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RustySkull
26th March 2011, 19:28
Well, I'm bored, so here is a reason to hate me. :fcuk:


Where have all the Novas gone? And where's a Cavalier
Where's a chav that’s past his test? Who doesn’t know how to change gear
I think they all bought Corsa’s, and some 'bought GSi's
Late at night when they all meet up, you can hear their collected size.

I need a turbo! I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night,
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights;
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
It's gotta be big, and it's gotta be sprayed, and it's gotta scrape like fuck on the floor;

At Asda after midnight, in my wildest fantasy
There’s a lowered Corsa there for sale, and the guy only wants three
Racing on a one point four, when the engine over heats
Its gonna take a GSi, to sweep me off my feet

I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor


I think I’m gonna have the car that I love, I’d like a Skyline or a Scooby, right now I don’t have a lot of money
Living on the dole is a pain, but I’m lazy you see, do a bit on the side hope that I don’t get caught

hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get ---- ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhh !


I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor

I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and its gotta be bling, and its gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor!

tweedie
26th March 2011, 19:41
LOL, took me a while to work out what song tune to read it to... "Holding Out For a Hero"

Prickle
26th March 2011, 19:41
Were did read that? from the back of a cereal box...

blackie_2k5
26th March 2011, 19:42
thats an old one

RustySkull
26th March 2011, 19:43
Were did read that? from the back of a cereal box...

Lol nah it's the Turbo Song lol

Furio-Gazza
26th March 2011, 19:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg1qd570gq4

RustySkull
26th March 2011, 19:43
thats an old one


Yeh lol, still good though :)

RustySkull
26th March 2011, 19:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg1qd570gq4

RustySkull
26th March 2011, 19:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg1qd570gq4

Beat me to it lol.

Furio-Gazza
26th March 2011, 19:45
Beat me to it lol.

... ;) lol!

tomsmarty
26th March 2011, 20:13
Ha! That videos done in Weston, near me! :D

JamesR
26th March 2011, 20:16
lol that's excellent :D

"I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
It's gotta be big, and it's gotta be sprayed, and it's gotta scrape like fuck on the floor;"

Almost pissed myself at that bit haha

carter
26th March 2011, 20:28
lol reminds me of the saxo man video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6TGtV_6o4

RustySkull
26th March 2011, 21:41
lol reminds me of the saxo man video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6TGtV_6o4

Lol that's kool also!