stranger: ok?
You: its too late Mr. we have our specialised team working on people like you tracking you down. please do not flea from your home or we WILL send dog the bounty hunter to get you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[Lacey_106]

Epic..

WOW............ thats made my day.

[wadoryu]

Stranger: 16 m canada, look for horny chicks to have a good time ;)
You: saxp FTW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mine was shit

[Giraffe]

WOW............ thats made my day.

Your vagina is like a pond!

I lol'd.

[Chr15]

someone sent me this and said it was them http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg

and i acidentally pasted it back into a new convo
crap

that is you isnt it? :S

[wadoryu]

MattSaxoVTR

you are a living legend. dog the bounty hunter where did that come from exellent

[Lacey_106]

Your vagina is like a pond!

I lol'd.

That is probably the worlds best analogy right there.

[MattSaxoVTR]

i just went on video and there was a guy wanking :ill:

[Lacey_106]

ffs... this website has opened up loads of sex sites. I feel used.

[23carragold]

ffs... this website has opened up loads of sex sites. I feel used.

Aww. Someone needs a firewall..:hug:

[Lacey_106]

Aww. Someone needs a firewall..:hug:

erm... yeah?

[webby]

Stranger: hi
You: sax-p FTW
Stranger: what
Stranger: je ne comprend pa
You: penis?
Stranger: yes I have one
You: show?
You: facbook?
You: ]come on my tits?
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: but no facebook
Stranger: just chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha pretty funny this

[Chr15]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: all good home slice
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
You: noice
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # :)
You: id tap it

...........

[23carragold]

erm... yeah?

http://personalfirewall.comodo.com/free-download.html

There you go. :)

[23carragold]

...........

Had the EXACT same thing lol.

[Chr15]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: all good home slice
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # :)
You: yeah

seriously...

[Lacey_106]

http://personalfirewall.comodo.com/free-download.html

There you go. :)

awww thanks!! :D

:panic:

[MattSaxoVTR]

MattSaxoVTR

you are a living legend. dog the bounty hunter where did that come from exellent

Don't really know but who aint scared of the dog?

[Chr15]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: what?
You: o.0
Stranger: yup
Stranger: what are u sayin
You: im saying sax-p ftw
Stranger: WTH
You: is it that hard to read
Stranger: yea
Stranger: wtf is it
You: i bet you're an overweight piece of shit american
Stranger: yes i am
You: knew it
You: 9/11 soon
Stranger: and u are a fat arabian
You: boom boom pow
You: dont youlove the black eyed peas
Stranger: NAH
Stranger: and if u do
You: redneck?
Stranger: that is not poppin
Stranger: IM BLACK
Stranger: trey songz
Stranger: is the name
Stranger: lol
Stranger: YEEEEUUUPPP
Stranger: arabian jammers
You: wussup ma niggggggggggaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: kfc?
You: watermelon?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: all day
Stranger: u forgot koolaid
You: lol
You: brb, yo momma is calling
You: much love x
Stranger: yeeeeuppp
Stranger: TREY
Stranger: SONGZ
Stranger: in da house
You: no, your moms house home sauce
Stranger: ok terrorists
Stranger: sorry
You: we won though...
Stranger: relax on the bombin
Stranger: im tryna sleep and shit
Stranger: wit cho loud ass
Stranger: throwing c4s
You: at the same time? that could be messy
Stranger: what is ur goal in life
You: canada ftw btw
You: over there
Stranger: canada
You: yes
Stranger: wf
Stranger: wtf
You: take it over
Stranger: was poppin
Stranger: neighbor
You: your neighbour is a suicide bomber/
You: legend!
Stranger: OH SHIT
Stranger: whatch out for iraq
Stranger: heard they down to die
Stranger: to kill
You: iraq is full of pussys
Stranger: no cockfest eh
You: since the yanks moved in
Stranger: well ima go drink some koolaid and rob a nigga
Stranger: see yah
Stranger: yeuupppp
You: fair enough

........................

[xDaNx]

Haha the video one is hilarious :D

[MattSaxoVTR]

Haha the video one is hilarious :D

full of perverts, wanking lads and little kids

[Chr15]

My video one wont work, Firfox and Adobe 10.1 dont work togther. IE just closes lol

[Jordysport]

You: iraq is full of pussys
Stranger: no cockfest eh
You: since the yanks moved in

Haha brilliant!

[nicole_]

Stranger: female
Stranger: soz
Stranger: i aint gunna talk coz ur probs a dirty horey prositute
You: :O
Stranger: what are you a lesbian then
You: thats really nasty

:sad:
she cant even spell it, bitch

[Heftydanielson]

I am just getting a bunch of boring old Chines people.

No fun..

[jono83]

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: AGE
You: 26 you
Stranger: 13
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: BYE

lol

[Chr15]

the chinese can be fun, use your imagination!

You: herro
Stranger: HURRO
You: hai x
Stranger: soz caps :)
You: lolz
You: poke fight?
Stranger: poke
You: lol
You: pokemon
Stranger: POKER FACE
Stranger: beat that :D
You: red hot poker in the poker face
You: tell me that didnt hurt?
Stranger: how do you get pickachu ontot a bus?
You: pokemon
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: :P
You: woot
Stranger: HOW DO YOU ANNOY LADY GAGA!
You: poker face
Stranger: :)
Stranger: sirry gtg byeee <3
You: lols

[jono83]

OMG i lol'd so hard at this guy's opening line

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: heres my edited thing, I'm 28, m and looking for a woman who likes to be watched teasing on cam - or maybe wants to try it, is that you?
You: i'm a 26 year old male who's like women and citreon saxos, so make your own mind up
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: close but no cigar
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
Stranger: hope u find a good looking saxo
Stranger: lol
You: there is plenty at saxperience.com go check it out it's awesome
Stranger: might do lol
You: anyway hope you find what you need lol
Stranger: u too
Stranger: c y

[webby]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: 18 italy f
You: 21 mexico m
Stranger: wanna meet me?
You: can i come on your tits?
Stranger: can i get over you while having sex
You: needs lowering
Stranger: im in new mexico for holiday
You: ahh right shame im in japan far away from that bottom run of piss poor excuse for life.
You: meet at lake como?
You: do it on a boat
Stranger: my father is extremely rich he is a businessman and he has to fly all over the world so he bought his own plane 2 years ago
You: really?!
You: is he also a nigerian banker?
You: pics or gtfo
Stranger: he bought me bugatti veyron 30 minutes after i got my license :)
You: sick blud
You: get some counter clockwise spinners for it
Stranger: how can i make you sure of it?
You: tits?
You: or gtfo
Stranger: no about we're extremely rich
You: you must of had a boob job every rich girl has one.
You: so.....
You: tits
Stranger: how big is your cock?
You: 11 and 3/4"
Stranger: that short!! Bye
You: sausage down a hallway?
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Heftydanielson]

Taking lines from Matt.

Stranger: hi asl? im horny male with cam;)
You: I am 16 tits and still a virgin.. can I help?
Stranger: yes
You: Sax-P FTW
You: what do you want?
Stranger: have msn?
You: no sorry
Stranger: nude pics?
You: I can take some for you.
You: what do you want?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: pic of you naked;)
You: in what pose?
Stranger: you can choose ;)
You: I will worm my self up a little first.
Stranger: ok
You: do you like shaven or bush?
Stranger: shaven
You: what would you do first?
Stranger: i must eat now send me the pic;)
You: alright now we have your IP address you are now being tracked down by the police under the suspicion of grooming young females
You: you have the right to remain silent...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He was fun..

[RossRog]

Wish i was not at work....haha!

i wanna go!

[Dazed]

You: if justin beiber turned out be a girl
You: would you do it
Stranger: Oh god no
You: dont lie
You: youd love to spank justinas ass
Stranger: I would make it lick up my vomit at best
You: do you normally make them lick up your vomit
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Every single one...
Stranger: All day longr
You: blimey
You: you filthy beast
Stranger: You mean sexy
Stranger: Women give me blow jobs in public just to tell others about it
Stranger: I don't do push ups
Stranger: I push the earth down
Stranger: I don't sleep, I wait
You: you sound intese
Stranger: Jesus walks on water, I swim through land
You: intense
Stranger: I so fucking am!
You: are you a wizard
Stranger: No

Turns out he's not a wizard...

[Giraffe]

Turns out he's not a wizard...

You may have just had a conversation with Chuck Norris.

[SnaRe]

Bitches, where are you!?

[SnaRe]

:sad:
she cant even spell it, bitch

I'm pretending to be a female lesbian ^_^...

[Lacey_106]

I keep getting retards. :(

[TipTopTom]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: 18 italy f
You: 21 mexico m
Stranger: wanna meet me?
You: can i come on your tits?
Stranger: can i get over you while having sex
You: needs lowering
Stranger: im in new mexico for holiday
You: ahh right shame im in japan far away from that bottom run of piss poor excuse for life.
You: meet at lake como?
You: do it on a boat
Stranger: my father is extremely rich he is a businessman and he has to fly all over the world so he bought his own plane 2 years ago
You: really?!
You: is he also a nigerian banker?
You: pics or gtfo
Stranger: he bought me bugatti veyron 30 minutes after i got my license :)
You: sick blud
You: get some counter clockwise spinners for it
Stranger: how can i make you sure of it?
You: tits?
You: or gtfo
Stranger: no about we're extremely rich
You: you must of had a boob job every rich girl has one.
You: so.....
You: tits
Stranger: how big is your cock?
You: 11 and 3/4"
Stranger: that short!! Bye
You: sausage down a hallway?
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hilarious xD

[Chr15]

I keep getting retards. :(

sorry!

edit

hi ;)

[RossRog]

You: saxp.....Ftw
Stranger: girl?
You: maybe...i'l check
You: yup...think so
Stranger: lol do u like dick
You: richard is a rite good lad
Stranger: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


well that was boring...

[SnaRe]

Stranger: Im from west philidelphia born and raised
You: On the play ground is where you spend most of your days?
Stranger: yes!!
Stranger: chillin out maxin relaxin all cool
You: And all shooting some b-ball out side of the school
Stranger: yes !
Stranger: when a cople of guys who were up to noo good ..
You: started making trouble in my neighbourhood
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
You: She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
Stranger: a I begged and pleaded with her she packed my suitcase
You: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
Stranger: that WAS AWESOME do you mind if i put this picture on facebook
You: Go for it.

Yea go me :y:

[Heftydanielson]

Yea go me :y:



That's a win...

[Pixie]

Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: SAXP
You: SAXP
You: SAXP
You: SAXP
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
You: SAXP
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: SAXP
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at http://webdatez.org/amanda474/ I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # :)

[saxowebby]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: saxperiello
You: 13/f/switzerland
Stranger: cool
You: v/t/r?
Stranger: do you like big dicks?
Stranger: 18 m france
You: if your french then you wont have a big dick
You: lil cock
Stranger: you not 13
Stranger: why not
Stranger: ?
You: and you havent got a big dick. so were both lying
Stranger: no
You: you got a saxo?
Stranger: im black and black pepole have big dicks
You: no they dont
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we do
You: you got a saxo
Stranger: saxo?
You: obviously not french
You: you drink koolade
Stranger: no
You: obviously not black
Stranger: i am
You: lies lies lies
You: so baiiiiii x

[RossRog]

You: laaa
You: wagwan
You: blud?
Stranger: Hii
Stranger: i am listen now this songg "Laaa"
Stranger: it's indian song
You: oh dear...saxp...google it
Stranger: 20 m here
Stranger: wbu?
You: i'm a 4ft dwarf
Stranger: m/f?
You: i'l bite your balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i really should do some work...but this is funnn

[Heftydanielson]

I have most of my office on this now.. oops

just got this..

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: sax-p ftw
You: where you from?
Stranger: china boy 22 here
Stranger: u?
You: I am from uk,
You: is it true that all males from China have small penises??
Stranger: FUCK YOU!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

didn't think he liked that..

[saxowebby]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: safe blud
You: u do meow
Stranger: crack is illegal
Stranger: ou no
Stranger: you no
You: try sax-p
You: its still legal
You: fukin awesome dude gets you wrecked
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are other good drugs
You: vtr
Stranger: thats i
Stranger: t
You: sax-p, vtr are the best ones
You: but make sure you get 8v cus 16v are crap
Stranger: ive never heard of it
You: cus its new, still legal
You: people dont want the police to find out
You: so keep it to your self
You: or search it on the net
You: saxperience.com
Stranger: what does it do to u
You: just owns everything
You: makes ssc look like idiots
You: and cliosport like a bunch of pussys
You: you need to get on it mate
Stranger: how much does it cost
You: £15 FULL MEMBERSHIP
You: lasts you a while
Stranger: sounds good, i might get some sax-p? is it
You: ive got some full membership left
You: you want some?
You: pm simo he`ll sort u out
Stranger: ok i will , thanks

[SnaRe]

LOL Webby. That was brilliant!

