If You Had To Give a Presentation On Anything...

[Yates]

What would it be any why?

Ive got to give a seven minute one at work, can be on anything i want, and i cant decide, as it can be anything its harder to come up with an idea.

It has to be sensible, and interesting (not football related). So anyone got any ideas what i could do?

I was going to do it on why we shouldnt give to animal charities but it could turn into a bit of a debate, which is not what i should be doing, interaction is fine, but not full blown debate.

I do expect the usual stupid answers but would like some sensible ones too

[nicole_]

i think something youre intrested in and passionate about as it gives you more to talk about?

for my gcses had to do it (not the same i know) but i did mine on horse slaughter and even the chavy twats messing about in the corner listened to me and looked at my gory pictures

[deans2k8]

why everybody should drive 106's and saxo's that way everybody would drive safely as ..lets face it nobody really wants to crash in a saxo do they?

[timmythechef]

being a chef, and loving sandwiches, it would be the arguement, can you call a sandwich, a sandwhich, if it hasnt got butter on the bread, im not taking the piss now either, as once in tesco i had a corned beef sandwich which had no butter to my dissappointment, and the corned beef had nothing to stick it to the bread, and whilst driving, the corned beef fell out, true story too

[webby]

slow horses should be taken to the glue factory though. they cost me money.

do it on modern motoring.

[Mochachino]

How insignificatn we are and how small the world is yet we have what seem like pathetic rules and punishments, like driving througha red light etc.

[Robin91]

Jailbait, everyone loves a bit of JB.

http://www.deviantart.com/download/106852793/PedoBear_colpisce_ancora_by_Matal80.jpg

[Rogue_Shadow]

webby where did you get that display pic? swear Ive seen it ages ago, before I joined this Forum lol

If I had to do a presentation, put on the spot. Most probs about things work related. I wont bore Saxp with it :D

[barrett]

The competitive game of tiddly winks?

Just choose something really random that you know nothing about, that way you will present the information you found interesting and miss out the mundane information.

Could do a talk about how to perform an appendicectomy, never know when you might need to!! This is where I learnt how to do it before my first go! http://www.surgeons.org.uk/general-surgery-operation-howto/open-appendicectomy.html

[Yates]

It cant be anything to in detail, as if you bore them, you get marked down for it, i have to do two, one 12 min, one 7 min, 12 minute one im doing on what was my track build saxo, i know all bout it and can easily talk for 12 minutes on it, its just the 7 minute one.

The sandwich one is really good example, i could take in examples too. Something to think about i suppose.

[MiniGibbo]

Boobs and why there great.

[Lacey_106]

It cant be anything to in detail, as if you bore them, you get marked down for it, i have to do two, one 12 min, one 7 min, 12 minute one im doing on what was my track build saxo, i know all bout it and can easily talk for 12 minutes on it, its just the 7 minute one.

The sandwich one is really good example, i could take in examples too. Something to think about i suppose.

Talk about the history of the sandwich and its evolution over the years and then show one of them fuck off massive american full fat ones that have a small farmyard worth of animals inside.

[Peter_D]

The aerodynamics of a ball point pen

[Mochachino]

Look on here in gen chat for the threads with decent amount of pages that aint all spam :y: theyll have good subjects to talk about. Just not my insect execution thread btw.

[Viper]

Speech on who would win in a fight, Scott or Simo.

[Mochachino]

What came first the chiken or the egg, with your theory on things.

What would win the saxo with back seats removed and a passenger or the zetec s

On which is better the vts or the gti

[Lacey_106]

Look on here in gen chat for the threads with decent amount of pages that aint all spam :y: theyll have good subjects to talk about. Just not my insect execution thread btw.

But that would be a good subject....

"The grotesque ways to torture insects"

[Mochachino]

But that would be a good subject....

"The grotesque ways to torture insects"

I thought they were quite humane really, its how the nazi's did it anyway.

If you have a projector or a dvd player make a dvd player with a slideshow of amazing engineering things, and a short 5 seconds on each on with a few fact, always amazing stuff. but obv focus on somthing aswell to take up the 7 minutes.

"Here is the empire state building, its big....so, any questions?"

job done

[craig180]

What is the purpose of the presentation?

Is it to test your competency under pressure, character or something obscure?

How about a presentation on the evolution of mealtimes, and how we've gone from treating eating as a necessity to being a social event? You could integrate the history of the sandwich and educate everyone as to why you eat lunch at lunchtime, tea at tea time and dinner in the evening.

