Well, I'm bored, so here is a reason to hate me.
Where have all the Novas gone? And where's a Cavalier
Where's a chav that’s past his test? Who doesn’t know how to change gear
I think they all bought Corsa’s, and some 'bought GSi's
Late at night when they all meet up, you can hear their collected size.
I need a turbo! I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night,
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights;
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
It's gotta be big, and it's gotta be sprayed, and it's gotta scrape like fuck on the floor;
At Asda after midnight, in my wildest fantasy
There’s a lowered Corsa there for sale, and the guy only wants three
Racing on a one point four, when the engine over heats
Its gonna take a GSi, to sweep me off my feet
I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor
I think I’m gonna have the car that I love, I’d like a Skyline or a Scooby, right now I don’t have a lot of money
Living on the dole is a pain, but I’m lazy you see, do a bit on the side hope that I don’t get caught
hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get caught, hope that I don’t get ---- ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhh !
I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and it’s gotta be bling, and it’s gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor
I need a turbo, I’m holding out for a spoiler 'till the end of the night
It’s got to be big, and its gotta be bling, and its gotta have Lexus lights
I need a wide bore, I’m holding out for an add-on MOMO piece for the door
Its gotta be big, and its gotta be sprayed, and its gotta scrape like fuck on the floor!