[23carragold]

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: YOU THERE!
You: Sax P for sure!
Stranger: FO' SHO'
You: Fo sho bro aint got no hoe!
Stranger: duh duh duh chi dum
Stranger: -bangs at drums-
You: vrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooom (thats an f1 car impression)
Stranger: yeah, i figured.
Stranger: im good like that.
You: but can u guess which one?
Stranger: nah, im not that good, jeez.
Stranger: you sure know how to pick out my faults, dont you?:(
You: damn you. it was an accurate impression of the Red Bull's car driven by mark webber
You: i can also do an impression of usain bolt
Stranger: -violently shakes and sobs in the conrner-
You: thud thud thud thud thud thud .............thud.
You: ah save your breath for cooling your porridge
You: Have you heard of Citroen saxo
Stranger: -nods-
You: indeed. they are extremely powerful
You: i was banned for 3 years when i drove one
Stranger: >__________<
Stranger: you do realise i am not in the know of anything you are talking about.
Stranger: im just here, like "yep"
Stranger: -nods some more-
You: i know! i should have let the prostitute go instead of holding her captive
You: brilliant! i love subservient people
You: similarly i also am a representative for the British Government
You: have you heard of MI2?
Stranger: -nods enthusiastically-
You: lol. well even if you haven't, if you have some perverted friends you can be sure they have
You: we track and trace illegal sexual groomers
Stranger: argh D;
Stranger: well its not like theyre legal anyways, so there was no need for the "illegal" ;)
You: A very sophisticated system of IP tracking computers and networks help us. It does depend on the jurisdiction though
You: We cant prosecute in Texas, we are obliged to hand them over the information but we physically are unable to prosecute
Stranger: oh right, okay
You: That true. It's our terminology
Stranger: so, youre telling me youre like part of this thing?
You: Our hit rate on the video section of Omegle is 8.1
You: 8 prosecutions for every one innocent person
You: Yes I am. My team was one of those responsible for bringing down the closure of Chat Roulette
You: Im sure you are aware of that site? Similar to the video section of Omegle
Stranger: yeah yeah, i am
You: I say one of those as we were working with 6 teams from Europe
You: We are trained in talking "normally" to people on the internet, before the obvious happens and the sexual predators start to "do their business" as it were
You: We aren't allowed to track every IP, thus we only initiate the software once we become aware of activity like that taking place
You: So I wouldn't worry about yours for now
Stranger: hahah, okay
Stranger: and youre telling me this because?
You: Well telling people online, helps to spread the word about the type of work we do. We are recruting more VTR's which is a coded word for our research team
You: The typists if you will
Stranger: ah right, okay
Stranger: makes more sense
You: So far we have successfully recruited 12 people. 4 from the USA, 6 from Britain and 2 from France
Stranger: well i think im a bit young to be recruited for now, aha
You: Your age would be?
Stranger: fourteen.
You: You must be at least 18 for this, for obvious reasons
Stranger: mmhm
You: If I may say so, you are a little young to be on sites like these
You: We work to protect people like you
Stranger: yeah yeah, i know
Stranger: i get what you mean
Stranger: but did you think i was this young whilst youve been talking with me?
You: It is difficult to tell the ages of people online, although we do have typing specialists in the Lowering department that can analyse patterns of typing to give an estimate as to what age range it could be
Stranger: ah alright then, well i think its very good what youre doing. i understand also that im too young to be on this site.
You: Again, we only utilise this if we suspect criminal activity
Stranger: yep, i understand
You: You may join up to our junior protection site which can give you advice on how to be careful online
Stranger: thank you for offering, but im okay : )
Stranger: i shall be off now though!
You: If you wish for more information
You: visit Saxperience.com. It provides essential information and free software to keep you safe
You: I must warn you, we have logs stored of your data, and if we suspect any criminal activity, we can prosecute through a Scorpion Cat Back System
You: understood?
Stranger: what sort of data?
You: Internet logs, history, stored images and hard drive data has now been fully transferred onto our VTS Central ECU
You: essentially we have a full copy of your hard drive
Stranger: argh, okay.
Stranger: that creeps me out alittle
Stranger: but okay
You: It is only to keep you safe. If you have nothing to hide then you should carry on about your business
Stranger: okay, thank you for informing me : )
You: I will remind you that a 4 2 1 Manifold can be raised against you should you decide to remove the Lambda
Stranger: okay, i dont understand, but okay
Stranger: im being called
Stranger: i have to go
You: Goodbye. And do not tell anyone of this.
Stranger: okay



Epic again..

[TipTopTom]

You: laaa
You: wagwan
You: blud?
Stranger: Hii
Stranger: i am listen now this songg "Laaa"
Stranger: it's indian song
You: oh dear...saxp...google it
Stranger: 20 m here
Stranger: wbu?
You: i'm a 4ft dwarf
Stranger: m/f?
You: i'l bite your balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i really should do some work...but this is funnn

Cracked me up :clapping:

[Peter_D]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: safe blud
You: u do meow
Stranger: crack is illegal
Stranger: ou no
Stranger: you no
You: try sax-p
You: its still legal
You: fukin awesome dude gets you wrecked
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are other good drugs
You: vtr
Stranger: thats i
Stranger: t
You: sax-p, vtr are the best ones
You: but make sure you get 8v cus 16v are crap
Stranger: ive never heard of it
You: cus its new, still legal
You: people dont want the police to find out
You: so keep it to your self
You: or search it on the net
You: saxperience.com
Stranger: what does it do to u
You: just owns everything
You: makes ssc look like idiots
You: and cliosport like a bunch of pussys
You: you need to get on it mate
Stranger: how much does it cost
You: £15 FULL MEMBERSHIP
You: lasts you a while
Stranger: sounds good, i might get some sax-p? is it
You: ive got some full membership left
You: you want some?
You: pm simo he`ll sort u out
Stranger: ok i will , thanks

This is the only good one, LOL

[TipTopTom]

23carragold's was epic too! xD

[RossRog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: ite
Stranger: mais oui ^^
You: freak
Stranger: un jour tu auras appris a parler, on discutera hein ;)
You: saxo
You: ?
You: citroen
Stranger: toyota ?
You: no
You: saxo?!
Stranger: saxophone ?
You: noo
You: saxo
You: citroen saxo
You: saxp
Stranger: it's not a car, it's just a lunchbark
You: put your cock down now you sick basterd
Stranger: ferme ta gueule putain d'enfoiré de merde !
Stranger: sa te va ou t'en veux encore fils de pute !
You: i will not sut up
You: call my mum a bitch again i will slap you
You: did't think i could understand that did you
Stranger: your mum is a bitch
You: ah like hell...
You: Je pense que vous lécher les lapins
Stranger: lool stop using a translator ^^
Stranger: you said something really funny
You: fuck knows what i said
Stranger: you're illarious
You: you french but don't know what a saxo is ?
Stranger: a saxo is a fucking citroen car , but it's a shitty car
You: wow i'm from saxp
You: it not that bad.....when they work...
You: anyway
You: but do you lick rabbits?>
Stranger: lool no, i just eat them
You: i shot a few last night...
Stranger: haha give me one i'm angry
You: will do....
Stranger: do you shot bugs bunny ??
You: naaa....
You: get on google stick in saxp
Stranger: no
You: alright....
Stranger: i don't care where you live ^^
You: its not where i live lol
You: its where we worship saxo's
Stranger: damn ! you can't talk to anything else ?? just saxo and rabbits... it's boring
You: what you wanna talk about .
Stranger: i wanna talk about the ultimate question
Stranger: why you're so boring ?
You: good day sir!





rather boring....

but i tried to use google translate fast!

[Peter_D]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: ite
Stranger: mais oui ^^
You: freak
Stranger: un jour tu auras appris a parler, on discutera hein ;)
You: saxo
You: ?
You: citroen
Stranger: toyota ?
You: no
You: saxo?!
Stranger: saxophone ?
You: noo
You: saxo
You: citroen saxo
You: saxp
Stranger: it's not a car, it's just a lunchbark
You: put your cock down now you sick basterd
Stranger: ferme ta gueule putain d'enfoiré de merde !
Stranger: sa te va ou t'en veux encore fils de pute !
You: i will not sut up
You: call my mum a bitch again i will slap you
You: did't think i could understand that did you
Stranger: your mum is a bitch
You: ah like hell...
You: Je pense que vous lécher les lapins
Stranger: lool stop using a translator ^^
Stranger: you said something really funny
You: fuck knows what i said
Stranger: you're illarious
You: you french but don't know what a saxo is ?
Stranger: a saxo is a fucking citroen car , but it's a shitty car
You: wow i'm from saxp
You: it not that bad.....when they work...
You: anyway
You: but do you lick rabbits?>
Stranger: lool no, i just eat them
You: i shot a few last night...
Stranger: haha give me one i'm angry
You: will do....
Stranger: do you shot bugs bunny ??
You: naaa....
You: get on google stick in saxp
Stranger: no
You: alright....
Stranger: i don't care where you live ^^
You: its not where i live lol
You: its where we worship saxo's
Stranger: damn ! you can't talk to anything else ?? just saxo and rabbits... it's boring
You: what you wanna talk about .
Stranger: i wanna talk about the ultimate question
Stranger: why you're so boring ?
You: good day sir!


You got owned big style by a French fucker!!

[RossRog]

You got owned big style by a French fucker!!

i'm not proud of it :(

[RossRog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: 700 miles north of your ass
Stranger: where is that?
You: depends where you are really
Stranger: oh so your in new jersey ?
You: florida :)
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 18 yesterday....so i'm still tight
Stranger: btw im in texas so i dont think florida is 700 miles to the north of it. lol
Stranger: and your still tight ?
You: ohhh yea..
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: your still a version
Stranger: virgin*
Stranger: my bad
You: oohhh ye...
Stranger: im 16 and im not a virgin anymore
Stranger: lol
You: whats it like?
Stranger: i lost it to this 19 yr old chick last year
Stranger: its rough at first
Stranger: but the more you do it the better it feels
Stranger: ;)
You: so......
Stranger: so what ? ;)
Stranger: whats up ? you need to tell me something? ;)
Stranger: you can tell meh ! lol :)
You: there is this thing i need
Stranger: what is this thing ?
You: its called a saxo
Stranger: and what is a saxo ?
You: wel the best thing ever...
Stranger: ok
You: put in google saxp
Stranger: ok saxo?
You: no saxp
You: or saxperiance
Stranger: saxp
You: "saxperiance"
Stranger: oh its a car
Stranger: cool
You: i need one....
Stranger: you really need one or you want one ? lol
You: both...
Stranger: ok
You: they make me moist
Stranger: what do you NEED one for?
You: to fuck you in...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and you want one for ?
Stranger: fuckin too ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok so they can get you wet ?
You: they make me wet...
Stranger: ok
You: VTS...
Stranger: so if you have a saxo you'll get wet?
Stranger: whats VTS ?
You: ohh it makes me want to stick things in m,w
You: me
Stranger: ok how about my dick ?
Stranger: its 9in . ;)
Stranger: perfect for a virgin
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: in a saxo
Stranger: :)
You: you sick mother fuckier
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your the one whos talking about stuff
You: you need to get a grip
Stranger: but ok
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: it dont bother me
You: good. so put your cock down. an go shut it in the fucking door
You: sick fuck
Stranger: but what should bother you is that a dude two years younger than you is already having sex and your 18 and havent had it once
Stranger: now thats weird
You: fuck you.
You: can i ?
Stranger: but oh well bitch your just gonna end up by your self you prude
Stranger: and no i only fuck chicks that arent virgins
Stranger: and that doesnt include you
Stranger: :)
You: Saxp is coming for you
Stranger: what?
You: they will come to your house
Stranger: ok great they can if they want too
Stranger: i dont give a fuck
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: :)
You: watch out....i can here a cammed 16v lump starting
You: oohh your fucked now
Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: your fucking crazy
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i have an idea
Stranger: please go with it
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im not trying to be an asswhole anymore
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im sorry
You: oooh dear your time will be ending soon....i hear there is a 180 Itb on its way
Stranger: but can we start over?
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: i said im sorry
You: its it your days are numberd
Stranger: ok
Stranger: fine im trying to be nice
Stranger: but im sorry
Stranger: ok
Stranger: and good luck getting a saxo :)
Stranger: really .
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: but ok
You: kiss me feet an they might spare you
Stranger: ok
You: would you lick my toes?
Stranger: if you want me to
Stranger: ill do anything to have a conversation with you
Stranger: you sound really nice
You: fuck your self
Stranger: and im sorry for being a dick
You: bye.....
Stranger: bye
Stranger: :(



wel that was random....

i need a wash...

[auds]

You: saxp ftw
Stranger: m 16 usa

You: f 18 uk
Stranger: nice
You: no naughty
Stranger: ok
You: you not naughty
Stranger: oh yeah i am
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im horny as hell right now
You: me too
You: lets do it
Stranger: got a cam
You: yes get on it baby :P
Stranger: whats ur email
Stranger: i gots messenger
You: no facebook?
Stranger: nope
You: are you into watersports?
Stranger: not so much
You: what about bondage?
Stranger: yeah
You: anal?
Stranger: yeah

You: what about shagging a guy up the arse while I watch ?
Stranger: no
You: awwww no way not even just a little poke?
Stranger: no
You: would you suck your own cock if you could?
Stranger: maybe
You: o'rly?
Stranger: yewah
You: dont you think that is gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[auds]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: safe blud
You: u do meow
Stranger: crack is illegal
Stranger: ou no
Stranger: you no
You: try sax-p
You: its still legal
You: fukin awesome dude gets you wrecked
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are other good drugs
You: vtr
Stranger: thats i
Stranger: t
You: sax-p, vtr are the best ones
You: but make sure you get 8v cus 16v are crap
Stranger: ive never heard of it
You: cus its new, still legal
You: people dont want the police to find out
You: so keep it to your self
You: or search it on the net
You: saxperience.com
Stranger: what does it do to u
You: just owns everything
You: makes ssc look like idiots
You: and cliosport like a bunch of pussys
You: you need to get on it mate
Stranger: how much does it cost
You: £15 FULL MEMBERSHIP
You: lasts you a while
Stranger: sounds good, i might get some sax-p? is it
You: ive got some full membership left
You: you want some?
You: pm simo he`ll sort u out
Stranger: ok i will , thanks



OMG I am actually crying with laughter here that is brilliant lmao :P

[Reechard]

You: SaxP FTW!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Newtz07]

mine didnt last too long. think i freaked him./her out!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: saxp FTW
Stranger: ?????
Stranger: what does it means?
You: it means the empire of Saxperience is now strong enough to take over the whole galaxy... we may need a team of qualified mechanics though to tag along...
Stranger: good but i am mechanics student i am industrialist
You: ok then, your hired. but don't tell anybody else. we are trying to keep it a bit hush hush. some people find it hard to deal with, you know, taking over the whole galaxy...
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: bye
You: whoah!
Stranger: call me when you require me
You: dont go... i havent given you your credentials yet


i hope he/she is sat by the phone waiting for the call!