Food for thought

[smiith]

do it about zee germans, the retreat from russia, and the russian mass of 400 artilery guns per mile on berlin :)

[Viper]

Maybe something about thrust vectoring on fighter jets. Maybe how it works or the advantages/disadvantages of it?

[Lacey_106]

Food for thought

I see what you did there ;)

[Lacey_106]

Maybe something about thrust vectoring on fighter jets. Maybe how it works or the advantages/disadvantages of it?

You know nothing about jets...

[welshy23]

The pros and cons of an elastic band.

[Mochachino]

Dont know how you could make a presentation about it as you cant really explain much, but what about do it on the unexplainable, like how big the universe is, what happens after we die etc just try not to get emotional about it n abit soft gazing into the air getting all dreamy.

Always amazes me, like get one of them pics where you got the earth then the rest of the universe, the earth would be like a lil marble in your presentation room. and the room being the univere of course.

[craig180]

I see what you did there ;)

Always thinking ;)

Dude, find something that has a bit of history, is not common (and certainly not work related - too predictable) and will make them smile at the end of it.

A presentation has to consist of 4 main parts:

Intro - reason you are there and the agenda

Body - talking about your chosen subject

Conclusion - wrap up the whole presentation in a few sentences

Tag line - a little subject related fact (funny usually) to make the pannel smile at the end of it

[smiith]

http://www.history.neu.edu/fac/burds/hst3390_files/image001.jpg

[smiith]

Always thinking ;)

Dude, find something that has a bit of history, is not common (and certainly not work related - too predictable) and will make them smile at the end of it.

A presentation has to consist of 4 main parts:

Intro - reason you are there and the agenda

Body - talking about your chosen subject

Conclusion - wrap up the whole presentation in a few sentences

Tag line - a little fact (funny usually) to make the pannel smile at the end of it

SpeachBot180

[craig180]

SpeachBot180

*speech (before Viper gets in) ;)

It's what I do.

[Viper]

I wasn't going to actually.

I thought you sold coffee shizzle Kregg. Or do you just talk about it. lol

[craig180]

I wasn't going to actually.

I thought you sold coffee shizzle Kregg. Or do you just talk about it. lol

I sell and have to put presentations together for sales managers and for clients

[Viper]

I get you :y:

get me a job craigybabes

[craig180]

I get you :y:

get me a job craigybabes

We already have a marketing manager and she's fitter than you (albeit in her 40s)

[Yates]

Navy have there own way of setting it out and expect it in that format. Altho its not far off yours Craig.

Basically its to test us on how we give the brief (body language), how we have researched and public speaker. I have no problems standing up infront of x amount of people speaking.

I would never do it on something to do with work, as knowning my luck i will have someone who knows alot more than me sat listening.

Sandwich is certainly a winner at the moment, its different, I can bring in examples, therefore getting interaction

[Yates]

I wasn't going to actually.

I thought you sold coffee shizzle Kregg. Or do you just talk about it. lol

i thought he sold or owned vending machines

[Viper]

Presentation on 'Where the bomb is'

[craig180]

i thought he sold or owned vending machines

Sell them dude

[joshg_7]

renewable energy, shit loads of info

[Mochachino]

renewable energy, shit loads of info

But who would want to sit there n listen to that?

play them this tbh its interesting too, and while its playing talk about nuclear power, nuclear bombs etc

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[dannyhall]

I did one on my old saxo for uni, purely because if anyone asked me a question i'd be able answer it without worrying if I was right or wrong!

Went down well as most of the girls did christmas, fashion, michael jackson, florence nightingale etc

[23carragold]

A presentation on the tragic plight..of the wrinkled ballsack.

[Yates]

I did one on my old saxo for uni, purely because if anyone asked me a question i'd be able answer it without worrying if I was right or wrong!

Went down well as most of the girls did christmas, fashion, michael jackson, florence nightingale etc

already got a 12 min on car, like you said you know it all, they also cant trick question you!

[Lacey_106]

"Snoring, how it can ruin your life"... I can send you a tape of how loud my fucking flatmate is. FFS.

[Yates]

might do one on lacey106

could be too boring though...

[Lacey_106]

might do one on lacey106

could be too boring though...

Most definitely would be.

That was a poor idea.

[Yates]

Most definitely would be.

That was a poor idea.

your snoring idea was bad, how bad is your 'flatmate'

[Lacey_106]

your snoring idea was bad, how bad is your 'flatmate'

In what aspect?
She's quite good looking :geek:

[readie]

could do it on all sorts you have a car one so u need something different other than your car what have you been doing over the years?

i know for my a levels we had to give a speech about something i chose the aerodynamics of a golf ball and its properties - DO NOT DO THIS they will be asleep!