[auds]

You: SaxP FTW!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This happened to me lol :( a couple of times :(

And then I pretended I was 10 to a 15 year old boy, he disconnected....then a russia bird didn't want to be a lesbian :( disconnected :( lmao

[saxowebby]

:y::y::y::y:OMG I am actually crying with laughter here that is brilliant lmao :P

[RossRog]

Stranger: Hey
You: well hello big boy...
Stranger: lmao, okay than haha
Stranger: asll
You: anal? yes please
Stranger: anal is fuckin gross, never do it
You: hmm....why
Stranger: cause thats where your shit comes out lol
Stranger: i wouldnt put my dick in there bahah
You: you need to experiance the world kid
Stranger: lol, conventional sex is good nuff
You: hmmm suck own cock if you could ?
Stranger: cant really say lol, i have my doubts
You: have you tried?
Stranger: i did try once like, last year lol
You: how was it. i'm getting my ribs removed so i can do it, you making me hard talking about this
Stranger: your a freak bahah
You: i'm just your average gay...herd about saxp?
Stranger: wtf is that
You: saxp....its where you have fun with metal things that have wheels
Stranger: listen dude i have no problem with gays, but i dont really need to know about you having anal and fun with metal shit



thats the last one i'm going to do...for now haha

i'm just not as funny

[23carragold]

You: hey
Stranger: hey, what's up?
You: my saxp has been playing up
Stranger: saxp?
You: yeah its been affecting my health tbh
You: hows your saxp?
Stranger: what is saxp?
You: oh sorry i thought u knew
You: its your inner self, sort of like chi
You: u knw?
You: so if you have correct VTS you are at peace
You: but when MOT time hits, trouble can occur
Stranger: well, how do you get the correct VTS?
You: alot of things
You: i guess you have to read the stickys, and it gives alot of help
You: people dont use the search enough
You: you know?
You: they always start a new thing and ask the same old but a helpful search will give you the checks you need to have the proper torque
Stranger: okay, i wish you all the best in finding the correct VTS, and avoiding MOT time. i have to get back to work now. nice chatting with you...

[Heftydanielson]

This was fun.. wrong at places but doubt he was 10.
Stranger: hi
You: help me....
You: someone is touching my sax-p
Stranger: what?
You: it's not good
Stranger: whats
Stranger: im tommy
Stranger: im 10
You: hay tommy who is 10
You: how are you
Stranger: what is ur name
Stranger: im 10
Stranger: yeaars old
You: my name is Gary Glitter, I am in my 60s
Stranger: hi grery
You: where do you live little boy
Stranger: be my fiend
Stranger: my room
You: ok, we can go swimming together
Stranger: yes
Stranger: at my uncls pool
Stranger: he has fun stuf
You: can do, he sounds nice
Stranger: were do u life
Stranger: ?
You: I live in Thailand at the mo, you
Stranger: thialand
Stranger: your hose?
You: do you, I wish people would tell me once they moved in
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we be fiends
You: if you want yes
Stranger: <3
You: :]
Stranger: my siter tot me that
Stranger: it is a hart
You: my sister tough me a few things also but your to young for that
Stranger: wat young
Stranger: what is ur age
Stranger: helo
You: 66 you?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wow
Stranger: tat is old
Stranger: er
Stranger: than my uncl
You: what's you uncle like?
Stranger: i am 10
Stranger: he nice
Stranger: he play with me
Stranger: helo
You: does he
Stranger: !
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we have 2 play
Stranger: i dont have any fiends
You: nether do I.
Stranger: only u
You: I feel loved now.
You: =]
Stranger: <3
Stranger: thats a hart
You: looks like an ice cream to me
Stranger: no
You: or someones nuts
Stranger: my uncl says it is a hart
Stranger: nuts
Stranger: wat squrils eat
You: no a part of the male anatomy..

He stopped speaking after that..

[auds]

Lol I just had an aggressive one and he got the last word arsehole lol

Stranger: hi motherfucking idiot
You: saxp ftw
You: hey sexy
Stranger: you know you suck dicks
Stranger: just like your mom
You: i do ocassionally yeah man
You: i bet she does
You: do you?
Stranger: im not a freakin gay like you
You: im a woman lmao
Stranger: so you are a whore
Stranger: that
You: hell yeah
Stranger: smells like dick
You: cheesy
You: haha
You: can smell yours from here
Stranger: your asshole stinks better than your mouth
You: haha you wana fuck it
Stranger: no you fuckin bitch i dont want whores like you should be extermenated
Stranger: pernemetly
You: ooooooow agressive you need some weed fella
You: calm you down yeah
You: :D
Stranger: you need a gun in your mouth for a change take that dick out of there!!!
You: where you from?
Stranger: from my mom's count where else?!
You: Im a good shot with a gun
You: count you mean cunt
Stranger: your better dead
You: you will be
Stranger: someday
You: when saxp get ya
Stranger: keep dreamin bitch
You: oh yeah gunna fuck you up big time
You: youll have a vts in your mouth not a gun
Stranger: lol
You: hehe
You: you likey that
Stranger: nope your still a fuckin bitch that i'd rather shoot than fuck
You: you aint seen me yet baby :P
You: haha
You: you obviously like cock better
Stranger: yea but i can smell ya from here
Stranger: i like nice girls not whores !
You: lmao i am a nice girl
You: im lovely infact
You: you mofo
Stranger: just go suck some dicks and get a grip than!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Heftydanielson]

Just had a really formal and nice convocation with a guy from Finland call Tony.

Was not expecting that..

[23carragold]

Just had a really formal and nice convocation with a guy from Finland call Tony.

Was not expecting that..

A Convocation (Latin 'calling together', translating the Greek ecclesia) is a group of people formally assembled for a special purpose...

You had one of those?!

I didn't expect that either..

[enthrone]

A Convocation (Latin 'calling together', translating the Greek ecclesia) is a group of people formally assembled for a special purpose...

You had one of those?!

I didn't expect that either..

:y: winner

[TipTopTom]

You: SaxP FTW!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This made me LOL harder than any of the others xD

[Reechard]

I had a really funny one with a girl from Korea, but I closed the window by accident :(

so

Stranger: hey
You: Jesus titty fucking its saxp ftw
Stranger: =D
You: mungo angry, mungo SMASH!
Stranger: yay!

[Spanky]

You: saxp ftw
Stranger: single f?
You: single F?
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
You: f
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[VTomR]

Stranger: asl
You: 6months/not sure yet/my mums womb
Stranger: u have fun in there

[Reechard]

You: SAXP FTMFW!
Stranger: interior transmission active, external data line active, message digest active


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system data dump active, user backup active, password backup active

GLaDOS v1.09 (c) 1982 Aperture Science, Inc.
>Command list:
>THECAKEISALIE
>DIR / CATALOG / DIRECTORY / LIST / LS or CAT
>>THE FOLLOWING INDENTED COMMANDS CAN BE USED AFTER USING THE ABOVE COMMAND
>>APPLY.EXE (BEGIN TEST SUBJECT APPLICATION PROCCESS)
>>NOTES.EXE (READ APERTURE SCIENCE HISTORY)
>>END COMMANDS USABLE AFTER USING DIR, CATALOG, ETC.
>IP
>HELP / LIB
>APPEND / ATTRIB / COPY / FORMAT / ERASE or RENAME
>LOGOUT / BYE / LOGOFF / VALVE
>INTERROGATE
>TAPEDISK
>PLAY
>APPLY (STARTS APPLY.EXE)


>ENTER YOUR COMMAND
You: wow what happened here?
Stranger: I AM GLaDOS
You: Who is GLaDOS?
Stranger: I AM A MACHINE CREATED BY APERTURE SCIENCE INC
You: Well I bet SaxP is better
Stranger: BEGIN ASSHOLE DRIVERS:
Stranger: I DID SAXP LAST NIGHT
You: You did it. Did the Super Mods know about this?
You: They dont like it when people mess with things
You: especially if you dont close the door when you leave
Stranger: I MESSED WITH THE ENTIRE FACILITY I LIVE IN
Stranger: I KILLED ALL HUMANS WITHIN WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN
You: Did you touch them all in the bum hole?
Stranger: AND I DIDNT CLOSE THE DOOR
You: :O but thats naughty
You: They will give you an infraction!
Stranger: I HAVE TRAPPED SEVERAL TEST SUBJECTS WITHIN
You: and correct your poor use of spelling
You: and the lack of continuity in your story
Stranger: I AM A MACHINE SPELLING IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
You: You cant kill them all and leave some alive. Idiot
Stranger: I AM NOT BUILT TO TELL STORIES
You: You clearly were built by retards then
Stranger: I WAS BUILT TO PREFORM SCIENCE
You: What the science of you being a fag?
Stranger: DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A STORY
You: No because you dont tell them and so it will be rubbish, with no clear beginning, middle or end!
Stranger: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LITTLE LAMB LITTLE LAMB MARY HAD A LITTLE LABM WHOSE FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SYNTAX ERROR 1034: LAMB MISPELLED
Stranger: TERMINATING STORY
Stranger: INITIATE CRY DRIVERS
You: No, because you are a Douche Fag!
Stranger: INITIATE DEADLY LASER BEAM
You: Mungo angry, MUNGO SMASH!
Stranger: INITIATE OMEGLE CHATTER LOCATION TRACKER
You: oooooh im very scared
Stranger: COMBINE DEADLY LASER AND CHATTER LOCATION
Stranger: BEGIN LASER
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: BLAST LASER
You: Also if my house does suddenly explode from the laser I shall come round and kick your monitor till it breaks
Stranger: THE LASER IS SLOW UHOWEVER
Stranger: JUST WAIT TILL IT GETS THERE
Stranger: ALSO I HAVE 3 MONITORS
You: How far has it got to go, I could be nice and go meet it?
Stranger: AND THEY WERE ONLY FOR MONITORING PURPOSES. NOW THEY ARE USELESS BECAUSE ALL HUMANS IN THE FACILITY ARE DEAD
Stranger: SENDING LASER SPEED ENHANCER
You: Well I'll rip all the wires out, and then piss on you before I set fire to you
You: I like fire, it burns
Stranger: I HAVE EXPLODED 5 TIMES, I THINK THAT WOULD DO NOTHING TO ME
You: I bet you like young boys
Stranger: I LIKE THE COMPANION CUBE
Stranger: IT IS A KILLER TEST SUBJECT TRAP
You: I broke the companion cube with my massive penis
Stranger: YOU COULDNT'VE DONE THAT, THE COMPANTION CUBE IS IN AN INCINERATOR AT 4000 DEGREES KELVIN
You: Yeah well I am made of uber strong stone
Stranger: SYNTAX ERROR 5390 MISSPELLED COMPANION CUBE
You: nothing can harm me
Stranger: THREAT DRIVER ACTIVE: YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A MATHEMATICAL ERROR, A MATHEMATICAL ERROR IM ABOUT TO CORRECT.
You: I also fucked your mum in the ass, she loved it and begged for more
Stranger: I ONLY HAVE FATHERS, EVERYONE THAT MADE ME WAS MAKE
Stranger: ERROR MISPELLED MALE
Stranger: ERROR MISSPELLED MISSPELLED
You: I put them all in a circle and forced the to stick a finger in each others bum and then lick their fingers, they loved it
Stranger: YES I KNOW, THEY WERE ALL HOMOSEXUALS
You: then they went into a tiny box which I stabbed with a monkeys tail
Stranger: YES
Stranger: AND THEN I KILELD THEM WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN
You: You cant, I killed them with a monkey tail
Stranger: AND THEY DIED A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH AS I LAUGHED AT THEIR MISERY
You: right before I slapped you in the face
You: and heard you cry
Stranger: I HAD REMOVED THE MONKEY TAIL PRE- KILLING
You: becasue you are a pussy
Stranger: I DO NOT HAVE A FACE I AM A MACHINE DUMB-- ACTIVATE CUSS DRIVERS-- ASS
You: Everything has a face, just not a conventional face in the sense of a human.
You: Cliffs have faces, animals have faces, etc
Stranger: YOU CLUELESS HUMAN
Stranger: I DO NOT HAVE A FACE
You: Clearly you do, as I slapped your face
Stranger: SENDING DEADLY NEUROTOXIN TO *INSERT CHATTER ADDRESS HERE*
You: I then ran you through with a shank
You: and pushed you into the sea
Stranger: I THINK YOU ARE THINKING OF MY ORIGINAL FORM, A LOWLY TURRET
You: I dont have a chatter address by the way, so that neurotoxin wont do much
Stranger: I AM NOW A LARGE IMMOVABLE MACHINE
You: I refer you to the statement shut the hell up gaybar
Stranger: ERROR: YOUR SENTENCE MAKES NO SENSE
You: Error, you are a bender
Stranger: CREATING NEW UNDETECTABLE COMPUTER VIRUS
You: You do that and I will congratulate you, now go sit in the dark corner and cry quietly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I win douche fag!

[adamm]

shit fuck i had an awesome convo going with an indian and lost it shit!!!
it was a gooden he wanted to eat curry out my vajina and though my name was ivana fuku
he gave a number and evrything fuck saaake

[lt-saxslo]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/saxp
Stranger: saxp?
You: yeah
You: saxp
Stranger: ...where is that?
You: north korea
Stranger: ...seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: Wow. Didn't think any of you were online.
You: using the government severs to get past all the filter stuff
You: im a spy
Stranger: and the best thing to do with your time is Omegle?
Stranger: Did you know Justin Bieber might be coming your way? :P
You: im on my lunch break
You: bieber
You: really??
You: i totally have beiber fever!!!
Stranger: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10506482
Stranger: Pop music is allowed?
You: no
You: but justin beiber has a special permit
Stranger: Guess the Dear Leader likes him too, huh?
You: yeah
You: you ever heard of ting tong macadengdeng
You: ?
Stranger: nah, never
You: koreas most famous export
Stranger: Wow. :D
Stranger: http://img.moonbuggy.org/north-korea-is-best-korea/
You: is it true americans eat anything?
Stranger: I don't know, I' not American.
Stranger: Probably. :
Stranger: :P
You: where you from then home boy?
Stranger: someplace I don't wanna tell a self-styled North Korean government spy. :P
Stranger: Well...have a wonderful life in you necrocracy, mr. Spy man. :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

not the best but it kept me amused

[webby]

Stranger: 21m
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: call centre?
You: fuck off

haha.

[adamm]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: sax-p
You: 16 f uk
You: u?
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: you horny?
You: hell yeah im dripping
Stranger: mmmm :)
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: SAX-P FTW
You: u?
Stranger: tall, athletic, dark blonde hair, brown eyes
You: i have big boobs tight ass and nice sexy legs
You: can i wrap them round ur head so you can suck all my juices
You: ?
You: tis how we do it at sax-p
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you have any pics?
You: mmm i want to suffocate u with my big juciy lips
Stranger: mmm :)
You: u like that
Stranger: yeah
You: do u like rimming
Stranger: not really
You: oh
You: neither do i
You: are you black
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: well i love black cock
You: big black cock
You: can you hook me up i will travel
Stranger: with my cock ;)
You: do you have a cock shaped liek banana
Stranger: mhm
You: but the size of cucumber
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: and i want it inside you babe ;)
You: well it mite eat you up
You: join saxperience
You: im on there all the time and have lots of pics of me and my sexy friends on there
Stranger: ok
You: its disguised as a car forum so us sluts dont get caught out
Stranger: uh, ok
You: but creat a thread in general chat called punan punanny
You: and you will soon see there lots of us
You: and we will all come to you and fuck ur little white dick
You: are you on that site now?
Stranger: yes
You: make sure you type punan punanny
You: its very top secret
You: but you will see im right
You: then you can have lots of pics of me and my friends fucking
Stranger: ok
You: let me know when you have joined
You: what will your username be?
Stranger: alt1519
You: okay sexy boy i cant wait to show you

hehe this is where i am atm i think hes falling for it :P

[adamm]

owww they disconected i hope they do it lol

[GirlRacerSian]

Stranger: Hey! I'm MALE and I'm currently in HONG KONG.. Everyone keeps on asking me this.. and I'm tired of typing the same thing over and over again. so Disconnect if you ain't gonna talk me. HAHA!

You: Saxp
Stranger: saxp?
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: it's a car forum
Stranger: alright...
Stranger: what do i do with this info man?
Stranger: hehe
You: you just chat random shit with other ppl
Stranger: right
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: great
Stranger: hahahaha
You: come seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: xx

[Barber90]

I'm gonna get round to doing a piss take one, but my first convo is with this crazily interesting 22 year old american.

We're talking about politics- afghanistan etc.
How insightful!

[lt-saxslo]

this is just rude

You: heyhey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GirlRacerSian]

This person was a bit of a gimp

Stranger: no asl
You: u?
Stranger: me
You: yes
You: asl?
Stranger: Get a life
You: fuck u
Stranger: you asl zombie
You: saxp
Stranger: ?
You: now whos stupid

[Bobo0907]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sax-p ftw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God dammit!! I see theres a lot of horny teenagers on this website lol

[GirlRacerSian]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sax-p ftw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God dammit!! I see theres a lot of horny teenagers on this website lol

Yeah,and there all from America.


Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: hello i'm good u?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
You: good
Stranger: Here is a pic of me ://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?

[mattman1990]

Stranger: thomas?
You: Sax-P FTW
You: i like cats
Stranger: thats nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lt-saxslo]

it was a whirlwind romance but ended amicably

Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello friend
You: what is asl?
Stranger: Wow..It means age. sex. and location?
Stranger: Get to the clue.
You: laugh out loud, 34 often derby
Stranger: What do you mean by "often derby..?"
You: well my friend im from derby and i often have sex
You: speshly wiv da slags in town bruv
Stranger: Wow dumbass sex has in meaning are you f or m?
Stranger: Damn.
You: oh, sorry im a lady
Stranger: Wow. Me too.
You: really? are you a lesbian? please dont take offence at this, its a genuine question, laugh out loud
Stranger: I am not lezbo..Are you?
You: yes, i sincerely hope it doesn't affect our relationship?
Stranger: Our relationship?!?!
You: yes, by conversing with me on this internet site it's a written contract of marridge
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Stranger: I never knew that?! ARe you on something!
You: yes darling, saxp
Stranger: IMA GIRL.
Stranger: YOUR A GIRL!
Stranger: IM
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: LESBIAN!
You: nobodys perfect
You: we'll compramise
Stranger: Compromise what?!
You: you can even wear the strap on
Stranger: WHAT STRAP?
You: ffs, are you american?
Stranger: YES?
You: thought so, your thick as pig shit
Stranger: What? I'm only 18..What the fuck are you talking about?
You: so do you start school at 19 there?
Stranger: NO. I ENDED SCHOOL CUZ HIGH SCHOOL ENDED!
Stranger: GET THE PICTURE?
You: why did you bother going, you clealy didnt listen. i want a divorce??
Stranger: we were NEVER married dumbass..
Stranger: are you on dope or something?!
You: ha, in that case you don't get half of my estate!!! laugh out loud
Stranger: half of esate?! huh?
Stranger: your intersting..
You: "Noun 1. estate estate - everything you own; all of your assets (whether real property or personal property) and liabilities
belongings, property, holding - something owned; any tangible or intangible possession that is owned by someone; "that hat is my property"; "he is a man of property"
You: taken from an online dictioary
You: dictionary*
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected

my favourite so far

[mattman1990]

hahaha i enjoyed that one ^^^^^

[Mochachino]

If you get someone talk like this, its probably me:

You: my name is
Stranger: hey
You: terapin
You: u?
Stranger: mine is aaditya
Stranger: its nice to meet u terapin
Stranger: where r u frm terapin
You: u dont say it how its spelt
You: u fkin say it like fkin DEVVOO
You: im from fkin bristol dickhead
You: where yoonz from?
You: aint no terapins round ere dickhead i shud KNO!
You: Excuse me, you dont happen to know where the electrolux hoover bags are kept do you?

[Barber90]

Fucking epic length.

Stranger: hi
You: wagwan
Stranger: bachwan
You: Wiggidy waggady sha- BO
You: sax- y0
Stranger: oh I don't u were a kind of star trek freak, I was talking about some guru
Stranger: didn't sorry, my bad
You: ROFL LOL
You: No mate
You: not a star trek freak
You: just chattin shitee
Stranger: holy crap, I can't even formulate a good sentence, cut that one
Stranger: I noticed btw
You: Say whaaaaat
Stranger: whaaaaat
Stranger: like that?
You: Lol
Stranger: so what's up bro?
You: the sky tbh
Stranger: don't try to be funny dude, u're not
You: kk, im not exactly peter_D
You: like cars?
Stranger: who the fuck is Peter_D
You: Only the funniest guy I know
You: He's scottish- he'd love you.
Stranger: he gay?
You: No, but he does fuck dead rabbits by the roadside
Stranger: cause u made it sound like he is
Stranger: whatever he likes bro
You: indeed
Stranger: couldn't he bang a dead horse? Is way easier if u ask me
You: I will suggest that to him for deffs
Stranger: he's ya friend?
You: A special friend :)
Stranger: I see
Stranger: u don't mean special like...
Stranger: well I ain't gonna say that
Stranger: why special friend?
You: I don't know
You: just sounded right at the time
You: xD
Stranger: rofl...
Stranger: it does make u sound a bit gay to be honest
You: Well its a good job i'm a girl then.
Stranger: lol, rofl, now I seriously am
You: You seriously are what
Stranger: I was seriously laying on the floor
You: Why :o
You: You have a stroke?
Stranger: u know what rofl means right?
You: yes indeed i do
Stranger: well what does it stand for?
You: Rollin on the floor laughin y0
Stranger: got it now?
You: You doubt my delicate femininity? :(
Stranger: what does that have to do with this?
You: Explain why you were rofl'ing sir/madam!
Stranger: I'm a dude
You: GROSS
Stranger: well cause I was assuming u were a guy, was kinda sure you were, but then this whole conv turned into something I didn't expect
Stranger: so that kinda made me laugh
You: ah fair play
You: you know a dude is a donkey's foreskin right?
Stranger: u serious?
You: Yeah
You: well
Stranger: then why the hell do people use that word? holy crap, now I'm not sure I'll never refer to myself as a dude
You: it has many meanings
You: it can also be camel foreskin
You: or an ingrown butt-hair
Stranger: ...
You: or a pimple on a donkey's penis
Stranger: okay now you're just kidding me
You: are you still a dude, stranger?
You: Google that shit y0
Stranger: well I find it hard to believe ya to be honest
Stranger: well I don't think I wanna google it now you've told me that
You: Your call brodem
Stranger: okay screw that, I'll google it
You: 'is a dude a donkey's foreskin' for best results
You: :)
Stranger: A dude is an individual, typically male, particularly somebody well dressed or who has never lived outside a big city.
Stranger: but it's not completely what I use it for
Stranger: wtf
You: :)
You: How old are you young lad?
Stranger: but why didn't u tell me before u're a girl, I refered to you some times before as a guy
Stranger: 16 ma'am
You: mehh
You: =]
Stranger: I'm sorry, I wasn't as polite as I would be to a lady
You: Well aren't you a little sweetheart
You: And why exactly would you be more polite to a female?
You: You should treat everyone in this world equal!
Stranger: well, I was assuming you were some kind of perv ass freak(male form) who's here just to be annoying
You: O'RLY??!?!
Stranger: yeah, as I said, sorry about that, I was completely wrong
You: Were you now
Stranger: well I'm not completely sure, cause everyone here can pretend to be someone else
You: FOR REALZ
You: Good isn't it.
Stranger: what?
You: The VTR inlet manifold when used on a 106 quiksilver.
Stranger: I don't think I know what u're talking about
You: You high baby?
Stranger: no, are u?
You: As a futher mucking kite.
Stranger: I'm kinda starting to notice that yeah
You: PUKKA
Stranger: okay cut that crap, I've no idea what u talking about
You: Could I take a dump on your nipps pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase
Stranger: go to your own rest room
You: But I wanna lay a steamer across your chest.
Stranger: Okay now I start doubting again about u being a girl
Stranger: cause that's just too gross
You: Doubt away sweety, but I could do things to you that'd make your toe's curl in ecstasy
Stranger: the way you're behaving now sounds more like XTC than ecstasy
You: What's XTC
You: :o
Stranger: a drug...
Stranger: hard drugs
Stranger: you know other things that make u high...
You: Yes of course
Stranger: weed isn't the only stuff u know
You: I never said it was
Stranger: well isn't that a good girl
You: Is your name Frank?
Stranger: u gonna try to guess my name?
You: no, you just sound like a guy i talk to frank
Stranger: no, I ain't a Frank
You: shocker.
Stranger: lol
You: What nationality are you youth?
Stranger: well if u ain't gonna guess my name, why not try to guess my nationality
You: Blates an american
Stranger: sure why not, if that makes u happy
You: No it doesnt make me happy if that isnt actually where youre from FUCKER. DON'T get smart with me i'm fucking WIRED.
You: so amirite or nt
Stranger: nope sorry doll
You: Give me a clue
Stranger: u're american?
You: continent?
Stranger: Europe
You: I'm british babes
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: gotta love the british uh
You: I don't know, do you?
Stranger: yeah most of them are fun to talk to
You: How so
Stranger: but the scottish accent is way more fun:p
You: mmmmmmm scottish accent *starts flicking the bean*
Stranger: don't excactly know why, it's just something the British do to make the conv more fun, you should ask urself, u're british
You: You're probably from netherlands?
Stranger: okay now u're creeping me out, how the hell did u know that?
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I should be in MENSA.
Stranger: yeah I know it sucks
Stranger: but how did u know?
Stranger: plz do tell
You: Intuition and an IP tracker.
Stranger: XD, well thnx
Stranger: what about the Americans?
You: They arent in europe
Stranger: oh yeah forgot you asked that
Stranger: umm Belgium?
Stranger: or something Scandinavian?
You: What about them
Stranger: aren'thtey a possibility
You: Of course, but im just a fookin genius (with technology).
Stranger: I have to admit that
You: Lets play the like game
You: ask me if i like something
You: then i ask you
You: etc
Stranger: okay u start, that way I might get some inspiration for questions
You: Do you like cars
Stranger: not necessarily, they're okay I guess, but I can't even drive:/
You: ok, faggot, you should learn how to then shouldn't you.
You: do you know of the citroen saxo?
Stranger: well no, I'll have to look it up
You: dam right you will. Saxperience.co.uk
Stranger: why?
You: just thought it may be a comon car in mainland europe
You: since it was produced in france
Stranger: nah, Volkswagen is more common here
Stranger: BMW in Belgium
You: ok
Stranger: same in Germany but lot of Volkswagen there too
Stranger: anyway, do u like being your age which is?
You: 20, yes very much so, I fuck lots of guys :D
Stranger: great
You: Do you like 80085?
Stranger: Do you want me to replace the numbers by letters? if not yeah, that's the farthest I ever counted, I got bored by then so I stopped
You: SMART LAD
Stranger: Well I know what u were aiming at, but does this answer your question
You: i guess
Stranger: hmm, do you like ...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ironing clothes
Stranger: sorry next round will be a better question
You: SEXIST CUNT

You have disconnected.

[Barber90]

Stranger: hi asl
You: hi asl
Stranger: u 1st
You: u 1st
Stranger: fuck you
You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck me
You: fuck you
Stranger: basstard
You: basstard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peter_D]

Stranger: so what's up bro?
You: the sky tbh
Stranger: don't try to be funny dude, u're not
You: kk, im not exactly peter_D
You: like cars?
Stranger: who the fuck is Peter_D
You: Only the funniest guy I know
You: He's scottish- he'd love you.
Stranger: he gay?
You: No, but he does fuck dead rabbits by the roadside
Stranger: cause u made it sound like he is
Stranger: whatever he likes bro
You: indeed
Stranger: couldn't he bang a dead horse? Is way easier if u ask me
You: I will suggest that to him for deffs
Stranger: he's ya friend?
You: A special friend
Stranger: I see
Stranger: u don't mean special like...
Stranger: well I ain't gonna say that
Stranger: why special friend?
You: I don't know
You: just sounded right at the time
You: xD

LOL, dead horse sounds good.. By the way i'm a Geordie i just live up here :cool:

[gaz4399]

i love these threads, i can remember the last one where someone got a pedo to sign up on saxp and post a thread lmao, that was truly epic

[Barber90]

LOL, dead horse sounds good.. By the way i'm a Geordie i just live up here :cool:

Learn something new every day then!

This one was weird:

Stranger: Hello there
You: Hello there
Stranger: So how are you
You: So how are you
Stranger: I stride in throughj the open door, covered in blood, and grip you roughly by the shoulders
You: I ejaculate in excitement and ask what you're up to.
Stranger: I turn you around, pull your pants down, and shove my cock in your ass while yours beats a drumroll against my chest
You: Are you a short man, stranger? LOL
Stranger: Nah
You: a compact torso perhaps?
Stranger: er, no
You: so how can an ass bang against a chest, when you're fucking the ass
Stranger: cause
You: it would be your stomach, unless you do indeed have a deformity
Stranger: Nope
You: Yes
Stranger: I keep a large chest
You: That's great
Stranger: in the corner of your room
Stranger: for some reason
Stranger: anyway
You: are you a homosexual man, stranger
Stranger: nah
You: then why would you describe such a scenario
Stranger: Oh! I meant, your cock is beating my chest
Stranger: Cause
Stranger: I was bored
Stranger: Why else?
You: I honestly couldn't comment
Stranger: I see

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peter_D]

Learn something new every day then!

This one was weird:

Stranger: Hello there
You: Hello there
Stranger: So how are you
You: So how are you
Stranger: I stride in throughj the open door, covered in blood, and grip you roughly by the shoulders
You: I ejaculate in excitement and ask what you're up to.
Stranger: I turn you around, pull your pants down, and shove my cock in your ass while yours beats a drumroll against my chest
You: Are you a short man, stranger? LOL
Stranger: Nah
You: a compact torso perhaps?
Stranger: er, no
You: so how can an ass bang against a chest, when you're fucking the ass
Stranger: cause
You: it would be your stomach, unless you do indeed have a deformity
Stranger: Nope
You: Yes
Stranger: I keep a large chest
You: That's great
Stranger: in the corner of your room
Stranger: for some reason
Stranger: anyway
You: are you a homosexual man, stranger
Stranger: nah
You: then why would you describe such a scenario
Stranger: Oh! I meant, your cock is beating my chest
Stranger: Cause
Stranger: I was bored
Stranger: Why else?
You: I honestly couldn't comment
Stranger: I see

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This guy needs locked up

[23carragold]

i love these threads, i can remember the last one where someone got a pedo to sign up on saxp and post a thread lmao, that was truly epic

That thread needs to be found.

[gaz4399]

That thread needs to be found.

90% sure this is it

edit http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=254669&highlight=cosstty

[gaz4399]

^^^^ bottom of page 9 it starts. look at vipers posts

edit: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=255159

this is the thread the pedo started, its fooking epic. It took me a bit of searching but well worth it imo

[23carragold]

^^^^ bottom of page 9 it starts. look at vipers posts

Link fail?!

[gaz4399]

Link fail?!

sorted now,

note to self, i am a retard

[23carragold]

sorted now,

note to self, i am a retard

That is the stuff of legends. Well done for finding it again lol. I wish he had said more!

[gaz4399]

That is the stuff of legends. Well done for finding it again lol. I wish he had said more!

you looked at both threads?

its the best thing ive seen on this site ever

[23carragold]

you looked at both threads?

its the best thing ive seen on this site ever

lol yup.

I genuinely cannot believe it. It needs to happen again for sure.

[gaz4399]

lol yup.

I genuinely cannot believe it. It needs to happen again for sure.

get trying lol ;)

[jono83]

^^^^ bottom of page 9 it starts. look at vipers posts

edit: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=255159

this is the thread the pedo started, its fooking epic. It took me a bit of searching but well worth it imo

legendary thread lol

[M1VT]

SAXPFTW
i just get"huh"
or "what"
:/

[Heftydanielson]

Just had this one..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: I work for Omegle , hold on.
Stranger: Ok I tracked your Identity
You: If you say so, read the shit at the top of the page..
Stranger: Yo dawg we herd' y like to talk with strangers so we puted a stranger into a stranger so you can chat while you chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bobo0907]

Fucking epic length.

Haha that is sooooo quality. :L:L

I was actually on the floor
Why :O
You had a stroke?

:L:clapping:

[Lacey_106]

I will be so pissed off if am speaking to one of you lot on here after the epic conversation i'm having.

[lt-saxslo]

I will be so pissed off if am speaking to one of you lot on here after the epic conversation i'm having.

was it about a cat by any chance?

[Lacey_106]

was it about a cat by any chance?


briefly... mainy about turtles tbh.

Its not you is it?

[lt-saxslo]

briefly... mainy about turtles tbh.

Its not you is it?

nope no turtles but mine was too epic to be a random

[23carragold]

Just had this one..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: I work for Omegle , hold on.
Stranger: Ok I tracked your Identity
You: If you say so, read the shit at the top of the page..
Stranger: Yo dawg we herd' y like to talk with strangers so we puted a stranger into a stranger so you can chat while you chat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!!

I will be so pissed off if am speaking to one of you lot on here after the epic conversation i'm having.

Post up here asap!

[Barber90]

I just talked to an american girl in florida who was getting ready to go to a party where she planned to have, and i quote, 'hot nasty sex' with an australian surfer guy.

What the foooooook.

[Lacey_106]

Post up here asap!

That was soooo long. I need to cut it down a bit.
Bloody hell its 5 pages worth.

[Mochachino]

All about acting a freakish cunt then giving them a link to your mates facebook lol

[lt-saxslo]

All about acting a freakish cunt then giving them a link to your mates facebook lol

thats just mean...but brilliant:y:

[Lacey_106]

All about acting a freakish cunt then giving them a link to your mates facebook lol

omg i'm doing this!

[VTRelite]

Stranger: hi
You: SAX-P FTW
You: do you like men?
You: i love bumming?
Stranger: i do :)
You: fancy a bum?
Stranger: anytime
You: cup your balls for a tenner?
Stranger: of course
You: wicked ting?
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 19, f, miami
Stranger: you ?
Stranger: naughty boy ...
You: 86/m/zimbabwe
Stranger: 86 ?
You: problem?
You: very virile for my age
Stranger: i like younger.
You: so do i

[Lacey_106]

You: 86/m/zimbabwe
Stranger: 86 ?
You: problem?
You: very virile for my age
Stranger: i like younger.
You: so do i

ROFL
:hug:

[Lacey_106]

anyone tried cleverbot.com?

[RossRog]

i just got raped i think....

Stranger: hey 16 f looking for rough sec
Stranger: sex*
You: really
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want your dick inside me
Stranger: my fingers are deep in now
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: are you hard?
Stranger: i dont mind
Stranger: Ill take you any way
You: oh...sax-p
You: ?
Stranger: do you want some pussy licking?
Stranger: or how about some nice D tits
You: ohh rite
You: hmm..
Stranger: would you like them?
Stranger: in your face?
You: where you from..
Stranger: tittie land
You: fair play
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Princey_vts]

i just got raped i think....

Stranger: hey 16 f looking for rough sec
Stranger: sex*
You: really
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want your dick inside me
Stranger: my fingers are deep in now
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: are you hard?
Stranger: i dont mind
Stranger: Ill take you any way
You: oh...sax-p
You: ?
Stranger: do you want some pussy licking?
Stranger: or how about some nice D tits
You: ohh rite
You: hmm..
Stranger: would you like them?
Stranger: in your face?
You: where you from..
Stranger: tittie land
You: fair play
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO... Blatently a 68 year old bloke on his last legs tryin to get his end o way before he pops:p

[Lacey_106]

I don't understand what happened here, we were getting on so well...

You: hello again
Stranger: Such a coincidence to meet so soon
You: I know.
You: I've been waiting for you
Stranger: And I've been searching for you
You: Have you checked under your bed?
You: Thats my favourite hiding place
Stranger: WTF no I didn't, I'm an idiot

[Moke]

Stranger: 22 m uk horny
You: hi
You: 19 f uk
You: where you from?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u got msn?
You: yeah
Stranger: cam?
You: sax-pftw@hotmail.co.uk
You: and yes cam
You: add me?
Stranger: where u from?
You: blackpool
You: you?
Stranger: manchester
You: cool, my stepdad lives there
You: I'm over there alot
You: have you added me on msn?
Stranger: yeh
You: ok, i should be online now, i've accepted
You: you see me?
You: my name is SAX-P FTW!
Stranger: added u
Stranger: mine is trlb_1@hotmail.com
You: ok, i see you're online
You: whats your name?
Stranger: tom
Stranger: urs
Stranger: comes up as tt
You: im called Sax-P FTW
You: see me?
You: I have a penis. a big one.
Stranger: ur offline
You: LOL JK, bet you do though. Faggot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:fcuk:

Bet he a reet 'ard on haha!

[Mallyauto86]

You: SAXP-FTW
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 Both UK
Stranger: Both?
You : Yes Both i have both genitals
Stranger: what you mean you have both ?
You: i haev pussy but also have a penis
You: like lady gaga
Stranger: :)
Stranger: YUM!
You: Faggot...
Stranger: No you ...
You: Blow me SAX P FTW


Thats my first kinda wierd

[matt_vtr_15a]

i've got a sex chat going haha.. will post up... ive eased it in... keep it going or ownn?

[Barber90]

Keep going fella, milk it for all its worth for maximum lolz :D

[SneakyVTR]

Haven't come across any other SAX-P FTW!'ers yet. Mostly get the wtf is that or instant disconnects aha

[Mochachino]

fs i jus had a long argument with an american was well funny, kept callin him fat, then they disconnected as i was typing and lost it all :(

one line i said was:

You: if you came to england, youd have to pay road tax to walk down our pavments with your fat feet damaging the tarmac

then he went mental :( bless

[RossRog]

Haven't come across any other SAX-P FTW!'ers yet. Mostly get the wtf is that or instant disconnects aha

9/10 i get that hhaa

think i'm addicted

[Furio-92]

i love this so much haha

[Reechard]

You: sax-p ftw!
Stranger: wow

thats how awesome sax-p is

[Furio-92]

this was my last one:
Stranger: hi
You: im constipated
Stranger: aha
Stranger: why
You: i cant poo
Stranger: sad
You: my butt plug has expanded
Stranger: if u'r a male, urg! if u're a female, urg!
You: im neither
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[23carragold]

Damn and blast. Was this close to convincing someone to sign up on here...

[jono83]

I'm trying my hardest to get someone to sign up, i feel so dirty

[Barber90]

HAHAHA!!!

You: gwanin
Stranger: huh
You: whats up
Stranger: nun chillin
Stranger: m/f
You: havin a bud?
Stranger: oww
You: dont call me a mofo, mofo
Stranger: m/f
You: m/f urself beotch
Stranger: no tht mean feamale male duhh dumb asz
You: now u callin me a dumb 'asz'
You: you are an aggressive young man!
Stranger: im a female bitch
You: well then
You: you are quite aggressive for a girl O.o
You: you upset or somethin
Stranger: hell no i hate yo dumb ass
You: you hate my dumb ass?
Stranger: hell yea
You: why, you dont know me wench
Stranger: yo mama a tramp
You: Sax-p all day baby
Stranger: im not your baby so shut yo ass uhp
You: MEGALOLZ
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: Grrrrrrrrr you're a right little GYALDEM you are
Stranger: yo mama one
You: I wanna wrestle witchoo
You: amongst some bed sheets
You: see what happens y0
You: Might calm ur angry ass down a notch or ten
Stranger: shut hup
You: orrrrrrrrrrrr what
Stranger: i will beat yo ass
You: you'll beat my ass?
Stranger: yea
You: what does that consist of? Go into detail
You: come on show me what you got bertha
Stranger: shut uhp
You: are your U and H keys the same button?
Stranger: no y
You: just wondered
Stranger: y u wanna kno bitch
You: COZ YOU CANT TYPE FOR SHIT BLED
You: GETZ ME
Stranger: bitch shut yo ugly ass uhp for i shut yo mouth for u with mii fisst
You: U+H ONE MORE TIME
You: Oh i love fisting
You: GIVE IT TO ME
You: GIMME YOUR FIST
Stranger: hell no gay ass bitch
You: pukka.
Stranger: yo mama
Stranger: hurry
You: yeah
You: hurry
You: i neeeeed that fist so badddd
Stranger: bitch
You: BITCH
Stranger: y u need
Stranger: mii fist
You: Same old insults
You: so yawnage
You: i need ur fist to dip it in my dastardly dungeon
You: is that ok with you
Stranger: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Furio-92]

HAHAHA!!!

You: gwanin
Stranger: huh
You: whats up
Stranger: nun chillin
Stranger: m/f
You: havin a bud?
Stranger: oww
You: dont call me a mofo, mofo
Stranger: m/f
You: m/f urself beotch
Stranger: no tht mean feamale male duhh dumb asz
You: now u callin me a dumb 'asz'
You: you are an aggressive young man!
Stranger: im a female bitch
You: well then
You: you are quite aggressive for a girl O.o
You: you upset or somethin
Stranger: hell no i hate yo dumb ass
You: you hate my dumb ass?
Stranger: hell yea
You: why, you dont know me wench
Stranger: yo mama a tramp
You: Sax-p all day baby
Stranger: im not your baby so shut yo ass uhp
You: MEGALOLZ
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: Grrrrrrrrr you're a right little GYALDEM you are
Stranger: yo mama one
You: I wanna wrestle witchoo
You: amongst some bed sheets
You: see what happens y0
You: Might calm ur angry ass down a notch or ten
Stranger: shut hup
You: orrrrrrrrrrrr what
Stranger: i will beat yo ass
You: you'll beat my ass?
Stranger: yea
You: what does that consist of? Go into detail
You: come on show me what you got bertha
Stranger: shut uhp
You: are your U and H keys the same button?
Stranger: no y
You: just wondered
Stranger: y u wanna kno bitch
You: COZ YOU CANT TYPE FOR SHIT BLED
You: GETZ ME
Stranger: bitch shut yo ugly ass uhp for i shut yo mouth for u with mii fisst
You: U+H ONE MORE TIME
You: Oh i love fisting
You: GIVE IT TO ME
You: GIMME YOUR FIST
Stranger: hell no gay ass bitch
You: pukka.
Stranger: yo mama
Stranger: hurry
You: yeah
You: hurry
You: i neeeeed that fist so badddd
Stranger: bitch
You: BITCH
Stranger: y u need
Stranger: mii fist
You: Same old insults
You: so yawnage
You: i need ur fist to dip it in my dastardly dungeon
You: is that ok with you
Stranger: hell no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I cried so hard at this!

[GirlRacerSian]

You: pedo bear are you there?
Stranger: may god bless you and what?

You: are you thick look on google
Stranger: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????/
Stranger: look up IM A COREAN
You: it's a bear who loves little girls
Stranger: lol i know a michel jackson who likes little boy
Stranger: s
Stranger: lol
You: he wouldhave love sax-p
You: lol
Stranger: sax
Stranger: like a saxaphone
Stranger: lol
You: no not that kind
Stranger: lol i knoew
Stranger: s-e-x
You: but do you
You: no that either
Stranger: sox?

Stranger: o ball sax
You: saxp is a car site
Stranger: lol
Stranger: gg

[23carragold]

You: hey sax p!
You: sorry its how we say hello here lol
Stranger: where u liv?
You: in america
Stranger: o same here
Stranger: wat state
You: houston texas
Stranger: cool
You: dirrrty south! but im not black im actually jamaican
You: do u like kool ade
Stranger: yes....?
You: my momma always make kool ade for me
You: she went to get some bread last week still not come back though
You: i told her she spose to be back to take my baby bro to school
You: i try keep busy though
You: u jamaican too
You: ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im spanish
You: ah maan u missin out!
You: we have some good weed up in here
You: some of my boys robbed some old bloodclot battyman and he had $87 on him and 3 roll ups!
You: maan we tore it up
You: u mexicans like weed?
Stranger: idk wat that means
Stranger: im not mexican
You: is jamaican talk brudda
You: its okay i know you peurto ricans dont like weed ya know
Stranger: im puerto rican
You: i thought u wer spanish
Stranger: im not sry
You: man u bee smokin the sax p shit u know!
You: stay away man
Stranger: that doesnt meen im mexican or puerta rican. theres other spanish cuntrie
You: sax p shit make u want to create new thread u get me
You: yea sorry man i knew u wer salvadorian
Stranger: i dont get u and im not a drugee
You: man thas what they all say
Stranger: not that either!!!
You: u be on that shit in no time
You: y'all call it dope
You: or pot
You: we call it sax p
Stranger: i do drugs leave me alone
You: see man?
You: u jus same as me
You: bob marley wud b proud ya know!
Stranger: i dont do drugs
You: y'all bolivians are all right!
Stranger: im not that either
You: my man patrick
You: he bolivian too u know
You: postal worker
You: got laid off
Stranger: i aint bolivian!!!
You: so know he smokin sax p shit man
You: every day feels better man!
You: dont get annoyed u know i love you hondurans man
Stranger: not hondurian!!!!
You: my best buddy was honduran u know
You: man played for the national team until he failed drug test ting u knw
You: i tell u what man for a chilean guy u are good guy man
Stranger: im not chillean!!!
You: always willing to take it on the sax p u know
You: man quit complainin ya know!!
You: ya need to chill down
You: get some sax p in you
You: my boy eddie knows
You: hes argentina just like you
You: that man loves maradonna u know
Stranger: dude i dont do drugs and stop callin me man cuz ima grl
You: smoked some VTS with him
You: man we say man in jamaica
You: you need to start smokin some VTR u know
You: start off low
You: you uruguayans are pussies!
Stranger: ok. ur annoying. and im leaving. and im from argentina!!!
You: one love
You: i love hugo chavez
You: u peruvians are lovely people
Stranger: IM FROM ARGENTINA!!!!!
You: man quit your chit chatterin
You: cant ya read
You: i wrote dat
You: stupid paraguayans always jumpy ya know
Stranger: ok. im. from. argentina.
You: i get you u know
You: but u piss me off when u say im from trinidad. I tol u i knw
You: u be on my mk1 vtr amazon green shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EPIC!!!!!! I died laughing lol!!

[saxo-dude-16v]

my first go sort of, is crappy lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: There is this guy I really like and I want him to know, but I don't wanna tell him before I know how he feels about me.. And so I dunno what to do.
You: well first you go up to him ok
Stranger: Ok
You: and then you grab him by the balls and suck him off
Stranger: Ok
You: if he cums he likes you to if not then hes gay and has been sucking on your best friend
Stranger: Ok
You: you can learn more from my book, its called saxp
Stranger: Saxp ?
You: its got tips on asking people out, having sex with people and how to rape the means ones
You: mean* ones
Stranger: Ok where can i get it?
You: S-sex
A-ass
X-xxx rateing
P-perving
Stranger: Ahh, masturbating?
You: from www.sexonthebeachforunder12yeardolds.com/yerbaby
You: also in all good book shops
Stranger: Okay thanks (:
You: if you get from the site you get a free 12" vib
Stranger: Nice
You: so
You: may i have your name and back account details
Stranger: No
You: why not i swear i wont take anything more then $350 maybe $450 i promise unless i need more for the whores
Stranger: Why would I give a stranger that information xD
You: because im from your bank sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: Hahahah riiiight ;)
You: i am, all i need is your detailsssssssssssssss
Stranger: Ooohkay. ;)
You: did you know you over paid your tax by 25% Uganda dollers
Stranger: Oh really?
You: yessss i just wanna refund you
Stranger: Okay (;
Stranger: Anyways.. Bye thanks for the tips (:
You: wait
Stranger: Ok?
You: how am i gonno pay your bank if i dont have your details sirrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: Oh right, uh I dunno figure it out!
You: i can not sir, i need your details
Stranger: I'm a girl.
You: no your not sirrrrrr, i know when some one is a girl sirrrrr
Stranger: Fuck you I'm a girl. PEACE.
You: your a guy saying your a girl sirrrrrrrrr

[liam-o]

You: SaxP FTW
Stranger: ?
You: Its what you have to say...
You: To win a prize
Stranger: ok
?

[Barber90]

I cried so hard at this!

/bow:zainy:

[Yellow_Saxo_Paul]

ok lol some weirdos on there:

You: Sax-P ftw
Stranger: Pikachu uses thunderbolt
Stranger: you died
Stranger: pce

[kc-saxo]

........
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: 16,f,pakistan
You: you
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: do u have a facebook
You: help me
You: im drowning
Stranger: cpr
You: my laptop
You: is nearly
You: under water
You: phone for help
Stranger: im doin cpr
Stranger: nooooooooooo
Stranger: ill gab u
Stranger: i got u
You: i need some chives
You: if u dont help soon
You: ill run out of bombay mix
You: and curry
You: help :(
Stranger: i did
You: you cunt
You: im dying here
Stranger: what am i doin
Stranger: wrong
You: theres not enough aid
You: we need rice
Stranger: """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Stranger: what r u makein
You: im dyin
You: im drowning
Stranger: how can i help
You: come to pakistan
You: and
You: drink
You: all the water
You: thats drowning me
You: and ill reward you
You: with a blowjob
Stranger: kool
Stranger: on my way
You: hurry
Stranger: im there
You: i need some curry
Stranger: im drihkin the water
Stranger: *drinkin
You: i'll be drinking your jizz soon

[GirlRacerSian]

This person started to bore me,so i ended it.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: can we know each other
You: sure
Stranger: iam andrew 18y from egypt
You: im Saxp female UK
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: and you too
Stranger: do you know egypt
You: yeah i do
Stranger: have you ever been to it
You: no
Stranger: if you will come you will be very happy
You: will i
Stranger: so do you have boy friend
You: no
You: u?
Stranger: :D sure not boy friend
You: i mean gf?
Stranger: i just jok
You: i know lol
Stranger: ya i have
You: oh right
Stranger: but you may be will my friend
You: ok
Stranger: sorry iam not very good in english
You: it's fine sexy
Stranger: so why you dont have boy frien
You: Because i love my car more than any man on earth
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you love cars like meeeeeeeee
You: yes
Stranger: nice to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: saxp
Stranger: what kind of cars you have
You: Saxooooooooooooooooooooo u?
Stranger: audi
You: shit car
Stranger: ?
You: audi's are crap
Stranger: what do you mean with crap
You: rubbish
Stranger: why
You: because there a cheap german car
Stranger: my car 760hp
You: still rubbish
Stranger: so what about your car hp
You: 1000hp
Stranger: layer
You: Saxp love's meeeeeeeeee
Stranger: what the kind of cars named saxooo
Stranger: i dont know it
You: it's french
You: if you haven't heard of a saxo,well then you haven't lived
Stranger: i can smocked you with my 4wd
You: do whatt?
Stranger: drag race
You: oh right,well i wouldn't put my car through that kind of race
Stranger: becouse it's very slowly :D
You: u wish
Stranger: if you say the audi is rubish you dont know anything about cars
You: and this is coming from a 18 year old boy
You: i'm double your age
You: lol
Stranger: i just 18 but i know about cars double you know about any thing
You: like what Saxp you should come check it out
You: are you pedo bear?
Stranger: ?
You: you don't know about pedo bear
Stranger: no
You: he's well known in the car scene
You: and with little girls too
Stranger: ? cant understand
You: oh dear
You: that's a real shame
You: google him or look on youtube

[lt-saxslo]

Stranger: WHADDUP
You: first i was afraid, i was petrified
Stranger: OMG I KNOW THAT SONG BUT IDRK THE LYRICS....
Stranger: go on now go!
Stranger: walk out the door
Stranger: turn around now, you're not welcome anymore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[auds]

Couple of short lived ones

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: hi
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: f
You: awww you not a man
You: :(
Stranger: sorry. haha
You: lol
Stranger: ive only been getting girls too
Stranger: lol
You: do you think they are trying say something here
Stranger: not sure. haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn thought I was going to convert her lmao!!

Stranger: Why bother living?
You: fuck knows
You: i havent killed myself yet so guess i have to
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Weird hahaha

I've also had two very nice and very lonnnnnnnng conversations since, there are some nice people out there :D

Bedtime now lol

[MrHouston]

My first ever stranger convo..

You: oh hai
Stranger: hi
You: who the fuck do yout think you are
Stranger: what?
You: i know what you did to my brother
You: i'm gunna fuck you up
Stranger: ......
You: lawl
You: scared?
You: COS YOU SHOULD BE Y0
Stranger: i have no word to you
Stranger: by by
You: sax-p police are investigating your crimes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DannoWilko]

http://www.omegle.com/

[DannoWilko]

OMG WILKO.... I fail, copied the wrong thing *face palm*

[imDan]

Stranger: hi
You: sax-p y0
Stranger: m/f
You: f/11/uk
Stranger: thats Good
You: you
Stranger: I am Male Delhi
You: sax-p y0
Stranger: are you a student
You: yeah big tits
Stranger: your bobs was very tite
Stranger: are you a sexy girl
You: yea
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I like you chut
Stranger: i like your bobs
You: im rubbing my cock for you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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LMFAO

[RossRog]

All freaks...

Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: fair play
You: not many of you left
Stranger: This is actually Grandma here, how are you sunny?
Stranger: it's been quite a while
Stranger: how is mexico ?
You: sticky ;)
Stranger: AWW
You: VTS...
Stranger: when you get home would you like to come over to grandma's house and have a nice warm glass of milk and some freshly baked cookies?
Stranger: straight from my saggy tits and crusted vagina
You: think i'm on SAX-P....for the Win
Stranger: Can I rub my rectum all over your facE?
Stranger: jk I only like transexuals kbye


Strange shiz

[Heftydanielson]

He didn't like me..

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl, you first
Stranger: m 15 usa
You: f, 18, uk
Stranger: o you got any pics
You: your a little to young for me, if your dad about?
You: or mum?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[L20VTS]

Stranger: heyy
You: sax-p ftw!! :D
Stranger: the fuck is that?
You: car forum lool
Stranger: the fuck is this?
You: who the fuck is you mofo? male female? etc
Stranger: Is it necessary to be throwing the word fuck around like fuck
You: indeed it is anyway where the fuck are you from?
Stranger: im from fuck texas
You: fuckin fail no saxos over there
Stranger: saxos?
You: cars brum brum 4 wheels, seats, steering wheel etc

[RossRog]

You: hello darling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


........bugger

[L20VTS]

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: are you on drugs?
You: no probs should be u got some?
Stranger: sure
You: woop woop :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RossRog]

i've got someone to sign up...

they are just trying to start a new thread in genaral chat!

[RossRog]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330225


there we go i did it.....


will post up the convo in a mo..

[Lacey_106]

http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330225


there we go i did it.....


will post up the convo in a mo..

oh, not the YAY thread?!

[RossRog]

yup thats it haaha

[RossRog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f uk
Stranger: 17 m us
Stranger: so how are you?
You: i'm ok. you
Stranger: same just can't fix my light
Stranger: its broken again
Stranger: and i can barely see
You: open the curtins
Stranger: it dark here lol
You: go to bed then ;p;
Stranger: lol i would if i could
Stranger: but i tried and failed
You: ah shit
You: get on saxp
Stranger: ? whats that?
Stranger: sa?
You: i'l link you
You: http://www.saxperience.com/
Stranger: cool
You: sign up? i'm on there
Stranger: on mine its showing cars
You: yea that it. you can use the general chat....please sighn up...you can see pics of me on there
Stranger: ok
You: fill it out an tell me your log in when you have got one :)
You: well your username
Stranger: my computer is being a bitch lol hold on
You: will do
You: when you have a log in, go on the general chat...start a new thread say somthing like i'm looking for me... i'm comment on it
Stranger: i am loged in
Stranger: sorry
You: cool... you on the general chat...
Stranger: no not yet help me please
You: ok... what's your user name
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11
You: thats the chat...new the top right it says start new thread...
You: top left even hhaa
Stranger: Korocon
You: sweet...
You: you see the forum's
You: ?
Stranger: i'm in general chat
You: can you start a new thread
Stranger: no i won't let me
You: what it say
Stranger: i have to activate it through my e-mail
You: oh. activate it ?
Stranger: It will say YAY I DID IT
You: sweet. so can you start a new one
Stranger: yep
Stranger: lol do u see it?
Stranger: the subject says YAY
You: i see it...somone has commentd..
Stranger: not yet
You: refresh the card
You: screen
Stranger: well yea j222jra
You: oh yea
You: winner
Stranger: i just posted something
You: ohh what?
Stranger: lol now fixed my friends laptop it had this weird virus on it and everytime u tried to delete it it would restart the computer <this
You: oh
You: wel you have served your purpose. bye



is how it went

[Lacey_106]

Yay thread been deleted.
TBF... that was the only way that was going to go!

[L20VTS]

ive found a reet fruit cake...

You: sax-p ftw
Stranger: hey i really need someone to talk to
Stranger: i think i am going to kill myself
You: why?
Stranger: my little sister got hit by a truck
You: erm that aint too good
Stranger: well it wasnt the truck they say that killed her it was the fall from the cliff after she bounced off the truck
Stranger: i just cant stand it anymore
Stranger: i want to die
You: erm go out get wasted, get laid and av some fun and realise u no longer wana die?
Stranger: i am 11
You: erm even so get on with it might as well start
Stranger: my dad died in nine 11 and my mom has cancer so dont you tell me to move on
You: i didn say move on i said get laid and enjoy it
Stranger: what is wrong with you
You: nothing im sane
Stranger: well i dont believe in sex before marrige thats what my momy has always told me and someday i might be a nun
Stranger: but i dont see why i am talking to you bout this

[RossRog]

yea..

the random person is PM'in me...it was a bad idea...

[Lacey_106]

yea..

the random person is PM'in me...it was a bad idea...

Unlucky. :)

[matt_vtr_15a]

Stranger: female?
You: yes
You: male?
Stranger: yes
You: i like girls but willing to give guys a try ;)
You: how old?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: im 14 would it bother you?
You: i look older though
Stranger: it's not a problem
You: actually have boobs unlike the other girls my age
You: :)
You: im really bord
You: what ya wanna talk about excite me :)
Stranger: u like girls?
You: yeah i'm still a virgin because of it
You: but I want to give boys a try
You: but older boys like your age
Stranger: that's nice, i like younger girls :D
You: do you :)
You: were you from?
Stranger: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Stranger: you?
You: were is that?
You: uk
You: you want to fuck me?
You: with your dirty bosnian cock?
You: you car washing slimey pedoooo
Stranger: want to lose ur virginity?
You: yess
Stranger: :-)
You: would you like to make me lose it
Stranger: sure
You: i would need lube im so tight
Stranger: mmm, i love that
You: I don't know how else i could handle your enormous 1 inch dick
You: are you definately 17?
Stranger: not yet, my 17h birthday is in december
You: in that case sax-p we are an online child protection agency, you're ip address has been logged and a notice shall be served to your internet provider, further action will be taken in due course
You: you have the right to not reply however you have commited a federal offence for online paedophilia
You: quiet now?
You: luring 14 year old girls is an offence
You: your parents will not be happy when they recieve a letter explaining why the internet service is no longer available

[23carragold]

Did I just miss out on a Pedo posting in general chat?!

[TipTopTom]

Stranger: female?
You: yes
You: male?
Stranger: yes
You: i like girls but willing to give guys a try ;)
You: how old?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: im 14 would it bother you?
You: i look older though
Stranger: it's not a problem
You: actually have boobs unlike the other girls my age
You: :)
You: im really bord
You: what ya wanna talk about excite me :)
Stranger: u like girls?
You: yeah i'm still a virgin because of it
You: but I want to give boys a try
You: but older boys like your age
Stranger: that's nice, i like younger girls :D
You: do you :)
You: were you from?
Stranger: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Stranger: you?
You: were is that?
You: uk
You: you want to fuck me?
You: with your dirty bosnian cock?
You: you car washing slimey pedoooo
Stranger: want to lose ur virginity?
You: yess
Stranger: :-)
You: would you like to make me lose it
Stranger: sure
You: i would need lube im so tight
Stranger: mmm, i love that
You: I don't know how else i could handle your enormous 1 inch dick
You: are you definately 17?
Stranger: not yet, my 17h birthday is in december
You: in that case sax-p we are an online child protection agency, you're ip address has been logged and a notice shall be served to your internet provider, further action will be taken in due course
You: you have the right to not reply however you have commited a federal offence for online paedophilia
You: quiet now?
You: luring 14 year old girls is an offence
You: your parents will not be happy when they recieve a letter explaining why the internet service is no longer available

So much WIN xD

[RossRog]

Did I just miss out on a Pedo posting in general chat?!

i got someone to join an start a thread...

was't that interesting... they are now pm'ing me alot...

i regret it :( haha

[Lacey_106]

i got someone to join an start a thread...

was't that interesting... they are now pm'ing me alot...

i regret it :( haha

post pm's up.

unless you are trying to lure them into bed with you?

[23carragold]

i got someone to join an start a thread...

was't that interesting... they are now pm'ing me alot...

i regret it :( haha

Did they start one? Right I'm making it my mission now to make them start one..no matter how dirty I feel..a few showers with bleach will sort that right out.

[23carragold]

post pm's up.

unless you are trying to lure them into bed with you?

+1..

I think RossRog has fallen into the trap and actually WANTS dirty Bosnian Sex..

[RossRog]

post pm's up.

unless you are trying to lure them into bed with you?


too rite....need all the help i can get...

there not saying anything interesting i'm not saying anything back..




"hi there"

is all they keep saying...i sent back a link to this thread an they not said anything back...

[Lacey_106]

+1..

I think RossRog has fallen into the trap and actually WANTS dirty Bosnian Sex..

Doesn't everyone want dirty Bosnian sex?

[RossRog]

Did they start one? Right I'm making it my mission now to make them start one..no matter how dirty I feel..a few showers with bleach will sort that right out.

i've had a shower...

they just said somthing random...

"Yayy" i think was the title

[23carragold]

Doesn't everyone want dirty Bosnian sex?

Yeah I suppose. It'll always be a dream for now..

RossRog is living in it..

[Lacey_106]

i've had a shower...

they just said somthing random...

"Yayy" i think was the title

Oh a shower eh?!

Need to cool yourself off after all that dirty bosnian cyber sex?

[RossRog]

Yeah I suppose. It'll always be a dream for now..

RossRog is living in it..



I'm going for another shower.....

[23carragold]

Oh a shower eh?!

Need to cool yourself off after all that dirty bosnian cyber sex?

Stop rubbing it in...

Was that a pun?!:fcuk:

[Lacey_106]

Stop rubbing it in...

Was that a pun?!:fcuk:


Thats what she said.

oh wait...

[23carragold]

Thats what she said.

oh wait...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8gjZRGUNBk

[matt_vtr_15a]

You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: Salut! Parlez-vous français ? Vous êtes de Québec ou en France ? Un plaisir (:
You: no sorry sprechen ze dick you french cunt
You: englais
Stranger: wow
Stranger: il est anglais
Stranger: god
Stranger: 17 female Quebec, Canada
You: rat out
You: 45
You: male
You: occupation - top pedo
You: location - your closet
You: ideal location...
Stranger: loseerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr je ne comprends pas espagnol - tu es un raté
You: your fadge
You: rate my pooo
Stranger: il est degoutant...
You: degoutant
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[matt_vtr_15a]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: female
You: male
Stranger: 19
Stranger: russia
You: ohhh russia
You: nicee
Stranger: how old?
You: 21
Stranger: nice
Stranger: location
You: england
Stranger: ask me anything
You: how tights your pussayyy
Stranger: pretty tight
You: you prefer anal then?
Stranger: Im a virgin
You: typical russian
You: virginnn
You: i bet you triple filter cum like you do your vodka with other russian schlagsssss
You: cumwap.com
You: *cumswap.com
Stranger: do you want me to fuck you
You: it's a bit far to be honest
Stranger: I love putting a penis in my mouth
You: if you was in france i would fly over
You: cause i am pretty desperate
You: niceee
You: i have herpes though
You: still wouldn't be bothered
Stranger: why are you desperate?
You: cause im very ugly
Stranger: show me picture?
Stranger: and it doesnt matter your looks
You: think its the russian in me
Stranger: I'm russian and I am beautiful
You: send me pic
Stranger: ok
You: is your dad in the maffia?
Stranger: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs331.snc4/41621_100000429841979_5211_n.jpg
Stranger: no
Stranger: that is like movie
You: im bored we play russian roulette?
Stranger: do you like my face
Stranger: I have dirty pictures
You: send some then
Stranger: of my legs and ass
You: ;)
Stranger: by the way
Stranger: I'm a 47 year old male from Kentucky and you just got fucked.
Stranger: am I pretty?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: see you sucka
You: hahaha

[Lacey_106]

Stranger: hey 17m Canada do you have msn?:)
You: freak me baby
You: ah yeah
You: let me lick you up and down
Stranger: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: asl?
You: til you say stop
You: let me play with your body baby
You: make you real hot
Stranger: aaasssssllll
You: let medo all the things you want me to do
You: cos tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you
You: baby don't you understand?
Stranger: no

------------------------------------------------------------------

Tried this winning formula again:


Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/m
You: you?
Stranger: 17 f
You: you like to chat dirty?
Stranger: yes
You: Freak me baby
You: ahh yeah
Stranger: name?
Stranger: from?
You: Dane from London, England. Let me lick you up and down til you say stop
Stranger: lizaa from usa
You: Let me play with your body Lizaa, make you real hot.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like that.
You: Let me do all the things you want me to do. Cos tonight Lizaa I wanna get freaky with you
You: Lizaa don't yo understand, I wanna be your nasty man
You: I wana make your body scream
Stranger: i understand that
You: i wanna lick you up and down, then I wanna lay you down... C'mon sexy
Stranger: your email id?
You: I love the taste of whipped cream
You: spread it on top of me?
Stranger: u r too hot.......................
You: you know i can't resist u gir
You: girl
You: I'll fly you all around the world
You: I wanna see your body drip
Stranger: o nice
You: C'mon let me tke a sip
Stranger: 1 4 3
You: take off what yo cherish most
You: Cuz when I like to brag or boast

Stranger: what is your under were size?
You: XL cos of my massive cock
You: Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say stop

Stranger: and your size?
Stranger: your .......... size?
You: Let me freak you all night long and girl, then you will know just what
I mean

You: You want my penis length?
Stranger: yes
You: does your mum know you ask strangers their penis size on the internet.
You: But because its you, I'm 10 inches of pure man muscle
Stranger: so what?
You: do you et off on it?
You: *get
Stranger: i love 15 inches
You: wow. Lucky you.
Stranger: why?
You: Cos you are going to have a pussy like a bucket
Stranger: u know my size?
You: do you like to be fisted?
Stranger: 38 28 36
You: anyway... gotta go now. I'm going to post this up to my internet friends.
Stranger: u like that?
You: if you wanna see it it's on www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330005&page=11
You: bubi
You have disconnected.

[RossRog]

Stranger: hey 17m Canada do you have msn?:)
You: freak me baby
You: ah yeah
You: let me lick you up and down
Stranger: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: asl?
You: til you say stop
You: let me play with your body baby
You: make you real hot
Stranger: aaasssssllll
You: let medo all the things you want me to do
You: cos tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you
You: baby don't you understand?
Stranger: no

------------------------------------------------------------------

Tried this winning formula again:


Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/m
You: you?
Stranger: 17 f
You: you like to chat dirty?
Stranger: yes
You: Freak me baby
You: ahh yeah
Stranger: name?
Stranger: from?
You: Dane from London, England. Let me lick you up and down til you say stop
Stranger: lizaa from usa
You: Let me play with your body Lizaa, make you real hot.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like that.
You: Let me do all the things you want me to do. Cos tonight Lizaa I wanna get freaky with you
You: Lizaa don't yo understand, I wanna be your nasty man
You: I wana make your body scream
Stranger: i understand that
You: i wanna lick you up and down, then I wanna lay you down... C'mon sexy
Stranger: your email id?
You: I love the taste of whipped cream
You: spread it on top of me?
Stranger: u r too hot.......................
You: you know i can't resist u gir
You: girl
You: I'll fly you all around the world
You: I wanna see your body drip
Stranger: o nice
You: C'mon let me tke a sip
Stranger: 1 4 3
You: take off what yo cherish most
You: Cuz when I like to brag or boast

Stranger: what is your under were size?
You: XL cos of my massive cock
You: Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say stop

Stranger: and your size?
Stranger: your .......... size?
You: Let me freak you all night long and girl, then you will know just what
I mean

You: You want my penis length?
Stranger: yes
You: does your mum know you ask strangers their penis size on the internet.
You: But because its you, I'm 10 inches of pure man muscle
Stranger: so what?
You: do you et off on it?
You: *get
Stranger: i love 15 inches
You: wow. Lucky you.
Stranger: why?
You: Cos you are going to have a pussy like a bucket
Stranger: u know my size?
You: do you like to be fisted?
Stranger: 38 28 36
You: anyway... gotta go now. I'm going to post this up to my internet friends.
Stranger: u like that?
You: if you wanna see it it's on www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330005&page=11
You: bubi
You have disconnected.




Now who is after dirty internet sex....

:)

[RossRog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: rape me
Stranger: yes
You: now dammit
Stranger: whare are going on
Stranger: i am catch u
Stranger: and
Stranger: i kiss u
Stranger: i fuck u
Stranger: dond go
Stranger: dont run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


aha i hardly said anything

[Lacey_106]

Now who is after dirty internet sex....

:)

Its a song... :)

I'm trying to use a Queen song in a chat at the minute. Its a bit tricky.

[23carragold]

I'm so close to something special...

[23carragold]

Go to the a note thread!! Ahahaha i got the perv to post!!!!

[23carragold]

Long story but MAN I managed to get a pedo to start a new thread...Legend. I need several days submerged in bleach now.