[Yates]

In what aspect?
She's quite good looking :geek:

do you fancy your flat mate?

pics of flat mate

and i was referring to her/your snoring

[23carragold]

In what aspect?
She's quite good looking :geek:

Pics or GTFO..

[Lacey_106]

do you fancy your flat mate?

pics of flat mate

and i was referring to her/your snoring

I'm not posting pictures of my flatmate up!

Nor do I fancy her. She's off her rocker.

And I will tape the snoring so you can enjoy.

[23carragold]

I'm not posting pictures of my flatmate up!

Nor do I fancy her. She's off her rocker.

And I will tape the snoring so you can enjoy.


Video tape?!

[Lacey_106]

Video tape?!

Of a partition wall? Alright.

[23carragold]

Of a partition wall? Alright.

Damn you woman. I want HD shots of said snorer or your dwindling reputation will be in tatters.









Not that you ever had one....

[Lacey_106]

Damn you woman. I want HD shots of said snorer or your dwindling reputation will be in tatters.









Not that you ever had one....

I would invite you all round to listen seeing as she's behind her locked door...

But I wouldn't want you in my flat.

Especially you Carra

[23carragold]

I would invite you all round to listen seeing as she's behind her locked door...

But I wouldn't want you in my flat.

Especially you Carra


Don't worry. I have been waiting for the day for when I can finally use my Police issue "enforcer" to batter down the door..






Please let me come in...I'll be good.....probably

[Peter_D]

I would invite you all round to listen seeing as she's behind her locked door...

But I wouldn't want you in my flat.

Especially you Carra

You think you can hide behind white text...you can't

[Peter_D]

Don't worry. I have been waiting for the day for when I can finally use my Police issue "enforcer" to batter down the door..






Please let me come in...I'll be good.....probably

You think you can hide behind white text...you can't

[Lacey_106]

You think you can hide behind white text...you can't

We can't hide anything from you Peter. You're special. :)

[craig180]

How about giving a presentation on how website forum threads can go off at a complete tangent when the e-perves clock onto the fact a real girl is posting in the same thread?

[23carragold]

You think you can hide behind white text...you can't

Repost.

[Lacey_106]

Don't worry. I have been waiting for the day for when I can finally use my Police issue "enforcer" to batter down the door..






Please let me come in...I'll be good.....probably

Been waiting...

You're still waiting.

And even then, you'll never defeat Shantha, my absolute beast of a landlord.


Back on topic: You can have my presentation on Smoking :)

[smiith]

How about giving a presentation on how website forum threads can go off at a complete tangent when the e-perves clock onto the fact a real girl is posting in the same thread?

real girls? woaahhh.

Id much rather fondle you kregg

[Pieface]

Earthquakes. The natural disaster I find most fascinating in studying.

[23carragold]

Been waiting...

You're still waiting.

And even then, you'll never defeat Shantha, my absolute beast of a landlord.


Back on topic: You can have my presentation on Smoking :)

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/23_carra_gold/wildenstein.jpg

[Lacey_106]

Stop fucking spamming. I'm going to report you.

[23carragold]

Stop fucking spamming. I'm going to report you.

Go ahead...make my day....

[D--R--E--W]

Dont know if its something you would be into but I would consider the contraversy between the Tupac and Biggie Murders. What happened previous to their deaths, during and after. The conspiracies involving both....

[Peter_D]

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/23_carra_gold/wildenstein.jpg

Is it just me who would accept the offer of a blowjob from her???

[23carragold]

Is it just me who would accept the offer of a blowjob from her???

MATE.

I expected better. I'm disturbed.

[Peter_D]

Those lips are insane though

Might put her in my pond

[Barry123]

Sell them dude

And that bastard one outside my office always has 'PLEASE USE CORRECT CHANGE' whenever I want to use it :wacko:

Yates, I was going to suggest mentioning everything you know.

But that would last 7 seconds, nevermind 7 minutes.

Fuck it I don't know, the history of the Nurburgring, you explain how it came about, then show some kick ass pictures of people crashing n shit?

[Barry123]

http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/23_carra_gold/wildenstein.jpg

no, she's had a face churned up like that because she's obsessed with Cats. Not just her face but her teeth also. Seen the teeth of a cat? Fancy a blow job from a deranged cat thinking it's been given some Whiskers laced with Cat Nip?