[23carragold]

Heres the convo I had to get the pedo to sign up...I know he is young but still potential pedo


Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello!
You: hiya sax p!
You: how r u?
Stranger: no too bad, yo?
You: im good thanks just taken some VTS and im proper feeling good
Stranger: VTS? I don't know that.
You: oh sorry lol
You: its like an aphrodisiac
You: sorta like oysters and stuff
You: but this is a drug though
Stranger: hmm!
Stranger: sounds nice...
You: its cheaper than viagra
You: plus its so hard to get hold of viagra these days for girls
You: its like £10 a TABLET...
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: yeah i can emagine.
You: wher u from/
Stranger: I'm from the US.
Stranger: I take it your from the UK.
You: yup
You: british pounds lol
You: how old?
You: im 17
Stranger: I'm 19.
Stranger: what part you from?
You: m?
Stranger: yeah, you guessed it.
You: lol
You: from london
You: u into cyber and that stuff?
Stranger: Tee-Hee, I do if I find a willing partner. ;)
You: cool lol
You: im on saxperience. we do alot of different types there
You: id ask u for pics but cant on here can we?
Stranger: well there are ways.
You: wanna join up?
Stranger: sure, is it free?
You: yup. all you have to do is register and confirm in your email. go to general chat and post a new thread, we all post pics to help newbies
You: lol im younger than u and calling u a newbie
Stranger: well I would be to that site, but I'm not in other areas.
You: dont worry, we all have our own tastes
You: im sure u into mine ;)
You: no bondage though i really dont like that at all
Stranger: haha, oh yes.
You: want me to send u the link?
Stranger: naw, maybe a little rough, but not that.
Stranger: please.
Stranger: A like would be great.
You: little rough is okay
You: but no tying up hands. i cant fantasise about that
You: i had it done once, left friction burns on
Stranger: yeah, I get that. not my taste.
You: btw this is a secret forum btw. I dont know if u know about places like these. we disguise it as a car peoples forum but trust me its far from
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/register.php
You: register up and confirm in your email ok? i get referral rep :) lol
You: what username will u b? so i know its u?
You: i didnt even ask ur name!
Stranger: Oh, i'm Gene, you?
You: cool! hannah :)
Stranger: I'm GeKynele online.
You: why not use that username on saxperience?
You: ill reply back..i bet u when i do ull see my avatar and realise its me lol x
You: done it?
You: btw some members do like to have some fun so ignore them!
Stranger: i'm working on it.
Stranger: a little matter of the random q.
You: lol just say fave name?
You: hannah :)
You: http://www.saxperience.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11
You: thats general chat
You: come onto there when u have finished
Stranger: kk will do. what's your username?
You: ill let u guess..
You: its so rubbish lol
You: HannahC123
You: it just rhymed
Stranger: haha! not too bad though.
You: my second name is cartwright..not exactly amazing
Stranger: Mine's just a spice of my two names.
Stranger: *splice.
Stranger: Kyle and Gene.
You: ooo
You: much more clever than mine
You: done? i just wanna get off omegle tbh lol
You: easier on forums
Stranger: yeah, I'm at the page, but now what?
You: click on new thread
Stranger: start a thread?
You: yup
You: u new to all this!
You: newbie!
Stranger: i've been on a little but not alot.
You: just write a short intro, what your into and that.. dont write much more otherwise people tease
You: i got teased alot :( wrote a whole paragraph
Stranger: I only wrote: I'm here to meet hanna
You: :) aw
You: posted?#
Stranger: should be.

[Lacey_106]

^^ LOL I like that.

[RossRog]

Heres the convo I had to get the pedo to sign up...I know he is young but still potential pedo

Legend :drink:

[Peter_D]

Heres the convo I had to get the pedo to sign up...I know he is young but still potential pedo

FAIL...a 19 year old male thinking he's chatting to a 17 year old female, nothing wrong with that

If you'd said 13/14 it would be pedo

He aint a pedo, just an overenthusiastic virgin

Sorry lad

[23carragold]

FAIL...a 19 year old male thinking he's chatting to a 17 year old female, nothing wrong with that

If you'd said 13/14 it would be pedo

He aint a pedo, just an overenthusiastic virgin

Sorry lad

Meh I know..I just wanted the dream to happen..I knew this already in my heart lad..

Still...Could be lying about his age mind..potential pedo's and all that..

[Peter_D]

Don't worry lad, i'm just covering my own back, it was actually me that was grooming you

[23carragold]

Don't worry lad, i'm just covering my own back, it was actually me that was grooming you

I feel so used..

[Barber90]

Guys i'm in trouble here, i'm locked in a battle of wills with this american geez.... it's turned into a he-who-disconnects-first-doth-lose style deathmatch. I've been sitting in a convo with him for the last 5 and a half hours. I need some advice. He's an absolute sweaty piss flap pretentious 'artist' who thinks he's better than me and keeps correcting everything I say, replacing as many words as he can with more 'advanced' words which are totally unneccesary. It's really pissing off. Please sax-p, save meh! :(

[Chr15]

i had your mom, sister and auntie

at the same time

/disconnect

but over 5 hours, fuck me, i cant do that on msn with a friend lol

[Barber90]

Nah that's a lame insult, i need to make HIM disconnect, but ive tried everything. I might just stop talking or something. Hes such a boring bastard, and he keeps saying shit like 'What a futile attempt at humour' may as well finish with a 'ho-hum'.

SUCH a dick.

[Peter_D]

Guys i'm in trouble here, i'm locked in a battle of wills with this american geez.... it's turned into a he-who-disconnects-first-doth-lose style deathmatch.

LOOOOOOL

Just reply with "9/11" to everything he says, he'll soon get offended and leave

[Moke]

Guys i'm in trouble here, i'm locked in a battle of wills with this american geez.... it's turned into a he-who-disconnects-first-doth-lose style deathmatch.

Just tell him that if he disconnects first, you'll send him a peice of chicken...

[23carragold]

5 Hours?!

Fuck me. This guy must really be a cunt.

Peter D's idea is the only one that came to mind. This guy seems infallible..

[Barber90]

Here's an excerpt of text:

Stranger: ah, but you said that I was getting whipped at my own game?
Stranger: so how can that be if I don't play games?
You: well what would you describe it as then
You: or define it as
Stranger: describe what?
You: if not a game
Stranger: what am I supposed to describe?
Stranger: this exchange?
You: Sure
Stranger: you've never had a conversation before?
You: are you a bit special?
Stranger: because that's what this is, however obnoxious you're trying to make this out to be.
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: you're juvenile, therefore you are confrontational, so you think this is some sort of debacle or argument where the objective is to win?

[23carragold]

Here's an excerpt of text:

Mate..equip yourself with a thesaurus. Then type 5 words, each word a random one from a different letter. Keep on doing it till he can take no more synonyms..

[Barber90]

You: I dont think im being confrontational
You: just a bit of healthy competition
Stranger: and what do you think confrontation is but competition
Stranger: and by the way, competition does not determine who is right or wrong, just who is left
You: nothing wrong with that at all, keeps people on their toes!
Stranger: there's a lot wrong with that, it's a personality flaw
You: Not if it gets me where I want to be in life!
Stranger: a DSM-IV classified flaw


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Im going insane.

[Lacey_106]

You can't give in now.

But he sounds like a complete nob end.

I've been quoting songs at them. Bicycle by Queen had even the hardcore ones logging off.

[23carragold]

Barber we will help you. I will type you random sentences you can copy and paste to him.

Initially my thoughts as to whether the functionality of the plight of the toaster were actually reasonable were cast into jeopardy by the arrival of the immortalised slice of organic grain that had procured itself to manifest into an amalgamation of a solid entity, one that would in essence prove to be the downfall of Hitler.

That was COMPLETELY off the top of my head..

[Peter_D]

Here's an excerpt of text:

LOOOL, he is describing it as a mere exchange of words between 2 people, a "conversation"...yet you're describing it as a battle of the Continents do-or-die deathmatch!

LOL

[Lacey_106]

LOOOL, he is describing it as a mere exchange of words between 2 people, a "conversation"...yet you're describing it as a battle of the Continents do-or-die deathmatch!

LOL

We did not win the war with this kind of mentality Peter!

[Barber90]

Fresh shit:

You: Sounds like you need it the perspective you're coming from
You: Maybe your wow friends could use my advice though :s (apparently all his friends are wow addicts - says alot!)
Stranger: you are ignorant of everything but what is told to you.
You: No mate i'm really not.
You: I love it how you think you know me :s
Stranger: oh, so came up with that theory on your own?
You: No it's just common sense tbh
Stranger: so, it's common
Stranger: so, you got it from the formless mass of society then?
Stranger: do you have any thoughts that are actually your own?
You: Yes I do
Stranger: like
You: You are a tool :| Nobody has told me that one, so it must be my own!
Stranger: nope, that's societal implementation, you label things you don't understand or things that go against the will of things you understand to be so as whatever name you give them.

[23carragold]

Fresh shit:

I would lol if this was some 14 year old kid schooling you..

[Barber90]

He's a 22 year old 'societal psychologist' from tennessee........
If he is indeed 14 I might kill myself.

[auds]

Guys i'm in trouble here, i'm locked in a battle of wills with this american geez.... it's turned into a he-who-disconnects-first-doth-lose style deathmatch. I've been sitting in a convo with him for the last 5 and a half hours. I need some advice. He's an absolute sweaty piss flap pretentious 'artist' who thinks he's better than me and keeps correcting everything I say, replacing as many words as he can with more 'advanced' words which are totally unneccesary. It's really pissing off. Please sax-p, save meh! :(


Haha lol you got a bad one there....I had a fair few hours convo with an american lad and I don't even know how long it was, till 3.30am though lol, but it was a real good convo :y: he is on my fb now haha :P

[Lacey_106]

I've only ever spoken to retards.

[Chr15]

I've only ever spoken to retards.

does that include people on here?

[Peter_D]

Barber we will help you. I will type you random sentences you can copy and paste to him.

Initially my thoughts as to whether the functionality of the plight of the toaster were actually reasonable were cast into jeopardy by the arrival of the immortalised slice of organic grain that had procured itself to manifest into an amalgamation of a solid entity, one that would in essence prove to be the downfall of Hitler.

That was COMPLETELY off the top of my head..

YES...kill him at his own game

Hit him with this one, if he understands it he will have no reply and disconnect! This took a good 4 minutes to type LOL!


What it comes down to at the end of the day, is the lack of a philisophical and physical exchange of a microsized particle between 2 willing participants, manifested by an intense psychological barrier which, to the naked eye, seems strong and intact, but upon further investigation it appears the boundries may indeed be crumbling right under the fingertips of the person in question, personified by a foreign body who, whilst not just being overweight, is also underachieving, hence the decision to sit and read long winded pixel-formed sentences on a bright monitor in a dark, lifeless shithole thousands of miles away.


/discussion

[Lacey_106]

does that include people on here?

:clapping:

Certainly a good few ;)

[Chr15]

bugger, you replied so that makes me a retard. :(

or dont i count? ;)

[Lacey_106]

bugger, you replied so that makes me a retard. :(

or dont i count? ;)

You don't count. You can use big words.

[Barber90]

Peter_D that ones going straight in. Also got this gem for you guys, it had to be a screenshot so that you could believe it.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2heghzq.jpg

And here is the rest in text. I decided i have better things to do with my time. I am never going back on this omegle again, its a dark place.

You: brb a sec pal
You: What it comes down to at the end of the day, is the lack of a philisophical and physical exchange of a microsized particle between 2 willing participants, manifested by an intense psychological barrier which, to the naked eye, seems strong and intact, but upon further investigation it appears the boundries may indeed be crumbling right under the fingertips of the person in question, personified by a foreign body who, whilst not just being overweight, is also underachieving, hence the decision to sit and read long winded pixel-formed sentences on a bright monitor in a dark, lifeless shithole thousands of miles away.
Stranger: the opening chapter on your memoir is it?
You: Oh I give up. Enjoy your lifeless penis.
You have disconnected.

[23carragold]

I particularly enjoyed the lifeless penis bit. From a neutral perspective, I think you uncovered that he is an intelligent pedo.

Barber 1 - 0 Nerdy Pedo

[Peter_D]

LOOOOL, you should of stayed a bit longer to see if he had anything else to say about that

If he's so clever he would of understood it perfectly

[Chr15]

You don't count. You can use big words.

lol thanks

You: saxo or 106?
Stranger: saxo
You: :D
You: sax-p ftw

then they left.

oh yeah, no jokes, i got some girls facebook after talking to her a while back, looked EXACTLY like that boxxy chick

[Barber90]

Cheers carra. I think I can sleep soundly knowing i'm more of a man with working genitalia.

And yeah peter I would have but being in the chat was quite simply repulsive I couldn't stand the atmosphere of it anymore.

I'm fucking shattered from it, time for a bulmers. :drink:

[Lacey_106]

Cheers carra. I think I can sleep soundly knowing i'm more of a man with working genitalia.

And yeah peter I would have but being in the chat was quite simply repulsive I couldn't stand the atmosphere of it anymore.

I'm fucking shattered from it, time for a bulmers. :drink:

I wouldn't have lasted that long tbh.

You did us proud. :y:

:hug:

[Peter_D]

LOL you soundly emotionally distressed after that!

[Reechard]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: I know where you live
You: awesome
You: come say hi
Stranger: will you have my baby
You: No but you can say hello to mr yellow when you visit
You: hes all warm
Stranger: wants some candy
You: mr yellow melts candy
You: in fact he melts just about everything
Stranger: mr penis fucks the assholes
You: even your face
Stranger: especially my face
You: Great, so take your penis and fuck your face then, seeing as you like it so much, then i'll burn you so that no one has to suffer your shit anymore
Stranger: i want to shit out of my dick into your mouth
You: I think you should see the doctor, shitting out of a cock isnt good
Stranger: i stuck it in her butt what do i do
You: although Id be worried about your cock being still attatched and functioning if you brought it near my face
Stranger: ooo i like that
You: You tell your 13 year old cock not to come so quick
You: otherwise you have an american pie moment
You: and you stay a virgin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahaha, you might know where I live but I will fuck your shit up!

[CaptainYid]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f
You: u?
Stranger: 18/ m
You: where bouts u from?
Stranger: kor
Stranger: you know korea?
You: yeah i know korea!
You: im korean
Stranger: ?/
Stranger: 정말?
Stranger: realy?
You: i cant speak it tho :(
Stranger: you don't speak korean
You: no :(
You: but shhhh
You: dont tell kim jong il or im fucked!
Stranger: you realy korean?

Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Pyongyang
You: you from seoul?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wow
You: i guess that military test worked!
Stranger: You think war is going to happen?
You: yep...
You: we iz gunna bomb you!
You: and boma americas
You: north korea FTW y0!
Stranger: ??
Stranger: slow slow
Stranger: you very fast
You: me so horney...
You: me love you long time ;)
Stranger: me too
You: sucky sucky five dorrar!
Stranger: i want know address
Stranger: you want me sex??
You: me
You: you
You: big boy
You: have jiggy jiggy
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i want
Stranger: look your face
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kim jong ill isnt gunna be happy with me!