[Peter_D]

I still would yes

[Yates]

And that bastard one outside my office always has 'PLEASE USE CORRECT CHANGE' whenever I want to use it :wacko:

Yates, I was going to suggest mentioning everything you know.

But that would last 7 seconds, nevermind 7 minutes.

Fuck it I don't know, the history of the Nurburgring, you explain how it came about, then show some kick ass pictures of people crashing n shit?

i was thinking of doing it on your employment history, but then that wouldnt even last 2 seconds...

[Barry123]

haha

oh that engine... my car is in bits awaiting injectors and other crap that's currently being sorted. I'll pop up friday/saturday if you're around and see what the crack is. if that's ok? how have you got on?

[Yates]

What are you after like? Havent really got on, i havent done a single thing towards car, its been sat there for about two weeks now, just have no moitivation to do anything.

ive been looking at houses and helping a mate build an office

[Paul]

Might put her in my pond

Made me lol... almost sig worthy.


I think the ring idea is pretty good, should interest anyone.. anyone normal anyway.

[Yates]

ring is a no go, it features in my other presentation

[Yates]

where can you buy sandwiches from? im gettin names of all places, got a few just need more shops

[Barry123]

where can you buy sandwiches from? im gettin names of all places, got a few just need more shops

subway? tesco's? morrison's? sainsbury's? university of surrey sandwich bar? Fatso's (in Northallerton)?

I think that's about it in the entire country.


Right well I'll motivate you on friday/saturday... what did you want a hand with?

[Yates]

just taking bodies off n fitting standard inlet, altho from lookin at it, seems piss

take exhaust off too

do you want to buy these bodies and ecu then?! nice price ;)

[Bound]

I'd do something historical or philosophical - Get a debate going.. Some controversy, a conspiracy, something thought provoking :A:

[Chuffy]

How about giving a presentation on how website forum threads can go off at a complete tangent when the e-perves clock onto the fact a real girl is posting in the same thread?

I like this idea. You could add in time line graphs showing how much of a tangent the thread can go.

"As we can see at this point in the graph a real girl posts causing tits or GTF posts being made 0.01 seconds after"

[Yates]

I was going to do it on why we shouldnt give to animal charities but it could turn into a bit of a debate, which is not what i should be doing, interaction is fine, but not full blown debate.

I'd do something historical or philosophical - Get a debate going.. Some controversy, a conspiracy, something thought provoking :A:

a debate isnt a presentation mate

sorted now anyway

[craig180]

And that bastard one outside my office always has 'PLEASE USE CORRECT CHANGE' whenever I want to use it :wacko:



PM me the machine number and I'll get it sorted for you or mention it to Simon so he can bring it up in the machine review

[Barry123]

PM me the machine number and I'll get it sorted for you or mention it to Simon so he can bring it up in the machine review

yay! will man cheers :D

[Lacey_106]

I like this idea. You could add in time line graphs showing how much of a tangent the thread can go.

"As we can see at this point in the graph a real girl posts causing tits or GTF posts being made 0.01 seconds after"

testing....

[Cal]

I'd do a presentation on my Warhammer collection.

[D--R--E--W]

testing....

TITS or GTFO

[Pixie]

On my not to buy a car from Ford :D

[Viper]

On my not to buy a car from Ford :D

I agree with this!


whats up with your blue oval?

[Lewis]

What would it be any why?

Why VTEC kicks in y0!

[Yates]

Why VTEC kicks in y0!

would take me bout 5 mins before vtec kicked in...

[D--R--E--W]

would take me bout 5 mins before vtec kicked in...

hahaha, if only rep was still on the go....

[Pixie]

I agree with this!


whats up with your blue oval?

After 2 1/2 weeks of having Keith ( the fiesta) they have now said they cannot fix it :( Bummer
So trying to get another car out of them - but that is like trying to get blood from a stone :wall:

[minxymears]

Do it on something topical, current and with lots of info available, personally I'd do one one the Gulf Oil Disaster, general overview, what went wrong, ecological impact, impact on BP (financial and as an organisation), and what is and has been done reactivity wise...

[Viper]

Do it on something topical, current and with lots of info available, personally I'd do one one the Gulf Oil Disaster, general overview, what went wrong, ecological impact, impact on BP (financial and as an organisation), and what is and has been done reactivity wise...

What went wrong... BP has a severe lack of health and safety and keeping up with repairs. That's the reason for all of their incidents.

[Peter_D]

hahaha, if only rep was still on the go....

If only Crail was closer so i could get a video of your Cupra getting dicked on by a VTEC :( :fcuk: